Sunday, January 20, 2013

Don Jazzy Talks about His Kind of Woman! The Rounder and Bigger Her Chest & Backside, the Better

Don Jazzy tells us what he finds attractive in a woman. His words below;

“The way she looks, talks and how she carries herself. With due respect to slim ladies, there is no way any lady shaped like a broom can attract my full attention. I’m sorry but that’s the truth.

“My ideal woman must be God-fearing. She must have all the basic curves in the right places. The rounder and bigger her chest and backside, the better,” he says.
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  1. This ugly thing is choosy too? He shouldn't have said that, he shud have jst kept it 2 himself.

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    1. Laduns biggest fan20 January, 2013 22:36

      Where there's money, there's nothing like ugly. Ha! Ha!! They tend to pull the beautiful ones. I won't call him ugly though. His charisma is on another level.

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    2. He's ugly abeg.

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    3. @ thatgirl;shattap dia,u call d Don ugly?I recommend u use 3D glasses. FYI,the only man u can call ugly is one who doesn't money. Fine boy no money = FAKER

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    4. Don't ever tell me 2 shut up, fool! I bet u look like him and oops... U r damn broke too!

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    5. @thgat ur boyfriend fine reach the Don ?that is if u hav one, muwtchhhhhch stupid girl

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    6. Bastard, wit d way u type, I'm sure u have shrivelled fingers. Go fix urself up first of all!

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  2. Hmmm... who easily comes to mind? Toolz fits that description Don.

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  3. The guy knows wssp!

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  4. Correct. Plus Ladun y did u cut his head nah?


    Flymoke

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  5. He has already found her. Her name is Tolu, popularly known as Tools-the Radio Presenter.

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  6. He looks like someone who would be sluggish in bed. Tiny dickey too.

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    1. Loooooool! Why evuls! True tho! Hehe

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  7. *Yawns*

    Here we go again! Like though JJC's ideal woman post, wasn't enough a yawn for us. Now we have to deal with this random ish

    *still Yawning*

    *dude just turned my Yolo into Yoyo (you only yawn once)

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    1. LWKMD @ YOYO!!! HOW DO YOU COME UP WITH THESE CATCH PHRASES?

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  8. hahahahahahahahhaha don jazzy pls cm am ur kind of woman,now all lakpas should backoff.

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  9. Lobatan! Lepa girls, sorry oooo the Don has spoken

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  10. Cool story.. Tell it again!

    "B"

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  11. Yes o. The Don has spoken. That's the truth for most guys.

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  12. Next pLsssssssss

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  13. Don jazzy,i fit yur descriptions o.thank yu.ladun post o.

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  14. U mean like cossy. :D
    #rock gurl#

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  15. He simply wants 'thick' girls NOT fat girls!
    Don't get it twisted!
    Big boobs and ass, flat belly ...
    P.s... NOT a big ol beer belly, stretch marks, cellulite and bingo wings!
    E.g. NOT ppl like Salawa Abeni's daughter, and adorah Ukoh..
    Billie jean

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    1. Thick girls? Yeah right! There is no such thing.
      Lepa girls make me laugh. They are skinny yet they have body image issues (they want bigger boobs and ass).
      1. Most Nigerian girls are not size 10/12 because they are watching their figure. Its because that is their genetic predisposition.
      2. Most skinny girls cant have a real big ass without gaining some weight but they find it hard to gain weight.
      3. Have you seen the boobs of a skinny girl after breastfeeding children? Its flat and stretchy. While a fat girls boobs may fall but it wont stretch.

      I date lepa girls but i can never marry one. I cant stand strechy boobs. Thats why don jazzy likes tools!

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  16. DON BABA JAY TELL EM..pple like luca wey dey talk say lepa dis lepa dat...... how come men can't get enough of ladies like the great kim kardashian and beyonce isn't it becos of their curves ......make una dey dia

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  17. Eniola Badmus is the gal for don baba no doubt. Big, bold and beauriful.

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    1. Like seriously

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    3. LWKMD!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    4. Lmao! Damn! Trying to picture the 2 of them together

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  20. Go straight to the point..... You like big orobo girls!

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  21. Hope u find her soon dats if she doesn't exist already

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  22. Can you see Lucabracee?

    He's a poster boy for the bodacious woman! Dare I say Miss Oniru fits the bill so well.

    IDJA 1 : Lucabracee 0!!
    *jokes*

    Different strokes for different folks.

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    1. LOOL WAIT O,he said "broom like"meaning size 6 downwards…curves in the right places means a size 8-12 or else he would have specified saying a voluptuous woman like toolz lets be honest size 8-12 at the very most is the ideal size anyway if one considers that the lady will carry belle..have kinds and balloon up so one should leave room for 2 sizes up

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  23. Correct guy! Most times I wonder y chicks go thru hell jst 2stay skinny.d best thing is 2stay healthy n nt look like a stick all in d name of fashion.lol@ look like a broom

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  24. Dats not news nau.
    Dont you remember his words in that song

    ' no be small, no be medium, but big big big something' - i love that booty.

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  25. Ok don jazzy " toolz" u meant to say ??? We know you want that

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  26. Don baba jay abeg come marry me cos am ova qualified I ve got d right curves@ d right places..

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  28. D don has spoken o, orobos - no dulling

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  29. hahaha, OK o! That's an Igbo Man for you! while the Northerners prefer them stick thin considering she will put on weight after child bearing. Isorite...

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  30. was indifferent about Don Jazzy all along but this comment of his has made me fall in love with him....hee hee hee

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  31. Come this guy has met Toolz right? I mean she fits that description perfectly.

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  32. Bad guy don baba u 2 much

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  33. Biko take several seats.. Who ask you and who fucking cares!

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  34. Same ! There's no way a lady like me would be attracted to a pig look alike! He has to be slim and well trimmed. No offence to fat, piggy men.

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    1. Hahah lepa haff vex. U lost on don baba...drink alomo or #callpolice

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  35. Correct guy. U know what's up.

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  36. Someone should introduce him to that woman with the world largest hips that Ladun posted her pictures days ago.

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  38. Tools.........go get her

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    1. But Toolz has flat boobs tho! But for her hips! Don Baba wants a set babe like that Pasuma's girlfriend that acts Yoruba movies(Flakky Idi-dowo). Hehehe! Omo pe si be

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  39. I've always been indifferent about this guy but if he did say 'shaped like a broom' then that must be very daft of him. How many can he create?

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    1. Abeg sharrap!! When you dey yab fat people you no dey remember say you sef no fit create

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  40. yaaaaay!!! Donjazzy marry me. I'm curvy, beautiful and intelligent... Jor je kin din ata si e lenu.

    @goldelina

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  41. Now this a true african man

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  42. Lwkm, oga ju!! Don jazzy sef sabi better thing

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  43. nice one,next!!!!

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  44. so thats the reason you are still single?

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  45. Men and the choices they make, i guess you are an ideal man too

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  46. He is cute,wish he was my man already

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    1. Ehen ??? Donjazzy is cute?? Abeg wash ur eyes with acid

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  47. Now I see y Tiwa SaAge is not beautiful in ur eyes

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  48. African men and boobs sha,may God help you in your search and i hope you realize that Cossy is trying her best,notice her abeg ;-)

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  49. Is Ladun sleeping?

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  50. "TOOLZ" FIT THIS CRITERIA DIE....

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  51. Shaped like a broom?? Ok, broomstick. God fearing orobos there goes ur man. Smtcheeeeew.

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  52. Lol,ok oh Mr Don J,I hv always suspected u and Toolz,fugly babies on the way!

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  53. Ideal my fairy foot,after screwing almost all the big girls in town,u go see

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  54. And after all this while,Don Jazzy has not found a babe with curves at the right junction?abegiii

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  56. A big congrat to Osaze and family

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  57. Hmnnn..Don baba J prefers them ''african''!

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  58. TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

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  59. Since you find it difficult to post comments, take a break away frm blogging to set ur priorities right!

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  60. Issorait. At least, those who qualify and those who dont now know how to and not to package their goods around this Jazzy of a Don.

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  61. Good one there Don. People like us still have hope in spite of all our Dieting

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  62. Which one is 'shaped like a broom'?dats not nice..go siddon for potopoto jo.All d obese ladies will start giving diaselves hope.#yimu#

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    1. You sef know its not nice and in the same paragraph now yabbed fat women, shey that one is good abi? Hypocrite. Shut your face up and take a seat!!! Professional internet troll like you. You make me sick

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    2. Oops!!seems I struck a nerve there..my apologies 2 all dem chics struggling wt dia weight..I'm sorry,I don't diss pplez weight

      Buh I do take offence 2 being called a troll.hon,are U psychic?..U are obviously hitting dem blogs much more dan I do dats y u know abt my movements..don't choke on ur vomit..hehehe#hating sumone u dunno=sad#

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    3. @Neks, lol! I like your response to me. Much respect and my apologies but y'all need to back off big women. Why is it that fat men are not attacked? Why do women in this country chop yab for everything? Abeg, free us small na

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    4. Lol@anon 22:17..No P,..I stand corrected..:-)

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  63. Big bobs,big yansh,u hope you are capable?

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  64. What wont i read with my own eyes?

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  65. Okay o u ll remain single na cuz all the big ladies don dey slim down

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  66. Skinny women think they are the shit. Pls. Thick is where it's at. I see a lot of men cheat on their skinny girlfriends with thicker women.

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    1. Keep deceiving yourself.

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    2. ABI OH

      BIKO TELL THEM

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    3. A lot of men also cheat on their thick wives with skinny unilag girls. Men are generally confused. Take a hot skinny girl to Don Jazzy and he begins to sing another tune. Bleh.

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    4. you are right..men like curves not obesity but curves see how iceT trips for his wife coco

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  67. Cossy, your Ibo man has spoken. Maybe you can stop flashing the cellulite-full body on twitter after he gives you some!

    Funmi

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  68. what a big round fool, you will think by now brains with wisdom come with age. not!

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  70. Information dat tickles d bum bum!

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  72. I'm a very curvy gurl!wit 2much attention as it is!I'm sure skinny gurls av such 2w!point is carry urself well roborobo or skelewi Ud always b in the mrkt until u don tire!heheh! Rabss....

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  73. annonymous 12.36 u caled him ugly cos u nolonger stand a chance cos he said he dnt lk slim girls aby?am so sory for ur slim tiny ass for calling don jazzy ugly jelous fool if don is ugly then how does harmsome look?

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  74. No wonder a lady with fufu stomach sent nude pictures to Don Jazzy and it leaked online. Olu Famous published the photos. Is that what Don Jazz likes. She is not fat but as thick as fufu. Hehehe!

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  75. Slim girls can have curves too!!
    Na wa o!! So shallow of people the way they reason. No wonder some will be 100 and still unmarried. SMH!!

    All these qualities he mentioned is no guarantee for happiness.
    It should be about her nice personality and not how big or small she is, how fine or ugly, etc!

    Anyways, people always talk like this until they fall for the opposite. How many men in Naija are actually married to God-fearing women?! Mcheww!!

    Celebs that sleep around are still looking for God-fearing women! LWKMD!!

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  76. Not all slim girls are like broom please. I don't know why people always assume both should go together.
    I'm a UK size 8, with 40" hips, 27" waist and 34" bust. My tummy is flat. I won't consider myself fat and at the same time I won't call myslef slim.
    Please as much as we all want to encourage our sisters on the fat side, let's argue with reason.
    As for Don Jazzy I don't care about him one way or the other. He should know that even though it's the decision of the man to pop the question, the untimate decision whether to agree or not lies with the woman.

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  77. Not all slim girls are like broom please. I don't know why people always assume both should go together.
    I'm a UK size 8, with 40" hips, 27" waist and 34" bust. My tummy is flat. I won't consider myself fat and at the same time I won't call myslef slim.
    Please as much as we all want to encourage our sisters on the fat side, let's argue with reason.
    As for Don Jazzy I don't care about him one way or the other. He should know that even though it's the decision of the man to pop the question, the untimate decision whether to agree or not lies with the woman.

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  78. Eniola Badmus! Foluke Daramola!! Ada Amen!!! Pls make your choice Don

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