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Sunday, May 27, 2012

What Denrele Edun Wants In A Wife


 OMG Denrele already spoke about the kind of woman he wants in his life. Let’s see if I fit in, lol. Watch me get naughty. But seriously, I need to reply this on our behalf. You just can’t come up with a list and expect the girls to fold their arms, no way! So am replying this, let’s see who wins. The next line you see after every sentence of Denrele is mine, lol. Oya click to read.....
1.“She has just got to have a flat tummy.”
yea yea sure

2.“She has just got to have long legs.”
That means I must be tall. Hmm ok

3.“She has just got to have a slim figure.”
Most def

4.“I need a woman who will like me for who I am: a weirdo.”
Definitely

5.“I need a woman who will not try to change me because she will never succeed.”
Oh well…

6.“She must be neat.”
Definitely

7.“She must be the type that wears clean underwear.”
Who doesn’t wear clean underwear

8. “She must be ready to wear high-heeled shoes all the time like me.”
Aww that’s me you talking about. lol

9.“The woman I will say, “Yes I do” to must not be afraid to flaunt her sexuality.”
Well I am straight. Is that okay?

10.“I mean, if a man doesn’t look at my lady, there is something wrong somewhere.”
Yes o, something must be wrong somewhere. Don’t worry I am a head tuner.

11.“So, she must be a head turner.”
I am one already.

12. ‘’She must be able to cook because I like good food’’.
Oh cook. Yes I can cook but not like 3times a day. No way, we need to work.

13. “Importantly, the lady that I will give the wedding ring should have a wild streak because I wake up every morning with a loud shout.”
 No I wake up every morning to loud music. That should serve as my shout really?

14. “I expect my ideal woman to do the same.”
Yea you got the music.

15. ‘’I like my woman to have a reading habit.”
Reading habit? Not anymore, may be my blog will serve as that. Lol

16. “She must be in love with books.”
Aww books, I already told you my BLOG

17. “She should be able to talk because I am a chatterbox.”
Oh Geez

18. “She must…”
Huh???

19.“I expect…”
What???

20.“I need…”
Yes, say what you need!!!!

21.“I demand…”
 I don’t get you oooo

49 comments:

  1. Please come out already!

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  2. He means a male-she abi? we are not fooled by his "i want a wife song". He's gay. Get over yourself Denrele.

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  3. What do you have to offer to demand such a list.

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    1. yes I said it28 May, 2012 15:24

      This is the best reply.

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    2. yes I said it28 May, 2012 15:28

      This is the best reply.

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  4. Na lady gaga u want

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  5. Bravehert Ogunrınde28 May, 2012 01:38

    Yeah ladun rocks crazy heels,from way back.

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  6. Wow I'd like to see one of his girlfriends. It takes a very confident woman to date a guy who likes to dress like this.

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  7. Why does he think any woman wants him? Abeg denrele continue sucking charley boy's epon ..we no vex

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    1. Lolz...abi o.wetin make d mothetfucker think say any babe go want am as husband...mtcheeeeew

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  8. Ladun I think una 2 go fit but make sure he's not bisexual before u say I do o, friend mi, i beg

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  9. Denrele, Denrele.. kolo man

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  10. Thought he was gay?? well, maybe he's bi

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  11. Нaнaɑº°˚=Dнaнaɑº°=D=D . Ladun u re really funny

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  12. Can u all see dat dis guy is truely crazy? Is marriage all abt de man? What abt de beautiful lady Denrele? abi na Werenle.
    Hanskell said so

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  13. No 11,madam av seen ur pix...u r nt exactly pretty.:)

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  14. Infact I think linda should put u up as beauty of the day...Ur life wouldn't remind d same. Just my opinion.

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    1. U people will not kill me here. LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    2. *remain* amebo don mk me type rubbish.

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  15. Marriage is not his sole decision. It takes more than one to make it work

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  16. Like seriously

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  17. Who d hell is he 2 demand so much? Nonsense...besides which woman in her ryt mind will date let alone marry is joker! Dream on

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  18. Are u for real? U know u are far from being a stunner. I still have your pic saved....can't explain when people ask me who this is....

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    1. yes I said it28 May, 2012 15:28

      Abeg where can I see ladun's picture

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    2. I wanna c d pic 2..plss put a link!! Tanx

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  19. Who want dis chewing gum eating boy? Craze sef dey give conditions...

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  20. gosh you guys are brutal on this page. Be nice to Ladun pls. She gives you an avenue to be assholes, internet thugs, hateful, spiteful mean spirited individuals and of course she gives you the ability to feel better about yourselves because you are all such miserable nonentities. Bunch of lunatics and my post above is addressed to any one who has uttered mean, spiteful words about the likes of elohor, toke, jumai shaba, the lespace chick, toolz, tiwa, dbanj, abi kuku and his crew, Uti, karen ugo...even recently sikiraru sindodo. Worthless blog readers and commenators

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  21. Dis guy na fool o, well Charley Boi get d whole quaulity so hook up wit him. Mtchewwwwwwww oshiiii

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  22. This is a bloody farce! I hope he finds a lesbian because we know the marriage will be a sham.

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  23. y'all calling ladun ugly take a joke or fuck off #fools

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    1. U r d bigger fool.

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    2. Biggest fool

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  24. i pray u get ur type...

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  25. i pray u get ur type...

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  26. This dude is in his own world

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  27. Anonymous said... "Why does he think any woman wants him? Abeg denrele continue sucking charley boy's epon ..we no vex" 27 May, 2012 22:15 : LWKMD

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  28. I agree. He needs to come out of whatever shabby closet his been in. if he insists on saying his straight then he needs to hire a maid, chef, stylist, and prostitute to meet his crappy demands he calls looking 4 a "wife" He needs an intervention, someone to tell him he aint all that.

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  29. I rather remain single

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  30. lwkmd. @EWOOO kilagbe kileju. Why they curse and insults. On top blog faceless and nameless individuals. You guys wont kii somebody on this blog. The person who said continue sucking charly boys epon..muhahahahahaha I just pee'ed my pants. Guys believe it or not this guy may just be an attention seeking whore. He may love pussy die. Becos he acts so weird does not make him gay. It will shock you when you find out who real hardcore gays are in that naija of ours

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  31. He should stop deceiving himself, its not good for his health, furthermore he should stop wasting everybody's time. Tell me which woman is going to sit there while her husband takes three and a half hours to get ready while she only takes one. Imagine the competing for mirror time in that household.

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  32. OMG This post has really revealed the fools of the blogging world. sooooooo some of you came here to abuse Ladun, R U MENTALLY STABLE. Are your brain cells so scarce that you are not able to realize that as you are talking you are contributing to her success, whether you think she is beautiful or not you are contributing to her happiness by making her blog more successful. JESUS come and help oooo. Furthermore she doesnt even have to display such abuse, so by doing so you know she is LMAOOOO at such morons. Only GOD can help some of these haters

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  33. Im really surprised that this man doesnt have the confidence to express his own sexuality, by this i mean im surprised he has not introduced his boyfriend to the world, anyway im still waiting

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  34. Denrele iz a clown,you need 2 see his room,so rough and smelly,see his mouth like "she must be neat"SMH

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  35. I can't stand ds dude, knw him from unilag days... Kmt! He's a fool, somebody tell him to go and clean up and stop ds nonsense.... Ode!

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  36. denrele, you are not fooling anyone. dont go and marry some woman and be having threeways with your driver and calabar houseboy. hmm. i don talk my own.

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  37. Even me dat am gay, i can never date a maniac like denrele, let alone dat lady he just described. His own sexuality is out of this world.

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