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Thursday, December 20, 2012

Patrick Obahiagbon Speaks On Jubilation of Some Muslims in Kaduna over Gov. Yakowa's Death

"Whilst I feel tongue tied that we are witnessing another 'air mishap' that has taken the lives of fellow Nigerians, I am utterly shocked to hear of the jubilation in certain Northern political quarters and muslim youths in Kaduna State. Just too too cruddy and it is beyond the fugacious razzmatazz of the moment.

"I seriously call attention to the rutilanting and coruscating modus vivendi of Master Jesus the Christ and I dare pontificate that save and until we viscerally emblematize the virtues of self-immolation, quintessential abnegation, eulogizeable simplicity, humility and immerse ourselves in a platonic emotionalism of agape love and communalistic service and head to unity as one nation."

63 comments:

  1. needless grammar. Someone should tell this man to start speaking in simple English.

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    1. Upon all the big grammar, he still wasn't able to make a coherent sentence. Smh.....

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    2. His msges r not 4 weak brains,upgrade ur dictionary rather thn complain.

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    3. @anon 1:17 if ur brain was not as weak as a limp penis, you'll need no dictionary to read through that, and realise that the entire gibberish is not a coherent statement or sentence. Upgrade that pot of shit u call a brain in ur head.

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  2. Itumo pls!! That is, simplify plsssss.

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    1. am about to go on goolge to find itumo fu grammar man yi......

      Bassy

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  3. Why do people always use this particular picture of the man. He looks crazy.

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  4. U took d words outa my mouth sir....u ve said well....tnx sir!! Mtchewwwwww

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  5. ori eleyi ti daru. somebody died, and you want to also kill his wife and children with big big grama. Shift back jo that is not why we are here.

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    1. Chinaberry no kill me wit laff abeg..lmao..no mind d man.

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  6. Ouchhh, u jst bit my tongue wn trying to pronounce ds words

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  7. what was that, i did not understand a single part of the incantation. could someone please translate it in queens english....... Thanks

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  8. Jesus! Wat kind of grammar is dis? Kai dis is too much.

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  9. Rotfl . Oloribu sombody

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  10. Pass d messge in simple english,wetin b all ds sef!its my praya God comfrt d families mourning

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  11. What is he saying?

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  12. wias my dictionary oohhhhhh?

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  13. I was drinking my tea as I was reading this and I nearly choked...
    Huh uncle??

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    1. You must be LikeMike's girlfrd.
      He's thought you how to drink tea abi?
      Try learn how not to choke from him. Lol
      Smile#

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  14. Ngwanu.......this man just talks but never communicates............

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  15. Hmmmmmmmn,may God save us cos eleyi ti poju

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  16. I really don't know where this man gets his vocabulary from??! I don't think its oxford dictionary! #throwing away oxford dictionary away! Its incomplete!!

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  17. Its well in Jesus name!

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  18. This man don mad finish.wat has he said now.

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  19. i'm coming ladun,lemme grab my oxford learners dictionary....but this man is too funny.

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  20. Thank sir, ati gbo but dose twat sure cant decipher dis.

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  21. Pass d messge in simple english,wetin b all ds sef!its my praya God comfrt d families mourning

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  22. I thought the critical feature of effective communication is when u speak and the other party understands. The rule of communication is Keep it short and simple
    I read through the whole thing and my question is WTF is he trying to say? Oshiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

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  23. Muslims are really dragging this world backward

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    1. Helo. U wea sayin?

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    2. U see ursef, u dis werey person! Its ur type this kinda english r meant for u dis undiluted figacious animal. Ode oshi.... Mchewww!

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    3. I don't blame u its cos ur cele pastor don wash yansh put for ur head that's y u talking like a brainless kid. Issorai

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  24. How i wish Muhammed was alive to see the great damage he has caused the human race

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    1. Wetin concern islam wit dea selfish actions?

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    2. No be muslim people dey rejoice over the death of a christian governor? Why is it that no week passes unoticed without the misdemeanor of muslims and their backward religion?

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  25. The name islam,is always synonymous to anything evil

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    1. N christianity is doing what o?! Stupid child

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    2. Kidnapping everyday....

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    3. KIDNAPPING COMPARED TO MURDER AND HATRED FOR THOSE U KNOW ARE UR MENTORS IN FAITH? UR PROPHET (PBUH) INSTRUCTED U TO ALWAYS SEEK THE ADVISE OF THE "PEOPLE OF THE BOOK'(CHRISTIANS) WHEN U ARE CONFUSED. ABI NA LIE? MAKE I GO DUST MY ISLAMIC NOTEBOOK AND QURAN, COME GIVE U. WHY IS THE ISLAM PRACTISED IN nIGERIA, ESPECIALLY THE NORTHERN PART DIFFERENT FROM THAT PRACTISED IN THE SOUTH AND SAUDI?

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    1. ode there's no way you can understand him.

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    2. Huh? Did an anonymous fool like you just type ? Choke on your puke and go to hell with the rest of the brainless lot. While you are at it get a name.

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    3. go to school you this kpom so you can decode what he said. ashewo kobo kobo. you are just as anon as the rest of the nameless people here. olodo rabata. she goat. dino straffed you and dumped you that's why you are so bitter. gtfooh.

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  27. Lwkmd... This grammar fit undress person o

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  28. this man is part of Nigeria's problem.lol...

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  29. Obahiagbon makes english my fourth language

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  30. i dey google nw...so u na dnt worry i will be back with the meaning that we all can be on the same page.

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  31. mental illness sometimes could be beneficial. He's lucky that his illness is only exhibited in the way English words are being vomited @ will (most times involuntarily) anytime he opens his mouth. He is not posing a danger to the public yet, let's let him be 4 now

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  32. *Lips Sealed*

    Kindly, visit>>> http://chiboychuks.blogspot.com

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  33. So I was almost rejoicing that oga Pato now speaks clear english after reading the 1st paragraph. But he completely lost me in d 2nd paragraph! Oga Pato abeg communicate clearly when talking. No be all of us don crase like you bcos of too much book

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  34. Kolo United!!!!!!!!

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  35. Dis man is not communicating

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  36. WITHOUT THE BIG GRAMMAR.


    Just too dirty, unpleasant and it is beyond lasting a very short time any showy or exciting display of the moment.
    "I seriously call attention to the glowing or glittering and Marked by harshly abusive criticism manner of living; a way of life of Master Jesus the Christ and I dare Talk in a dogmatic and pompous manner that Prevent being ruined, destroyed, lost, or harmed and until we Obtain through intuition rather than from reasoning or observation to serve as an emblem of the voluntary sacrifice or denial of oneself, as for an ideal or another person, of the pure and essential essence of something relinquishing or giving up a right, to praise highly , simplicity, humility and immerse ourselves in a purely spiritual; free from sensual desire, especially in a relationship between two persons of the opposite sex have strong or excessive appeal to the emotions of agape love and strong allegiance to one's own ethnic group rather than to society as a whole and head to unity as one nation."

    THIS FUCKER STILL DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!!!

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  37. *wondering* How does his wife communicate with him.
    And Ladun throw this picture away abeg.
    Smile#

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  38. Rupous parapooism chai shey this guy na proffessor ?

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  39. Oya anonymous by virtue of authority I confer on U̶̲̥̅̊ the title olumoran atunwe 1 of eko oya take ya moto ......olugbenga. Posee for camera

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  40. I agree with u anon 3:39,40&42 this barbaric religion called islam has caused more harm than good, it doesn't stand for anything right,positive or good that's why they can rejoice over †̥ђε̲̣̣̣̥ death of a good man,mtscheew backward religion.
    It is hightime this compulsory marriage of strangers called Nigeria is annuled.

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  41. his grammer is surely adding to my grief of losing a wonderful Governor. Ladun, u shld have just stopped at the Headline and the Picture, we can continue from there in our own words....CAN'T HE SPEAK SIMPLE ENGLISH ABI HE THINKS HE IS ACTING LORD OF THE RINGS?

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  42. The unaiwud that this mangotry keeps spitting out of his inua just shows he is an idard and nothing more than an anumpam

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