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Sunday, November 25, 2012

Man Gets Penis Cancer after Injecting Penis Illegally With Olive Oil

The 50-year-old man was admitted in a Thailand hospital after his genitalia reportedly swelled to the size of a coconut. The man had to have his penis removed after injecting it with olive oil to make it bigger.

He underwent the illegal penis enlargement procedure five years ago, where he was injected with olive oil. The man’s genitals were working “just fine” until he contracted an infection from an untreated wound six months ago.

Police Capt. Dr Surat Kittisup of the Police General Hospital told reporters: “He was ashamed to visit a doctor, but the pain and the infection grew so he had no choice.”

He was admitted to a private hospital where doctors discovered he was suffering from penis cancer, which had spread to his abdomen and testicles. Medics were left with no choice but to remove his penis.

Discussing the controversial olive oil procedure, hospital spokeswoman, Sirikul Jiaranaikhajorn, said: “It only brings bad results. People misunderstand that it works. “A woman will love a man not because of the size.”

16 comments:

  1. Ladun's biggest fan25 November, 2012 23:10

    A man without a dick is no longer a man!

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  2. At 50, he still wants a big todger? SMH!!

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  3. This is a classic case of HERO(big dick) to ZERO(no dick). LMAO @ the police captains name....Porn!

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  4. Jezzz!!

    Some Dumb MF***Rs out there!

    Men!

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  5. Where is the picture of penis?

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  6. Why should any sane man think of this at 50

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  7. vanity upon vanity. you ladies seff too dey ask for too much. i thank God for my size, moderate but mighty.

    i can't help but to notice the name of the Police Capt. Dr Kittisup-Porn.

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  8. Tinz dat happen 2 people who doesn't appreciate demselves.

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  9. They shoulda gotten another police captain to handle the case. Captain Porn would further remind this poor dickless chap of his woes.

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    1. Hahahahaha
      Gasping for breath
      Chei!
      Very funny

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  10. My dick is good the way it is, it is not mighty but average. 6.5 inch is not bad 4 a good fuck

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    1. I promise you we don't care.

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  11. Lmao....u av got jokes professor X

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