Thursday, October 7, 2010

Guess who?

Banky W's Mom n Dad. I kinda like his mom's boot. Back in the days, lol.

Primay school student kills mate with gun in Akure

A 10-year-old pupil of All Saints Anglican Primary School, Oke -Ijebu in Akure, Ondo State, yesterday, shot dead his classmate with one of the two single barrel guns they found behind the toilet in their school.
A source said that the guns were found by two pupils who mistook them for toys.
The source said that another pupil took one of the guns from the two boys and started playing with it. He said the boy pulled the trigger by mistake and it released a bullet which hit his mate and killed him instantly.
The bullet was also said to have injured the other mate and the boy that fired the gun.
Parents and guardians of children in the school were said to have rushed to the place to catch a glimpse of the incident.
They expressed serious concern over the development.
Authorities of the school, it was learnt, closed down the school immediately to avoid protests from members of the public.
The remains of the dead pupil had been deposited at a mortuary while the injured one was receiving treatment at an undisclosed hospital as at press time.
Efforts to identity the pupils involved in the incident were futile as the school was under lock and key when our correspondent got there on Wednesday afternoon.
The Public Relations Officer in charge of the state police command, Mr. Aremu Adeniran, who confirmed the incident, said the command suspected that the two guns were hidden there by armed robbers.
The PPRO said a sledge hammer, cutlass and other instrument were also recovered when his men searched the place.
He said policemen of the command had begun investigation into the incident.
Source: Punch

Wednesday, October 6, 2010


So it's Tuface and Annie's Daughter.... Tuface is sure a sweet daddy o, lol.

Sindodo Buys Murano Jeep

If report reaching this blog is true, it’s even true, lol. Actress Sikiratu Sindodo has just acquired a brand new seven million naira Murano Jeep. It would be recalled that the actress who was in a long term relationship with one of NURTW top shots, Mc Oluomo, got more than what she bargained for in year 2008 until recently when things started getting better for her. Though she wasn’t down financially, but emotionally it was tuff for her. It was first, her much celebrated love relationship with Mc Oluomo who a lot of people thought was heading for alter, before it broke up. She was also accused of stealing the socialite’s jewelries which costs millions of naira, and so he seized the Murano Jeep he bought for her, with plate number as MC BABY. As if that was not enough, few months back, her Red Honda CRV Jeep mistakenly killed a 16months old baby. She was arrested and latter released, without the case getting to court. A lot of us are happy that she is gradually getting her groove back. And for some wicked birds that are going round town, saying the new jeep is meant to spite Oluomo, that’s far from been true, as the socialite have different latest automobiles in his garage. You can’t take it away from him; Mc loves nice rides.

I Go Dye In Secret Engagement With Babymama

Comedian I go dye with real names as Francis Agoda has secretly engaged the mother of his son two weeks back. A source in the know says the light pretty babe is so much in a happy mood, that she can’t hide her joy. The comedian is said to be making plans for their wedding and wish people would let them be. That’s not the only good news about this guy, as he has also joined the President Goodluck Jonathan campaign team for 2011. Hmm, here’s wishing him luck as he plans to quit bachelorhood.

Is Timaya Arogant?

Group leader of Dem Mama Soldier, Timaya, has once again disappointed fans. The musician went to party at one of the Island clubs, and after having a swell time, he decided to leave in the early hours of the morning. By the time he got to where his BMW X6 with Peace 53 as its plate number was parked, another car was already blocking him. Instead of the musician to call on the security guys around, he started shouting on top of his voice, saying the owner of the ‘carton’ should come and remove it. You dey hear this plantain boy?

Basketmouth’s Lord Of The Ribs To Hold This Month

Basketmouth’s Lord of the Ribs is set to hold on Friday, 10th of October at the new Expo centre, Eko Hotel & Suites, Victoria Island. In attendance will be Basketmouth himself, Ali Baba, Okey Bakassi, Gordons, Terry G, Naeto C, Dare Art Alade, Tuface, Banky W, M.I and a whole lot of celebs. Tickets are going for N5,000, N20,000 and N300,000 for a table.

Funke Akindele To Premiere Movie

Yea, Jeniffa is set to premiere her new movie Ghetto girls on the 24th of this month. Remember I also informed you when she had the US premiere. Yep, so it’s Naija’s turn now. Some musicians will be performing at the event, I only wonder why Steel is not on the flyer, after all Steel if I’m not mistaken is Funke’s closest musician friend,lol. See full details below anyway...

Monday, October 4, 2010

9ice Drops Album 10/10/10

Alapomeji CEO 9ice has said he is ready to drop his new album come 10th of October. The album will be dropped 10am on 10/10/10. The album which is titled Bashorun Gaa consists of 14tracks which includes some remixes from his previous albums. Hopefully, Ruggedman and Toni’s palava is sure not weighing him down.

It's M.I's Birthday.......

Yup… It’s Mister Incredible’s bornday and I think I’m loving this. I sure like M.I’s flow. Do have a fun filled day. And about you quitting music, don’t worry darling, you don’t need to pull that stunt… your album will sure sell. And of course good luck on the new movie… we are watching you, lol.

Nigerian Comedy Awards Holds In Dec....

The comedy business has blown beyond expectation, and Nigerian comedians deserve to be honoured in a grand style,” says Biodun Caston-Dada of the Nigerian Comedy Awards. The maiden edition of the awards, titled “Earn this, Earn Respect!” is set to hold in December at the Muson Centre, Onikan, Lagos.
Caston-Dada continues: “we realize that most people have come to see comedy and comedians only in the light of stand-up comics. We want to use this as an opportunity to set the record straight, while giving honour to whom it is due.” For that reason the awards covers a broad range of categories including Best Comedy Album, Best TV Drama, Best Radio Show, The Funniest Movie Of The Year, Comedian Of The Year and Best Upcoming Comedian, who will win a brand new car.
The organizers will also pay tribute to long-standing practitioners in the industry by inducing them into the Comedy Hall of Fame. These comedians include Chika Okpala aka Chief Zebrudaya alias 430, Night Of A Thousand Laughs’ Opa Williams, Ali Baba, John Chukwu and Sam Loco Efe, and the late Danjuma Mohammed and Gbenga Adeboye.
Upcoming comedians will also get the opportunity to network and learn from established comedy professionals at an Interactive Comedy Seminar titled “Comedy – Not a Laffin Mattas”

UPDATE: ‘My German Embassy lover impregnated me and fled’

Ferdinand Evers, the German Consulate staff who allegedly impregnated a Nigerian woman, Rose Gabriel, and fled the country, has denied paternity of the child, claiming he could not father a child as he was sterile.

Evers was reacting to a report ‘My German Embassy lover impregnated me and fled’ in the Sunday Sun of September 26, 2010. Narrating his own side of the story on the telephone from Germany, the harried German vehemently faulted Rose’s claim.

I’m sterile, I cannot impregnate a woman

Evers told us that there was no way he could have impregnated Rose as he is sterile and does not have the capability to impregnate a woman. He added that even if he could, Rose’s baby looked too white to be his child.

“I am not white like that baby. I am brownish but that baby is really white. That cannot be my baby,” he stressed.

She is a prostitute
He further said he didn’t meet Rose at a wedding a she claimed, as, according to him, he had never attended a wedding in Nigeria. “Honestly, I would like to attend a Nigerian wedding, but I have never had the opportunity. I met her at a night club, Pattern Bar, at Victoria Island, Lagos. That is where she works and, in fact, is very popular there. The club is owned by Lebanese people and she works there, looking for clients. What I think is that she had met another European who impregnated her as she does not go for dark-skinned men, only whites.”

He disclosed that he frequented the bar and sometimes gave money to some destitute around the area. It was while he was there one day that Rose met him. According to him, while trying to get friendly with him, Rose came from behind and took his keys. Admitting that he later had sex with Rose and just once, Evers however began to sound inaudible when asked whether he used condom during the intercourse and apparently pretended not to hear our reporter. At this point, the connection cut. But, his statement was conflicting, as he had earlier said they met twice or thrice.

When asked whether he paid money into her account and later used it as a trap to get her arrested, Evers retorted: “I never gave her any money; money for what? I never gave her my business card too. I don’t know how she got that. Maybe she stole it from me when we met

She threatened to kidnap me
Evers also admitted that Rose told him she was pregnant and that when he ignored her, she came one day to the Pattern Bar and seized his keys.
“Then she started hitting me with her high-heeled shoes but I refused to react until a bouncer came and stopped her. She then threatened that she was going to teach me that she was from Niger Delta.”
Evers added that after sometime, Rose phoned him from Warri and told him that he should pay a certain amount of money otherwise she would get militants to bundle him to the creeks of Niger Delta and force the German embassy to pay ransom.

He said he did not take the threat serious until the next day when a vehicle came after him while he was on his power bike. He tried to escape when he remembered the threat but in the process he had a fatal accident. “In fact, I’m still undergoing major operations right now,” he said.
Also on her claim that he gave her money for Christmas last December, Evers said they were not that close for him to give her money for Christmas. “Is she my wife? I was not even in Nigeria during the Christmas period.”

Evers is just desperate - Rose
In a swift reaction, Rose dismissed his supposed estranged lover’s claims as the reaction of a drowning man trying to clutch to life. “Look, Ferdinand has been telling the police that I am a call girl since this matter started. But I met him at that wedding after which he took me to that bar he told you. Then we went to bed together,” she said.

We used condom only once and had sex severally
On whether they used condom to protect themselves, Rose said the first time they met, they used condom.
“After that time, Ferdinand said he preferred skin-to-skin. I told him no, that it was risky for me but he insisted, saying that he cannot impregnate a lady. When he insisted, I gave in, after all he had promised to marry me.”

Evers’ claim that they only had sex once equally infuriated Rose. “Why is he lying? We were like two lovebirds and we had sex several times. I cannot count it. And he used protection just once.”

He should come for DNA test
Rose maintained that there was no point quarrelling whether the child was Evers’ as a DNA test would ascertain whose baby it is. “During those days that he put me through hell when I was pregnant, he denied. Now everybody can see that the child is white. What else will he say?”

Ferdinand’s friend behind this
Rose told Sunday Sun that a Nigerian friend of Evers was ill-advising him. “It was he who told him to ignore me in the first place. Now he is the one trying to stop him from taking care of his daughter. I know Ferdinand is not like that. But bad advise is what is going to ruin him.”
She was apparently referring to a certain man who had met Sunday Sun reporter with Rose close to the embassy and introduced himself as Evers’ friend. When he saw the baby that day, he had said that she was a carbon copy of Evers.

Ferdinand, a victim of blackmail - Friends
Some friends of Evers had earlier expressed displeasure over Rose’s alleged attempt to blackmail him.
In a letter made available to Sunday Sun, the project manager of Amec Oil and Gas Limited, Malcolm Celnik, a United Kingdom national, stated that he had known Evers to be honest and trustworthy, and that he was a victim of blackmail.

His words: “It is understood that Evers is subject to certain accusations from a Nigerian lady. The nature of the accusation is serious. From my experience of Evers, I am prepared to state (under oath if need be) that he is not of a character to commit such offences and I would deem them groundless. I have personal experience of the kind of false allegations that certain types of ladies bring against expatriates in Nigeria, mostly in order to separate them from their money.”

Another of his friend, Declan Freeley, said Evers was just an unfortunate target of a desperate Nigerian woman.

The law will take its course - Human rights lawyer
An Abuja-based human rights lawyer, Ugochukwu Osuagwu, has however decided to take up the matter to defend the rights of Miss Rose Gabriel. He said that no Nigerian should be treated like a second-class citizen anywhere in the world.
source: NFC

Sunday, October 3, 2010

Kas To Drop Album

The fimile crooner, Kas has said he will be dropping his album this month. According to him, he has concluded plans on the album and has artistes like Tuface and Wande Coal on it. The album title will also be fimile, the single that brought him to limelight. So, Kas is also a music producer, hmm. I heard he has worked with the likes of Naeto C, M.I and even Sir Shina Peters. Well this next one might not interest some ladies, opps! Probably spoil their day, hmm. So Kas is also a baby daddy. And he was quoted saying ‘my son is my best friend’…. Good daddy

Saturday, October 2, 2010

So I Had Fun....

So I had fun yesterday, hmm. It was one of the celebrations of Nigeria at 50 and I had an extremely good time. There were a lot of personalities in the house, but you know now, I’m found of the music aspect [musicians]. So I saw this great guy, Daddy Fresh, looking even fresher, lol [money is good o, he looks so big and healthy]. You don’t need to be told that the guy is so loaded now. And of course he was my delight. He is someone I had watched on the screen while growing up as a little girl, and seeing him one on one was a plus to me. So when one of the organizers asked if it was ok to introduce me to him, I said sure, what are you talking about, let’s go, lol. So we got talking, and he made my Independence Day worth it. It was fun talking to him, even has he invited me into his car, and played me his over 18 latest tracks, which he did with the likes of Tuface and Ras Kimono. And of course he was also impressed about me, *winks* lol. Plus we also got talking about Nigeria and the celebration. Please read REALITY MAGAZINE for full interview.

Enjoy this, it was sent to me by a friend: A call from a 419 guy with caller ID hidden:

Mr. 419: Hello, how are you?

Ayo: Fine. Please, who am I speaking with?

 Mr. 419:Haba, don't you remember me?  Who do you know in UK that
could be calling?

(Sensing a scam, I threw in a trap…)

Ayo: Johnson!  Is that you?  (meanwhile, I don't know any Johnson in UK .)

(Thinking it's a break, he swallows the bait)

Mr. 419 : Of course, this is Johnson!  How come you didn't recognise
my voice initially?

(Certain it's a scam, I decided to punish him verbally and
financially.  I had the time that morning so I was going to assist him
waste his call credit.)

Ayo: Jooooooohnson! Kai! Omo buruku gbaa ni o! (You are a specially
bad boy)  Your father died, you didn't so much as show up or send a
note.  Omo a se iru e fun e! (Your children will repay you with such).
 Didn't you hear about his demise?  He was so bitter and full of
original curses for you.

Mr. 419: (Obviously subdued)  I didn't hear. I would have come.

Ayo:  Too bad.  You heard your mama is leprous too?  You didn't hear
about that, abi?

Mr. 419: (Now uncomfortable) No, I didn’t hear.

Ayo: (Enjoying myself thoroughly).  Too bad.  Is your wife that
foolish too?  Not even a word from her after you folks married without
our blessings?  If the husband is not wise, is the wife lame-witted

Mr. 419: She's fine.   I'm certain she'll get across to you. There's an issue…

(..breaking in before he begins his story)

Ayo: Johnson, O se mi o: (you offended me).  I sent you money to buy
me a car and you just disappeared.  When am I having my money back?
You want me to curse you too like your father did?  I don't have his
kind of patience I'm sure you know.  I won't wait that long before I
give you what you deserve.

Mr. 419:  (Grunted).  This issue is important...

Ayo: Shut up!!! When are you sending money home?  Haba! We sent you to
school, clothed you and sent you abroad...  Are you now a 419?
Stealing from me your friend too. Your father was right to curse
you... And you can't escape it if you continue like this.  It's not a

Mr. 419:  I'll repay you.

After about 15 minutes of moves and countermoves…I owned up.

Ayo: See Mr. 419, I don't know any Johnson in UK .  I just needed to
teach you a lesson.  Go get a proper job.

Mr. 419: Were! Oloriburuku! Lo ti n sepe fun mi lat'aaro! (Madman, and
you've been cursing me since morning!)