Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Celebrities Pose For Y! Magazine


Y! Magazine today gathered around five celebrities from the music and movie world to probably grace the cover of their next edition. A photo shoot was carried out today and make up was done by Lola Maja.
The only actress amidst the guys, Omoni Oboli really looks amazing. The guys don’t look bad either. Banky w as seen in the picture above is not looking his best, plus he remains the only one with a cap. Remember the pic I showed you of him in a friends place dosing off and still got his cap on? Meen we are going to get this guy soon, just fold your alms. Anywayz we can’t wait to see Lagbaja on the 2nd of April as he performs his civic duty by voting, as no covering of face is allowed.

Spotted

GT The Guitarman and Ruggedman were yesterday at the studio cooking up some new flavour. One only wonders what the song would sound like; ok I get it, GT sings while Ruggedman did the usual rap. Let’s pray its tite. And oh, GT looks like a full grown man now, away from his under 21 looks. Nice!

Ruggedman Confesses: Have Got A Crush On Modupe Ozolua


Do we say Ruggedman doesn’t know the next thing to outer out of his mouth or what? Modupe Ozolua who got a lot of people’s attention including mine, through her numerous cosmetic surgeries for different Nigerian celebrities and high profile women, covers the new Mania Magazine. And as if her half nakedness wasn’t enough for all of us to see, Rapper Ruggedy went a little bit far, tweeted the pic and in his words,

‘The woman I have a big crush on'

But trust olofofo’s who prefer other people’s biz to theirs, brought my attention to this, and in her words, Ruggedman is just making a mockery of himself, I advise this old enough bachelor to go get a wife, as he is long overdue, and all this might be out of frustration.

Funny Post

OMG this is so so hilarious

Monday, February 21, 2011

LMAO!!!


Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend to Husband and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend.
In addition, Husband uninstalled many other valuable programmes, such as Romance and Personal Attention and then installed undesirable programs such as Rugby, Football, Sailing and Continuous TV.
Conversation no longer runs, and Housecleaning simply crashes the system.
I've tried running Nagging to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed, Desperate

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Dear Desperate,

First keep in mind, Boyfriend is an Entertainment Package, while Husband is an Operating System.
Please enter the command: 'http: I Thought You Loved Me.html' and try to download Tears.
Don't forget to install the Guilt update.
If that application works as designed, Husband should then automatically run the applications Jewellery and Flowers, but remember… over-use of the above application can cause Husband to default to Grumpy Silence, Garden Shed or Beer.
Beer is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources).
Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend program.
These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband.

In summary, Husband is a great system, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
It also tends to work better running one task at a time. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
We recommend Food and Hot Lingerie.

Good Luck,
Tech Support

Sunday, February 20, 2011

Told Ya So

I recently told you former radio girl, Kemistry who now resides in the US has stepped up her game big time. Check out Kemistry in this lovely outfit living up to it…forget the dark face and pls no beef... she is hawt!

Daniel Ademinokan In Multiple 419 Scams

Uh lala… this will interest you. Thanks to online magazine, www.bestofnollywood.tv
Talented director Dan Ademinokan, might not be talented in acting alone because of the way different allegations of financial scams keep piling up against him. First it was Taju Adepetu who claimed that after Dan collected money from him he didn’t do his job but bolted away then came Sola Fajobi, producer of ‘Supermom’ who is fuming and threatening fire and brimstone as he alleged that Dan collected 1.6m to produce some episodes of the season 1 one of the programme but after recording 9 episodes, Dan took permission to go to America for 4 days only for him to return in january and Sola had to go and get Wale Adebayo to finish the reality show and it was discovered that the production team were not paid including equipment rentals.
Just as the dust was settling down on this,on fri 18th around 11am an American based journalist Bukky Fadun posted this on her facebook page:
“Doris Simon Ademinokan. All i ever done for u and your husband was to help your husband here in America. He got two peoples’s money trough me, $10,000 and $1,000 from my friends, and all attempt to get the money back was not working. This people are on my case because they knew your husband through me. And Doris you had the guts to open your mouth and curse me, then deny that your husband never got any money from my friends”
Instantly we called Dan who denied such and claimed that he even just spoke to the person who was said to have given him the money as it was the imagination of people.
B.O.N spoke to Bukky Edun who said that Dan was lying and infact she sent this facebook message.
“He’s a fucking liar”.
The girl got every proof of their transactions and business records.She gave out a number and said “If you are ready to publish this story out, then call her but if you are ready to be Daniel’s friend,I am not sure what to tell u. I just finished speaking to my friend Kunle Afolayan he knew about this matter. Call the girl she will send you the copy of the contract agreement,and every other thing you need.”
Thankfully,a few minutes later Olamide Davis who paid Dan a sum of money called B.O.N and said Dan is a liar as he had collected 11,000 dollars from her through his manager,Mabel, in America and for months he has reneged on his agreement to either do the movie or return the money. She promised to send B.O.N documents of the transcations but few minutes later Bukky sent us this facebook message: “If no positive answer comes out of him regarding the money on monday she’s gonna send you the whole document. Someone promised to work on it this weekend and begged not to send any document to anybody right now till Monday. Intrestingly,Dan called back few minutes later asking B.O.N to properly investigate our story well as he neither collected money from anyone or was he owing anyone and threatened to take legal Actions against anyone who writes any story against him or subjects him to ridicule.
It will be noted that Dan collected 100,000 to edit ‘dancehood’ from DIM but he didn’t edit the movie but after a whole year of chasing him around he returned 40,000 and since then he has not returned the 60,000,the 40,000 was sent through Jonath Wilson ,now we look forward to how Daniel will resolve his issues with Sola Fajobi and Olamide Davis in the next few days.

Spotted

                                 
Genevieve Nnaji and Rukky Sanda spotted yesterday night at Senator Florence Ita Giwa’s 65th birthday party. Rukky’s hair seems to have turned brown from red, oh the actress does listens. See how cool and pretty she looks now.

Funny!

No u are not, u are just the way u are supposed to be darling…lol.
                

Joke!

Some of you might have seen this, but I’m seeing it for the first time, and I think it’s quite funny, so I decided to post it. U will laugh.
Dad: I want u to marry a girl of my choice.  Son: No.!  Dad: d girl is Bill gates’ daughter.  Son: really? ok then.  Dad goes to Bill Gates.  Dad: i want ur daughter 2 marry my son.  Gates: No! Dad: my son is d CEO of the World Bank.  Gates: ok fix d date.  Dad goes to World Bank.  Dad: Appoint my son as CEO of ur bank.  Bank president: No!  Dad: He is d son in-law of Bill Gates.  Bank president: oh can he start work 2day? BRAIN WORKS!!