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Sunday, June 24, 2012

Tweet of the Day: Alibaba

           Read the tweet well, so you won’t be lost. Lol

50 comments:

  1. Ever so boring! Over cooked fried egg crispy on the edges, burnt sausages, dried mushroom. A very razz plate of food! Kini big deal? Very dry sense of humour.

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  2. *whatever*
    *yawns*

    Please where is my blog egbon Fatimah? It haff tey since I last read a comment from her. Fatimah where art thou? :(

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    1. Yes maximus me 2 av bn wonderin wer fatimah is. Hope she's alryt sha

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    2. Pls were is my fatimah o

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  3. mr alibaba prayer warrior also add to your prayer that may we not marry wives who will send us to an early grave.
    how can a man who is slightly over weight in his fourties be consuming this much fat and cholesterol?look at the mountain of white bread and the yolk of the egg,the saturated fat

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    1. Lucabracee you are hilarious. I can't even begin 2 imagine d Lord answering his prayers. He'll be dead in a year or 2 with all that fat on his plate. What people pray for without thinking..MSCHEWWW

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  4. Please God, provide women with husbands who will treat them right so that d women will be happy to reciprocate with breakfast in bed n more.....
    His prayer was one-sided jare!

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    1. Gob bless u dear...very correct...

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  5. a woman scorned......24 June, 2012 12:27

    For starters Mr Alibaba, d white bread is 2 much for just urself. Pls watch ur carbohydrate intake.
    Secondly, ur Mrs is obviously a happy n content woman dats y she does this for u.
    My hubby has been away from home for 2 days now gallivanting about town with his mistress cos we had a little row dat we could ve sorted with communication. So u want me to provide him breakfast in bed when he gets back? More like dinner in hell!!!!! Na here he go meet me. Oshisko!

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    1. @Womam Scorned: don't worry, as long as God remains the foundation of your marriage, he'll surely come back. Come rain, come shine Agaracha must come back!

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    2. Lmfao @dinner in hell..... God dey sha

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    3. @maximus,ur advice is rather in complete...does her husband coming back solve it all...abi do u tink women r ppl who live dia lives seein "men or a man as a blessing 2 wit or witout his excesses...mtsheww..and am sure wen she seeks 2 address d issue ppl wld call it "nagging".

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  6. Ladun we are Not Dumb... His wife brought him breafast in bed ...but all this the guy go purge ooo

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  7. Any woman will do this for a caring husband.

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  8. Chill If you don't care should i care?

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  9. @a woman scorned Keep calm and be prayerful. Your man will come back to apologize

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  10. very unhealthy crap..sugar and cholesterol bonanza..if wifey served me this..I would think she was scheming on laying her hands on that life insurance...

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  11. Omg Lucabracee’s comment is so funny. Just woah

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  12. Men - May you not get a wife that will systematically kill you with fat and cholesterol

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  13. Hmm if a man behaves himself he will be respected and appreciated

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  14. LOl @ first person's comment. True sha, look as the egg dey over crispy. I bet he eats the crispy edges first then the burnt sausage next. This one na burnt breakfast.

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  15. @a woman scorned,
    Pls pray that he uses condoms with the mistress o!

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  16. Barcelos on a paper plate would have looked way better!
    @ Scorned woman, He will surely come back home- But you two need to sit and TALK. Involving edlers would just complicate matters. Men hate that shit!

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  17. @scorned woman he will come back home. Don't get elders involved like omoibadan said, they truly hate it.

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  18. hahahahah@lucabracee

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  19. hahahahah...woman scorned you are funny...but take it easy you are not the only one that has gone thru this

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  20. First comment; thanks oh. Is this even a big deal? My Dad has been doing this for my Mum for ages. Her own consists of tea, fruit salad, corn pancakes or brown bread with boiled eggs. It trips me that even at over 70 he's still doing it. I even use it to have a go at my hubby and he'll say he's an "aje kpaki!"

    Maximus; i miss her and also 2012 Bride.

    Lucabracee; don't let me choke on my frozen yoghurt please. You are something else.

    A woman scorned, please don't be scorned and don't give him dinner in hell. Shock him with some calmness.

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    1. Nice @ shocking him with calmness
      You are a gem for that thot!

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  21. @Maximus not only Fatimah i cant see Oyinkan,Onome and Mama na girl.I hope Ladun has not chased them away*sad face*

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    1. I miss mama somtee too! :( Y'all shld pls come back to LLB

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  22. Ladun's biggest fan24 June, 2012 19:06

    lucabracee; OMG, you killed it with your correct analysis. Ali Baba doesn't care about the fat on that plate, he's thinking more of the love Mary is giving him.
    Mama na girl has left. She said so on MM.

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  23. @ Ginika, "frozen Yoghurt" abi Ogi and kulikuli....*hiss* LMAO!!!

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    1. Wow...u let the bile out. Feel better?? Dumb ass broad.

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  24. Hope he cleaned his teeth before eating that food. This breakfast in bed biz and the way oyinbo de eat as soon as they open eye in the morning with dirty mouth de make me sick. Yuck !!!!!!

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  25. LOL! THE FIRST COMMENT IS SO TRUE, VERY RAZZ BREKKIE, WHICH KAIN BURNT SAUSAGE AND BAKED BEANS PLUS TEACUP NA...AND ONE SINGLE MEASLY LONELY FRIED EGG, SHE DEY MISE D FOOD NI

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  26. Dear ladun, why is it dat Ali Baba always has this raz look about him upon all the money he is making. Me i just dey wonder o.lepa shandy

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    1. Anon 12:57 Because money can't buy class! Ask funke akindele's husband Kenny, he knows better

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  27. Jealous much? I've sworn off ice cream because i'm on a diet. Frozen yoghurt a la Berrywild NY.

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  28. @anon 07;14 09;30
    abi now lol
    @ginika
    from the calories contained in the bfast your mum serves your dad its obvious she really loves him and wants long life for him in good health but when you claim to love your husband and then stuffing him full of heart attack/blocked vein first thing in the morning then i cant shout

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  29. @ladun's biggest fan
    abi o thanks lol lets hope he or one of his people will see all our comments and tell his wifey to adjust
    @anon 12;33
    LOL
    @ginika
    not just you o,on a diet as well this my muffin top stomach must go by fire by force so its energy drinks and water tuna n stuffs porridge in the morning with enough sit ups lol

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  30. lucabracee; Dad does it for Mum. A man to his wife.

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  31. @ginika
    oh sorry my mistake..all the same either daddy does for mummy or the other way round all na same abi since 2 have become 1?lol

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  32. Mak una leave my uncle o

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  33. Yes o. Mr Alibaba may God help men to open their eyes and see that wetin dem dey find for sokoto dey inside 'shokoto'. That Mary may not be a tall & gorgeous Patricia but she has a heart of gold.

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  34. you now remember he is your uncle.when he was roaming about the streets of lagos with nowhere to go sleeping in barbeach you didnt come to his rescue then lol

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  35. Why she no go feed am with some of the bank cash?. No be all this extras and freebies change him mind.?

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  36. Why she no go feed am with some of the bank cash?. No be all this extras and freebies change him mind.?

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  37. @ ladun's biggest fan, I stl dey o, juggling btw work, kids and postng comments does not agree @ this time but i stl read all comments to keep me sane and in btw i dont do MM, that must be mama born girl;

    @ anon 24 June, 2012 09:54, kwakwakwa Ladun dd not chase us away o, guess they r also busy too, in btw too much curses sent some people away am sure they'll come back soon, we all love LLB

    lucabree welcome, maximus uhnnn i like d way u juggle btw d 2 blogs, u must tell us ur preferred blog o...lols

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