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Monday, January 31, 2011

Ozone Productions Present Pre Valentine Party For Fun Seekers

Ozone is my friend, and he has been reping Surulere well. There’s about no artiste or just very few, this guy haven’t brought to Surulere free of charge. He is having a pre valentine party for Surulere and Lagos people in general on the 12th of February. Look up and see how many known artistes are coming, and for just N500? Obviously, he only wants people to catch their fun. And all the proceeds go to charity? Good Guy! A real big round of applaud. BRAVO!

Friday, January 28, 2011

What Banky W Can't Do

A lot of ladies might be disappointed in this, but I guess some might see it as no big deal, ‘well we are to cook for the guys’. R&B singer and one of Nigeria’s finest, Bankole Wellington artistically known as Banky w attempted to cook rice and stew last week Sunday for the first time in three years. The funnest part of it is that, the singer wasn’t so sure may be the first thing to do was to pour the vegetable oil before the pepper or the pepper before the vegetable oil. According to people in the know, this musician had to call up his P.A who was with him all through instructing him on how to do it right via his black berry mobile till the food was ready. Some men! But isn’t Banky lucky, and most men that can’t cook? You have got ladies who will do all the cooking, its Nigeria baby, and it’s our culture

Thursday, January 27, 2011

Dan Foster yet in another dilemma

But could this really be true. The only reason why former radio personality, kemistry quit her job or was she sacked was because of Dan Foster, that’s the only name she kept mentioning, stating she can’t take the bullying any more. And now another presenter on Inspiration FM, Shola Thompson who has been a delight to many of his listeners is about quitting. He took to his twitter page stating thus;
‘Shola Thompson is abt to quit inspiration fm bcus dan foster is abt to run it to d ground’ he stated.

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Whophiii!

Actress Toyin Aimakhu is heavily pregnant and she is believed to be living with her partner in London.

Memo to a musician

This gist is so true and I’m not so happy to write about it, but I guess it’s wrong to cheat others, especially when they really helped you without looking back. As a matter of fact, the only reason why I won’t mention this guy’s name is because e go get as e be. This guy has been on the music scene for quite a while now, but luck came his way a year ago when he was signed under a record label owned by an Ibo big boy based in Canada. He was given a magnum car, but with a driver, as the record label owner [CEO] didn’t want him to handle the car as he might soon ruin it. Anyway, he managed to go out with the car one day, and had a terrible accident with it, and by then, the CEO wasn’t in the country. I learnt the dreadlock wearing musician was so broke that he couldn’t afford to fix just one of the tyres, not to talk about the whole damage. Someone then introduced him to a guy who is into pimping rides. To cut the long story short, this dude fixed the musician’s car without receiving a dime, but promised to pay for the repairs once the car is been fixed. The repairs got the pimp my ride guy spending thousands of naira, but all he got back from the musician was peanuts, and after several arguments, he promised to settle the bills soon as he returns from a show in Jos. The car was released to him [the musician] six months ago, and till date the slim built tall dark musician is yet to fulfil his promise and has stopped picking this guy’s calls. I hear the guy is so much bitter with the artiste that he told his friends to beware of Nigerian artistes as some of them could be fraudsters. Anyway, I hope someone reading this will alert the musician to please go pay up his debt, as I might be forced to mention his name if I receive another call from this pimp my ride guy. The most annoying is this, how could you stop picking his calls? Obviously this guy isn’t ready to pay back.
To know who this musician is, he has a riff with another musician and has released a song about it. The song actually brought him back to limelight and a video of it is currently been aired. His name sounds like another name we can give a Hausa security man. And in another way, what other names do the Yoruba’s call a Hausa man? Oh now you know him, tell him to go pay up his debt.

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Troublesome Kelly

Kelly hansome is sure a troublesome guy. He recently had a clash with M.I and that was when he posted his pic and M.I's own together on his face book page. And now, the self -acclaimed Igwe, has changed the pic to himself and kenny ogungbe's. Troublesome, thats the only word,lol.

Sunday, January 23, 2011

LWKM!!!




Are you tired? You can't be, oya oya push, mumu.


Secrets no one will tell you about M.I

This is true and I call it secrets no one will tell you about M.I. I’m not so much into the rap thing, but with M.I on the mic? Damn it I’m in. Would it interest you that when the rapper got into the country few years back from the United states, he was actually refused visa to return back to the States, and that was why he stayed back in Nigeria. Do you know all kinds of jobs he did in the US? He washed toilets, worked in restaurants and all sorts. It was while thinking of the next thing to do in life that he thought of music. Thank God the oyinbos refused him the Visa. I say thank God again on his behalf, lol. And see who MI is today. This car is his latest machine.

Nomoreloss welcomes babygirl!

Congratulations to former singer Nomoreloss who I hear is now into the nightclub business and his beautiful wife or is it babe [if not married] that welcomed their first baby together as a couple on the 15th of this month. The chic’s name is Deola Osinuga a.k.a Phoenix who is an on air personality with Rhythm Fm. I’m yet to find out the name of their new baby girl.

Eldee, Naeto C, Ice Prince Registers and post pics.




Rapper Eldee,Naeto C, Ice Prince and songstress Lami registering to vote. Have you also registered?

Celebsiwouldgetinashower with?

Ruggedman started it… he got tired of the beef tweets he has been receiving. So he said tired of this beef/hate tweets. I want to start something else, can you guess? Then he goes; celebsIwouldgetinashowerwith and that was how some of his colleagues and fans started saying theirs. Well Ruggedman’s choice was top model Oluchi, he didn’t stop at that as he also mentioned one more. And suddenly he said Mercy Johnson. This is indeed an open confession. Yes, he might not get Oulchi who is married to a top designer outside the country again, but actress Mercy Johnson is still single. I’m sure some olofofo’s would have whispered it into Mercy’s ears, if only she could give him a chance. At least this one na open toast. 

Friday, January 21, 2011

EXCLUSIVE: Unveiling I Go dye's Little Family



Stella Abulu
Her names are Stella Abulu. She is an ex beauty queen and face of Edo 2008 and now the wife of comedian I Go Dye. They both met at one of her charity events where I Go Dye came as a guest. That is their son, Roy and he is 4months old.

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Hotties

                                                        
It’s getting hotter, loving all the celebs. M.I is always beside Uche sha, and stop pointing those fingers at her…lol… just kidding.

NUH UHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Hear Paddy Adenuga Talk;

Whichever babes that made the wack #!@%*# "Kilode" song & "Awon girls" track that hv been going around are the razzest babes God ever created.
                                                                   
After reading this, I had to search for the babe that sang the ‘Kilode’ song, funny enough, all my searches gave me EVA, a new upcoming female act. Shocked? What could I have said? NUHHHHHHHH this ain’t right. The poor babe who should be in her late 20’s is just trying to get herself a life in the music industry. I’m so sure Paddy has never met her, but what could have made him say a thing like that after listening to her song. Anyway, this is hype for this new upcoming act, at least a lot of people want to hear the song now and see if truly it’s WACK! Here’s a link to the song. www.reverbnation.com/EVADDIVA.

Goldie In Love Issues

Only God knows what happened between jawo jawo crooner, Goldie and her boyfriend. The female musician is currently in London, and I scoop the guy lives there too. She typed on a social network yesterday saying;
 Love isn't enough to make a relationship work...Other factors are critical; especially letting go of your pride’.
These got most of her fans worried and several questions were popped to her. After dodging from asking some intimate questions, she finally opened up to one Esther Nwaoyo, saying;
Its fine, just relationship and love palava.
Well, I went back to see her page, and I think Goldie has gotten out of that mood and have moved on.
You are so right girl, letting go of your ‘pride’, hmmm… I know what you mean and I’m sure many ladies do.

Monday, January 17, 2011

Yikes!!!

I wish these girls didn’t dress this way. Ini has got a wrong hair do, her forehead? OMG… And Uche’s new look… It’s absurd….

Sunday, January 16, 2011

YUK: Uche bends to take a pic with M.I

Will they make a good couple? Nollywood actress Uche Jumbo and rapper M.I.. lwkm…. And Uche bends a little bit to get more comfortable with the pic. Ok M.I is fine SIMPLE…

Celebrity Seed: Jumoke Alao's cute daughter


Here’s a pic of former AIT’s launch hour presenter Jumoke Alao and here is her daughter who happens to be her first child. And of course that’s her husband there. They both tied the knot months back. Cute couple= cute baby.

Annie Macaulay

Well this is a free promo, but it doesn't matter to me. when people want you to see something, they say hey 'look' and they post it. So this is Annie Macaulay one of Tuface babymamas and an upcoming actress. She is really getting hotter by the day.

LMAO!!!



This people won't kill us,lolz. thanks to Gbenga Adeyinka.

Saturday, January 15, 2011

LMAOOO....


Even in the house, R n B singer, Banky W wears his hat. It looks like he is sleeping. What is this guy hiding though?

Friday, January 14, 2011

A Friend Indeed

A friend sent me this. All these about me?  Thank you my friend jare…. muawhh

So full of life with so much to do
she spreads her wings and flies,
when someone needs a helping hand
you know she'll hear their cries.

A friend like her is hard to find
I know because I've tried.
She wears her heart upon her sleeve
but, I've never seen her cry.

When I'm in need she is right there
busy or not, she'll find the time.
Her wings don't show, but I know
for me they always shine.

She hates to wait, but that's no crime
you have to understand her.
She'll give you the shirt right off her back;
she's everybody's mother.

I'm proud to say that she's my friend
don't know what I'd do without her,
so I just wrote this little poem
to let her know I love her.
 

To a great friend, with love

Zeeworld to hold birthday party with friends


Zeeworld, who loves to call himself 'the tetenbo master' will be having his 13years on stage alongside a birthday bash on the 29th of this month here in Ogba. Look up for more details.

What Rukky wants you to know?

.She might not be a fantastic actress, but I think I like her. She as a new hairdo on and obviously wants us to know.
‘A pic of my new hairdo, lol’. she said.

Shan George finally finds love



Fading actress Shan George and now an upcoming musician has finally tied the knot. Shan has got kids from a previous marriage and hoping she will have more in this. Here's wishing her a happy married life. Atleast, thank God she will not be linked to many men again, we now know who her husband his. congratulations to the actress.

Celebrity Seeds: Actress Oge Okoye's Kids

    


Aren’t they cute?

Oops!!!

I love this wanna be actress because she won’t stop making a mockery of herself. She is one actress that has graced the covers of many tabloids than movie covers. Probably a magazine wrote about her trying to get a new life after acting in a porn movie, and here’s what she wrote on her twitter page screaming to the world, some cheap publicity you had say.
‘See all dese our journalistz ooh*who told u guyz am seekin a nu life*Tahhhh STOP DAT*I fuckin luv ma life like diz mehn*una enjoy’
Sure I can’t stop laughing either. I advise this bleaching actress to concentrate on improving her career rather than causing some unreasonable stunts.

Monday, January 10, 2011

Horror!

I culled this out from santiagopad.blogspot.com. The blogger/model posted this picture and here's what he said with it.

''Before boys became men, they were certainly kids...hmnn...no be small thing o! no matter how 'little junior' was tamed even with blade, it still grows to go wayward...LOL...''

wetin concern me, thank God he is a man!

New joke for the year: Genevieve pregnant for D'banj

It's a new year. How interesting to see new astonishing jokes. 'Pregnancy tale trails Genevieve', they should have used a better picture of her atleast. D'banj is my ideal man, since when? I love journalism, chei! lol.

23 wives, 52 kids surface @ barrister's burial? Omo that one na long thing, lol.

It's a no no!

I have seen alot of this b4. but who ever did this wande coal's own, have done him no justice at all. This is the wackest i have ever seen...wpheeee.

Lovely

Just came across this pic now, and i cant stop loving it....muawhhhh

Duncan Mighty On Mercy Johnson

Someone saw an animated video of Duncan Mighty’s ‘I don’t give a shot’, and here is what he said the singer said.
 ‘Mercy Johnson nearly touch my rod…if you love me, I go love you, if you gbadun mi, I go gbadun you… no dey use ikebe television mi’.
In the first place, I don’t believe Mercy Johnson can have anything to do with this Port Harcourt based singer. And even though they got close in one way or the other, why must he turn that to a song? Oh ok I get it now, to sell his records? Oh no! He wants more fame....long hiss… he as totally failed. I advise this not too good looking guy to sit back and think of a better way to make his career better than trying to tarnish someone’s image. No be only rod!!!

Tiwa Salvage On WOW

Don't we luv this? A naija sister in the music world looking this pretty. Thank you tiwa jare, hoping the blown ones will learn from you.

Sunday, January 9, 2011

M.I And Kelly Hansome @ War Again

When the going was good
Why should M.I diss Kelly Hansome in his latest album and expect Kelly to keep quiet about this, knowing he doesn’t take bullshits. Even when you don’t refer to him, he throws stones. M.I started this and here’s what he said in his MI2 album, ‘See dis wowo boy dey form handsome, Kelechukwu clap for yourself… well done.
And days ago Kelly’s facebook status read ‘Now in the studio to reply Jude Abaga, I’ma kill this in an hour. Big up uglybeatz!!’.
He also went ahead on Friday stating, ‘I dey my own some boi dey recite my name like a poem, where were you all? Yet he claims he doesn’t know me…lmao. ‘Kelly Hansome is handsome’ now na wowo boy..lol. How many times now? You all just wait and see how incredible he is… he must have a chocolate master plan…these blood test 1.. buhahahaha! Illuminate your minds, fools!!’.
Indeed these dudes won’t kill us o. Kelly hansome has released a track via his twitter page titled ‘finish you boy’, where he spoke his mind on how he feels about M.I and the chocolate city boys. Jesse Jags and Ice prince have also replied Kelly hansome, but what would they have done? lol
Kelly likes trouble sha, why should he use his pic and MI’s on his facebook page; I mean at this time of this their brouhaha. Search for ‘Kelly Hansome’ on facebook to see for yourself, be sure the spellings are right pls.

Comedian I Go Dye Beaten Blue Black

This to me isn’t funny at all. Comedian I Go Dye got beaten up by an army officer days back at President Goodluck Jonathan-led Warri campaign rally for former Governor Emmanuel Uduaghan. Here’s how vanguard paper reported it;
 I Go Dye and his friends including I Go Save, Oguns Baba and his manager  were allegedly brutalised by a group of  military personnel led  by a senior officer  at the Warri Stadium when they were about to mount the stage to perform.
I heard it was not a child’s play as the comedian was thoroughly beaten. Here’s what I Go Dye said about his ordeal;
“I confirm the story to be true. The soldiers beat me blue and black. Right now, I’m on my way to the hospital; and as I am talking to you, I have also instructed my lawyer to file a suit against the Nigerian Army unless they apologise in writing within a period of seven days”.
We hear Ali Baba was the Master of Ceremony, so lets hear what he has got to say;
“I had just called up I Go Dye to come on stage when a certain Colonel BA Mohammed approached with his friends including Oguns Baba, I Go Save and his manager. I Go Dye had thought the Army officer had wanted to ask him some questions but pushed him which led to him losing his balance and hitting the ground. What followed that incident was like a scene from horror movie,” Ali Baba stated.
“It was the height of callousness. I didn’t know that an Army officer of the rank of a Colonel could display such callousness. The incident led all of us to leave the stadium because the officer refused to apologise’’, he also said.
How bad