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Thursday, October 27, 2011

11 things wives and intending wives must know?

I just ran into this…like excuse me? Yea I might not care about the rest, but no 1… Hellloooooo? Why can’t you if I can. This is just what the world is, and it is not even funny at all. Tnx to niajaparrots
1. Most Men cannot have sex exclusively with just one woman, for the rest of their lives.
2. Men are created with varied sexual appetite , some men can do without sex for a year, others cannot do without sex for a week.
3. A man who's madly in love with one woman can still have sex with other women but still love his 'woman'.
 4. Some of the best husbands have concubines or mistresses, these extra marital affairs play a role in keeping the man sane and free of sexual tensions, especially during mid-life crises.
5.I f your man is just having sex with some sweet sexy teen or babe, DO NOT WORRY. But, if your man starts making midnight calls and exchanging text messages with another lady at odd hours, BE VERY WORRIED.
6. Before you choose your man, ensure he believes in AIDs, STDs and protected sex. That way, chances are that he will not bring HIV and other STDs into your life.
7. Most chronic wife beaters are faithful husbands, they hardly have extramarital affairs.
8. Most 'extra' loving husbands have concubines, these concubines keep the man abreast on new ways of making women happy.
9. Your man's mistress or concubine is most times not interested in you or your home. She has already seen your pictures and those of your kids via your hubby’s phone. She and your hubby just have a sexual understanding or partnership which helps both deal with peculiar individual issues.
10. As a woman, if you go all out in a bid to catch your husband red-handed cheating, you WILL succeed. Then what next? If u listen hard to your domestic servants in their private discussions, u will certainly hear them insult you, so why listen?
11. Judge your man by his responsibilities towards you and the kids, and NOT by who he's giving 'doggie style' to in the office.

24 comments:

  1. True true and true

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  2. We met our mothers practice this. It might most of the time hurt you know your man is cheating and you can’t do JACK about it. No wonder girls do the same thing now. 50/50

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  3. I wonder why it is only just about the men. It s only women who needs to be careful. Even in a simple dating he wants it all and hardly cares about how you feel.

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  4. I don’t think I can blame any woman who cheats on her man, men are born cheats. Was laughing at my friend the other day, when she said she could trust her husband even with her life. She’s so sure her husband wasn’t cheating. Until the girlfriend herself called her on the phone asking her to tell her husband to let her be, as she was fed up of his no money love. She cried to me, and I laughed inside. mschew

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  5. me am seriously looking into dating again very soon cause my husband cheats like no man island and he gets caught without showing any remorse, so what d heck? just looking for 1 handsome & loaded bobo and am game....kai some of them can even sleep wt their wife's sibling...ah men...dem no get eternity o
    so am reversing the title to 11 THINGS HUSBANDS & INTENDING HUSBANDS MUST KNOW

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  6. Men are more useless than anything you can think of in life. They cheat on u, they monitor u and almost cage your life.

    If you are still single enjoy yourself now. and if you have that rich guy pampering you, dont throw him off after marriage, you will always need him.

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  7. anons 00.16 bless ur heartm my mistake now regretting.....how can a man not give his wife money to take care of herself and squander this same money on g/friends outside, not even a single regard that this woman is d mother of all my kids....and when u struggle to now look good..no compliments and not even asking 'where dd u get d money to buy all these' i beg is that not licence to do what u like? awon olori gbeske

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  8. Different folks with different ideas

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  9. Practice this and have no BP/hypertension. It works ladies

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  10. @Preggie they are just like that. This man own hmm, he gives when he wants too. The most annoying part is that he can sleep in his office 5times a week. When my mum got tired of my problems, as in she didn’t know the next thing to advice again as a mother, cus she later became my husband sort off. She said, wo ma je ki oko e pa e fun mi, (don’t let your husband kill you for me at this young age) find a companion. I clocked 30 recently and all he did was give me money to buy cake, even though I insisted we should go and get it together, he said ok, on the d day he gave excuses. But my companion, who has not even seen my panties, bought me things I couldn’t imagine and got the kids stuffs too. And guess wht he is stil very single. But that doesn’t mean am leaving my husband

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  11. Practice this 11 things and have no BP/hypertension. It works ladies

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  12. @Anon 16 how sad. It is well dear, you will be fine. In as much as I agree with this 11things, so men you put in their place will still misbehave.

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  13. lol @ nigerias solution of do the same damn thing. haha!

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  14. anons 16 my own mum has stopped talking, even when u want to talk she pushes in another talk like 'dont u v anything to say apart from this guy' oops.....#epic fail# wish i have an admirer like u, lucky u *shrug* @ least someone to share those lonely moments wt, not a man that's thinking marrying u is a big favor....the irony of it s married ladies r not looking for d**k or someone to sleep wt but a person to console u and just reassure u all is well even when u know 'well is far', tell u, u r looking good' even when u r so far pshhhhh

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  15. As a long term mistress, I know my role and play my position. I'm not calling or texting when I know he's home, I'm not asking for what his wife doesn't have and I don't make demands on his time that take away from his family. I am not interested in breaking my lover's home at all, if anything I have a vested interest in keeping his wife happy. I tell him what to buy her, where to take her etc. When she's happy, she doesn't stress him. When he's not getting stressed at home, he's more generous in everything (time, money, sex etc.)

    I'm not disillusioned about the relationship, I know what purpose I serve to him, entertainment, stress relief, wild conversation and by that I do mean sex. To me he is, a great career mentor, that gives me unfettered access to the right people without having to flirt with or sleep with them. I have a great position in a multinational now, he facilitated me getting the interview and held my hand as I negotiated for a higher salary, he also gives me good advice about navigating life and even with my great salary, he still gives me a monthly allowance and other gifts regularly.

    I know this won't last forever, the 3 years we've been seeing each other have been good to us both, but I'm quite sure his mid life crisis is over and my time will soon be up. In the meantime I just enjoy what I can and when its over, I'll move on.

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  16. I once asked my ex-pastor why he was being unfaithful to his wife (when was trying to get me to sleep with him) his response, "I need a tighter p*ssy cos my wife's own is now slack after 4 kids." That is the Senior Pastor of a well known church o! So i wonder what omo ijo will be doing. I run sharp sharp!!

    God help us women!

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  17. These are touching stories. Realities and am so glad girls are speaking out. Relationship is a must, it is something you must get involved in else you die of loneliness. We need to be smart ourselves, men do not stress themselves this much. They go out and have a side kick, which makes them relax why we stay back putting the matter in mind, they aren’t even bordered.

    Trick of staying happy and he wonders why she is not bordered, but glowing. Have a man to share your thoughts with. The only reason our mothers are tired of listening is because they feel we should find solutions to our problems. They can’t tell us, they had a man by the side while they were married to our dads. That is the only secret they can’t tell us. That is why they push in another word when we come again with our ever re-occurring problems.

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  18. @Preggie Nawa o, didn't you say you are pregnant? So is it with the pregnancy that you'll be seeing another man. Anyway why get pregnant for him in the first place if he's like that. You should have left him time ago

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  19. OMG! Revelations! Glad I'm still single.....

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  20. scorpy my person, person wey carry belle no go drop am again? i begi....i don almost drop o and i go seriously do...forget gist and leave matter for mata......very soon na 911 bus u go dey take catch me for bus stop...lmao....y i no go get pregnant? s he not my husband? u no want make i born?....dont u know its better to hatch all ur eggs n 1 man's house and enjoy life than jump from one man to another giving them all kids?...check people like that they age fast like overipe mangoes...me am done wt babies after this one and check ma figure out on red carpet....won ti gbe

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  21. preggie o! you no go kill us for here o!

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  22. abi now sis, my condition is not permanent now.....=)) laffº°˚ ˚°º≈wanº°˚ ˚°º≈tearº°˚ ˚°º≈myº°˚ ˚°º≈belleº°˚ ˚°ooo

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  23. Love this blog, its so real! tired of fake ass LI, Ladun big fan here I come, first day here and I really like it

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  24. @the last comment. Aww thank u thank u thank u. u welcom to our fun spot. Now lets get it started, muah

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