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Friday, August 31, 2012

Quote of the Day: Nike Oshinowo


"Anytime I enter a church people are always quick to notice me and some may not even concentrate on the service anymore as I always become the center of attraction in such cases. And this also distracts me. Therefore I have preferred to stay at home and worship God, rather than to keep causing unnecessary distractions in church."

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  1. loooooools
    mrs soleye
    you must be high on the botox you have injection in your faCe
    SMH
    oshi

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    1. As in very rubbish statement from an aunty agbaya. Rubbish imagine center of attraction cos u carry fire for head or cos u married to another woman's husband? Nonsense... Mchewww!

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  2. Hhehhehehehh Is it cos ur beautiful abi na bcos ur sins too much? #justaskin#

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  3. "narcissism" usually is used to describe some kind of problem in a person with self and others. In everyday speech, "narcissism" often means egoism, vanity, conceit, or simple NIKE OSHINOWO SHOLEYE

    SMH

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    1. seyi (psychologist)31 August, 2012 14:07

      Grandiose dellusion! Usually used to decribe people who imagine themselves or see themelves as "very important" such people are always inlove wiv themselves, they can actually get turned on just by looking at themselves.

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  4. Wat a joke!!..c ur life 4 insyd mainroad..if u go to one church reglarly,after a wyl,u become a fixture,and no one takes special cognisance of u..dey dia dey deciv yaself..small time now u go say pple dey beg u make dem pay dia offering and tithes 4 ur hand..wats special abt her dat pple wl get distracted..mtchew..delusions of grandeur..NEKS

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    1. *singing in ebenezer Obey's voice* Vanity upon vanity all is vanity,Vanity.yeye dust like u giving lame excuses mtshewwwwwwwwww.I am a million tyms finer dan u yet I don't miss church cos pple stare @ me,and 2think almost everything on ur skin is nw fake.*rme*.abegi move jor.all dis vain gals/women go n get a real life.

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  6. I MEAN
    You must be high on the botox you have been injecting in your face

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  7. Ludicrous xplanation 2 why she doesn't go 2 church! Mtschew!!
    Btw is she Genevieve?

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  8. Such nonsense talk!so full of herself.mtcheeew.

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  9. Is dat wat U̶̲̥̅̊ wil tel God on judgmnt day?
    Nd its not like ur beauty is ghen ghen sef...mtcheewwwwwwww. NEXT!!!

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    1. Lmao @ ghen ghen!!!!
      As in eh, the woman is a joke!
      Rme...

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  10. narcissism at its best ..... Fine people may glance but after 5 minutes will look away. Does she think she is the most famous or the most beautiful person that attends church......

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    1. I beg ur pardon...wat do u mean 5minutes..like I wld rather spend doz minutes cracking palm kernels I'm not gonna eat..2 seconds is even a lot cos I dnt c wat d fuss is all abt..she aint all dat..she wldnt stand a chance in a pageant in ds present age..dunno how she won sef...NEKS

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  11. Nile Oshinowo U need Jesus!!! U r too vain!!beauty, fame, wealth are all vanity***

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    1. She needs Jesus in large doses wallahi!

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  12. NIKE=Egocentrism=Megalomania=Narcissistic personality disorder=Delusions of Grandeur
    I could help but bring out my dictionary lolz

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  13. This old womam shld go nd sit down.who looks at her btw mtcheeww.Aunty Akpuruka

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  14. Itz simply pride..

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  15. Nah she doesn't believe in God. She believes in gods and her water god is in her home. oshisco.

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  16. baby u arent that famous.if Oprah and Trya banks go to church weekly, u surely cant use ur fame as an excuse

    gurl pls!

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    1. Even Kim k sef dey go church

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  17. Ladun's biggest fan31 August, 2012 10:06

    Ha! Ha!! In her dreams. Hubris is a bad thing. She has that air about her though. Been on the same flight with her and I've also seen her on Regents street. She has this "don't you know me look" about her.

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  18. @ say what? my dear u can saY that again. she must b high on cheap drugs. nonsense! na only she b celebrity wey dey go church?

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  19. Aunty nike if u are a member of a particular church and people are used 2 seeing u,am sure u won't cause any unnecessary distractions,am sure u are not a member of a particular church,u just go from one church 2 d other,I smh 4 u.

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  20. Lmao talk about being delusional.you don't like going to Church,that's all.Keep your bag of Lame excuses.

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  21. artificial fineness, artificial life and artificial god. she'll be in good company with gani adams and prof soyinka. even her hubby just goes to church for show.

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  22. Bcos u're miss world or wat. Mtscheeew!

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  23. u dnt feel lyk goin 2 church dts y u r givin dt as an excuse. Feelin lyk most beautiful abi.... smh 4 u

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  24. Hahahahaha. Ladun your headline shoulda been "Ridiculous, deluded, old-hag-who-wont-stop-trying quote of the day"

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  25. Very very funny to say

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  26. ladun so you aren't publishing my comments about false gods? hmmmm. this godless woman.

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  27. Like seriously!!!

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  28. Iv seen her live at selfridges in london and i no go lie i was just staring at her lustfully o. She looks good for her age but not enough to distract me to the point that my stares make her so uncomfortable abeg.

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    1. Its people like you that don't make her go to church. And you people are in the minority

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    2. Oh shut up! Wat he or she said is diff from what u fool is answering. Next time read b4 commenting.... Olodo oshi!

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  29. Kim Kardashian with all the paparazzi still goes to church once in a while , is it now Nike that hardly any paparazzi follows her around. Aunty old mama youngie abeg wake up from that fairy tale story you tell yourself . Regina askia who is even more beautiful is now a nurse

    Self-deception is very dangerous sha . She certainly needs JESUS

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  30. Mtchewwwww!old monkey

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  31. This woman has really lost her bearing in life. LOL!!!!

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  32. LBF, you fall my hand and you didn't give her the 'I know you and so fuck what' look? *hiss* Atole!

    Lol! 'Sister' Nike must be a perpetual late-comer; if she arrives in church early enough and was seated conveniently in front, who would even notice her besides her seatmates or is the back of head/nape of her neck instantly recognizeable to cause craning of necks?

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  33. Wat is dis cheap slut all about. My husband told me she was seducing him for a contract. Imagine ! So she evn hs d mind to evn think of setting her foot in a church. And apparently she's a flirt, cos I've heard Abt her

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    1. I'm suspecting that your husband!

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  34. lol @ Evn kim dey go church.
    its well, Nike. we hear.
    www.LailaIkeji.com

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  35. She's a retard!

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  36. What a retard!

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  37. Not good enough as in bad excuse!

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  38. Merciful God! because she has a face now she no dey go church? beauty that can be taken off in LESS than 5 seconds.Thank God Man no be God o

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  39. see me see whala o! who is looking at this ugly thing, thank God for Photoshop and photo editing. Let me reserve my comment jare, she's just looking for cheap publicity.

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  40. SHE IS CAUSING DISTRACTION IN CHURCH
    BECAUSE SHE COMES TO CHURCH LATE IN OUTFITS THAT IS NOT MEANT FOR CHURCH AND TARGET THE FRONT SEAT OF COURSE PEOPLE WILL BE DISTRACTED BECAUSE OF HER INDECENT APPEARANCE NOT THAT SHE IS BEAUTIFUL OR SOMETHING SHE SHOULD CHECK HERSELF. FUNKE

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  41. Old cargo seeking relevance. Abeg...onto the next news jare!

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  42. I wonder who or what she thinks she is.. to cause commotion in church,,,,pleaseeeeeeeeee old mama youngie spare us dis crap, long hissssssssss!!

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  43. SHE IS CAUSING DISTRACTION IN CHURCH
    BECAUSE SHE COMES TO CHURCH LATE IN OUTFITS THAT IS NOT MEANT FOR CHURCH AND TARGET THE FRONT SEAT OF COURSE PEOPLE WILL BE DISTRACTED BECAUSE OF HER INDECENT APPEARANCE NOT THAT SHE IS BEAUTIFUL OR SOMETHING SHE SHOULD CHECK HERSELF. FUNKE

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  44. Nike is an Itiboribo!

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  45. Grand aunty Nike, pls sit down here. You aint all that. Like seriously, who deceived you. Can you say Vain much? Smh beautiful celebs have not finished talking, na dis great grandmother.

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  46. This is Self-deceit & vanity of the highest order. If u like don't go to church for the rest of your life. That's btwn u & God

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  47. Physically she is still a very beautiful woman & also very graceful & dignified.I also used 2 go 2 church b4 but seeing what happens in churches nowadays made me lose faith in God

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    1. Somebody needs 2 knock ur head back 2gether.

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    2. Lol @ That girl.@ Anon6:27_you have to get ur priorities right.A lot of things happen in churches but do you go there for the people,pastor etc or God? Having said that I don't know wat u saw but I pray u come to understand that God is ever faithful,no matter what.God bless you.

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  48. lool @ first anon

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  49. Aunty Nike, please be going to church oooo. Dont use this as an excuse because God will buy it.

    But I hope you dress properly and not exposing any part of your body.

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    1. You mean God won't buy it...

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  50. By d tyme God takes that beauty dt is deceiving u frm u,am sure u'l c d need to go 2 church n sit ur butt down carefully.......oshisko....on to beta things abeg.......cheap attention seeking technique frm aunty Arugbo

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  51. KMT

    I JUST CANT WITH THIS WOMAN

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  52. Ladun's biggest fan31 August, 2012 12:56

    Fatimah my ex and her ex are first cousins, so we know each other well! But as we both moved on from the men, it's hey "i don't know you."

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  53. She sure knows how to mask her low self-esteem.

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  54. Hun.....???? Is this for real? ladun stop it if you are joking lying ohh... Distraction Ke? WHo she be?mshewww

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  55. Didirin agba!!

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  56. Alainikanse. Are you the Holy Spirit? That was what mama Onyeka Onwenu too said. Na wa for our celebs o. Even Mrs Obama goes to public places and there were no "go slow" or distractions as it were. I love and respect these people a lot but sometimes, they piss me off with their over bloated self impression and appraisal. She honestly needs to stay home to fix the home she broke into pieces.

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  57. One question plss,
    Wu asked her? And wu cares?

    Ok, 2 questions then!

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  58. Annon 6:27. Surprised that you could say that you lost faith in God because of what happens in church. Pls tell us the truth of what you did in church or stop deceiving innocent people. Abeg! Una too lie. Wetin!

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  59. As she is old enough to be my mother I'll give it to her!!!
    LMAO

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  60. She shld go n sit down , has she gone mad or what?

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  61. Oponu ni woman yi sha
    So u r n church to check people ehnnnn
    Notice me or I die
    @ ur age......omase o

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  62. Chief Nike, try attending Lord's chosen. I'm sure those poor people have never heard of you

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    1. Lmao @d Lord's Chosen...hahahaha,I tire o wen na funky church she dey go

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  63. Reading through the comments, there's so much hate being spewed on here, for people who 'go to church'. Apparently, the word of God has not permeated y'all, else y'all wouldn't be so full of hateful words against this woman. The sooner we learn to see people as God sees them, whether they go to church or not, the better for us all. Despite all the church you go to every Sunday and Wednesday, you are still so abusive! Tell me, what are you doing in church??? Don't just pass through the church, let the church pass through you.

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  64. Mshewwwww....oro oshi,na so she fine reach...pple wen dey look u no won come church before, #yawning#

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  65. Ladun, who were her audience please? Who was she feeding this kind of B.S?

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  66. Sister Nike,u need mfm prayers.

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  67. Don't u know that the world revolves around Nike Oshinowo. Na she fine pass. She so fine Mary Kay uses her as makeup.

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    1. #classicjoke I'm definately stealing that line!
      Buhahahahahahahhaaaaaa

      http://mythotsonpaper.blogspot.co.uk/?m=1

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  68. Lagos-is-my-home31 August, 2012 15:06

    Someone please pass Aunty Nike a humble pie for lunch

    **narcissism much

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    1. Point of correction breakfast, lunch and dinner mtchewwwwww

      Btw it seems her id, ego n superego all need to be examined rubbishment

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  69. This babe is getting shallow and shallow mehn as shes getting older. What rubbish is she spitting out now again... Oga oooo Nike, ds your fake forming wont kill you oooo anyway we we know you well well reach house. No need to pose for us...hmmm you even talk say u nor dey baff 4 same bathroom with ur hubby Dr S....LOL....That is d height.. na part of the/your juju/jazz requirements wey Erelu Dosunmu give you be dat...

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  70. ONI IRANU, AGBAYA OSHI!

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  71. Goddess worshipper cannot fear God enough to talk rubbish!!!

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  72. Anon 7:48! oh my goist!!
    The Lord's Chosen ke?
    i haff diedt!!!

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  73. Nike Oshinowo is washed up now ... What is left to drool over?! Move over beeeyooootch!

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  74. Na shame say she is recycled and she snatched another woman's husband Naaa ehim dey catch am oooh nothing else ashewo jatijai jatijati Aja oyibo

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  75. The woman is beautiful,
    if i were married i will also leave my wife and follow her!
    Jazz or not She's good to look @.
    You ugly, fat tummy girls with ugly flat noses do me a favour- post your picture!
    *long hiss*

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  76. Anon 31 August, 2012 13:58 Nike ekabo with your stitched up arse.

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  77. Mrs. Soleye, don't be confused. The church you attend is rather small and devoid of quality people and you intentionally go there to get noticed.

    I can give you name of hundred of churches in Lagos that you will attended and be lost in the crowd. Its like saying you entered four point at sharaton and people were looking at you. Do they have your time? Madam, your time is passing by ask sharon stone

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  78. oh wow...what an excuse or did the journalist mis-interpret her?

    www.spynaija.blogspot.com

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  79. Oh wow...This is such a bad one..or did the journalist who interviewed her mis-interpret her?


    www.spynaija.blogspot.com

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