Don Jazzy tells us what he finds attractive in a woman. His words below;
“The way she looks, talks and how she carries herself. With due respect to slim ladies, there is no way any lady shaped like a broom can attract my full attention. I’m sorry but that’s the truth.
“My ideal woman must be God-fearing. She must have all the basic curves in the right places. The rounder and bigger her chest and backside, the better,” he says.
“The way she looks, talks and how she carries herself. With due respect to slim ladies, there is no way any lady shaped like a broom can attract my full attention. I’m sorry but that’s the truth.
“My ideal woman must be God-fearing. She must have all the basic curves in the right places. The rounder and bigger her chest and backside, the better,” he says.
This ugly thing is choosy too? He shouldn't have said that, he shud have jst kept it 2 himself.
ReplyDeleteWhere there's money, there's nothing like ugly. Ha! Ha!! They tend to pull the beautiful ones. I won't call him ugly though. His charisma is on another level.
DeleteHe's ugly abeg.
Delete@ thatgirl;shattap dia,u call d Don ugly?I recommend u use 3D glasses. FYI,the only man u can call ugly is one who doesn't money. Fine boy no money = FAKER
DeleteDon't ever tell me 2 shut up, fool! I bet u look like him and oops... U r damn broke too!
Delete@thgat ur boyfriend fine reach the Don ?that is if u hav one, muwtchhhhhch stupid girl
DeleteBastard, wit d way u type, I'm sure u have shrivelled fingers. Go fix urself up first of all!
DeleteHmmm... who easily comes to mind? Toolz fits that description Don.
ReplyDeleteThe guy knows wssp!
ReplyDeleteCorrect. Plus Ladun y did u cut his head nah?
ReplyDeleteFlymoke
He has already found her. Her name is Tolu, popularly known as Tools-the Radio Presenter.
ReplyDeleteHe looks like someone who would be sluggish in bed. Tiny dickey too.
ReplyDeleteLoooooool! Why evuls! True tho! Hehe
Delete*Yawns*
ReplyDeleteHere we go again! Like though JJC's ideal woman post, wasn't enough a yawn for us. Now we have to deal with this random ish
*still Yawning*
*dude just turned my Yolo into Yoyo (you only yawn once)
LWKMD @ YOYO!!! HOW DO YOU COME UP WITH THESE CATCH PHRASES?
DeleteLmao...
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Deletehahahahahahahahhaha don jazzy pls cm am ur kind of woman,now all lakpas should backoff.
ReplyDeleteLobatan! Lepa girls, sorry oooo the Don has spoken
ReplyDeleteCool story.. Tell it again!
ReplyDelete"B"
Yes o. The Don has spoken. That's the truth for most guys.
ReplyDeleteNext pLsssssssss
ReplyDeleteDon jazzy,i fit yur descriptions o.thank yu.ladun post o.
ReplyDeleteU mean like cossy. :D
ReplyDelete#rock gurl#
He simply wants 'thick' girls NOT fat girls!
ReplyDeleteDon't get it twisted!
Big boobs and ass, flat belly ...
P.s... NOT a big ol beer belly, stretch marks, cellulite and bingo wings!
E.g. NOT ppl like Salawa Abeni's daughter, and adorah Ukoh..
Billie jean
Thick girls? Yeah right! There is no such thing.
DeleteLepa girls make me laugh. They are skinny yet they have body image issues (they want bigger boobs and ass).
1. Most Nigerian girls are not size 10/12 because they are watching their figure. Its because that is their genetic predisposition.
2. Most skinny girls cant have a real big ass without gaining some weight but they find it hard to gain weight.
3. Have you seen the boobs of a skinny girl after breastfeeding children? Its flat and stretchy. While a fat girls boobs may fall but it wont stretch.
I date lepa girls but i can never marry one. I cant stand strechy boobs. Thats why don jazzy likes tools!
DON BABA JAY TELL EM..pple like luca wey dey talk say lepa dis lepa dat...... how come men can't get enough of ladies like the great kim kardashian and beyonce isn't it becos of their curves ......make una dey dia
ReplyDeleteEniola Badmus is the gal for don baba no doubt. Big, bold and beauriful.
ReplyDeleteLike seriously
DeleteLMAO!
DeleteLWKMD!!!!!!!!!!!!
DeleteLmao! Damn! Trying to picture the 2 of them together
DeleteDoes he mean Toolz?
ReplyDeleteDid he mean toolz?
ReplyDeleteGo straight to the point..... You like big orobo girls!
ReplyDeleteHope u find her soon dats if she doesn't exist already
ReplyDeleteCan you see Lucabracee?
ReplyDeleteHe's a poster boy for the bodacious woman! Dare I say Miss Oniru fits the bill so well.
IDJA 1 : Lucabracee 0!!
*jokes*
Different strokes for different folks.
LOOL WAIT O,he said "broom like"meaning size 6 downwards…curves in the right places means a size 8-12 or else he would have specified saying a voluptuous woman like toolz lets be honest size 8-12 at the very most is the ideal size anyway if one considers that the lady will carry belle..have kinds and balloon up so one should leave room for 2 sizes up
DeleteCorrect guy! Most times I wonder y chicks go thru hell jst 2stay skinny.d best thing is 2stay healthy n nt look like a stick all in d name of fashion.lol@ look like a broom
ReplyDeleteDats not news nau.
ReplyDeleteDont you remember his words in that song
' no be small, no be medium, but big big big something' - i love that booty.
Ok don jazzy " toolz" u meant to say ??? We know you want that
ReplyDeleteDon baba jay abeg come marry me cos am ova qualified I ve got d right curves@ d right places..
ReplyDeleteSmh
ReplyDeleteD don has spoken o, orobos - no dulling
ReplyDeletehahaha, OK o! That's an Igbo Man for you! while the Northerners prefer them stick thin considering she will put on weight after child bearing. Isorite...
ReplyDeletewas indifferent about Don Jazzy all along but this comment of his has made me fall in love with him....hee hee hee
ReplyDeleteCome this guy has met Toolz right? I mean she fits that description perfectly.
ReplyDeleteBad guy don baba u 2 much
ReplyDeleteBiko take several seats.. Who ask you and who fucking cares!
ReplyDeleteSame ! There's no way a lady like me would be attracted to a pig look alike! He has to be slim and well trimmed. No offence to fat, piggy men.
ReplyDeleteHahah lepa haff vex. U lost on don baba...drink alomo or #callpolice
DeleteCorrect guy. U know what's up.
ReplyDeleteSomeone should introduce him to that woman with the world largest hips that Ladun posted her pictures days ago.
ReplyDeleteGBAM. . .
ReplyDeleteTools.........go get her
ReplyDeleteBut Toolz has flat boobs tho! But for her hips! Don Baba wants a set babe like that Pasuma's girlfriend that acts Yoruba movies(Flakky Idi-dowo). Hehehe! Omo pe si be
DeleteI've always been indifferent about this guy but if he did say 'shaped like a broom' then that must be very daft of him. How many can he create?
ReplyDeleteAbeg sharrap!! When you dey yab fat people you no dey remember say you sef no fit create
Deleteyaaaaay!!! Donjazzy marry me. I'm curvy, beautiful and intelligent... Jor je kin din ata si e lenu.
ReplyDelete@goldelina
Now this a true african man
ReplyDeleteLwkm, oga ju!! Don jazzy sef sabi better thing
ReplyDeletenice one,next!!!!
ReplyDeleteso thats the reason you are still single?
ReplyDeleteMen and the choices they make, i guess you are an ideal man too
ReplyDeleteHe is cute,wish he was my man already
ReplyDeleteEhen ??? Donjazzy is cute?? Abeg wash ur eyes with acid
DeleteNow I see y Tiwa SaAge is not beautiful in ur eyes
ReplyDeleteAfrican men and boobs sha,may God help you in your search and i hope you realize that Cossy is trying her best,notice her abeg ;-)
ReplyDeleteIs Ladun sleeping?
ReplyDelete"TOOLZ" FIT THIS CRITERIA DIE....
ReplyDeleteShaped like a broom?? Ok, broomstick. God fearing orobos there goes ur man. Smtcheeeeew.
ReplyDeleteLol,ok oh Mr Don J,I hv always suspected u and Toolz,fugly babies on the way!
ReplyDeleteIdeal my fairy foot,after screwing almost all the big girls in town,u go see
ReplyDeleteAnd after all this while,Don Jazzy has not found a babe with curves at the right junction?abegiii
ReplyDeleteLOL
ReplyDeleteA big congrat to Osaze and family
ReplyDeleteHmnnn..Don baba J prefers them ''african''!
ReplyDeletelol
DeleteTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
ReplyDeleteSince you find it difficult to post comments, take a break away frm blogging to set ur priorities right!
ReplyDeleteIssorait. At least, those who qualify and those who dont now know how to and not to package their goods around this Jazzy of a Don.
ReplyDeleteGood one there Don. People like us still have hope in spite of all our Dieting
ReplyDeleteWhich one is 'shaped like a broom'?dats not nice..go siddon for potopoto jo.All d obese ladies will start giving diaselves hope.#yimu#
ReplyDeleteYou sef know its not nice and in the same paragraph now yabbed fat women, shey that one is good abi? Hypocrite. Shut your face up and take a seat!!! Professional internet troll like you. You make me sick
DeleteOops!!seems I struck a nerve there..my apologies 2 all dem chics struggling wt dia weight..I'm sorry,I don't diss pplez weight
DeleteBuh I do take offence 2 being called a troll.hon,are U psychic?..U are obviously hitting dem blogs much more dan I do dats y u know abt my movements..don't choke on ur vomit..hehehe#hating sumone u dunno=sad#
@Neks, lol! I like your response to me. Much respect and my apologies but y'all need to back off big women. Why is it that fat men are not attacked? Why do women in this country chop yab for everything? Abeg, free us small na
DeleteLol@anon 22:17..No P,..I stand corrected..:-)
DeleteBig bobs,big yansh,u hope you are capable?
ReplyDeleteWhat wont i read with my own eyes?
ReplyDeletelol
DeleteOkay o u ll remain single na cuz all the big ladies don dey slim down
ReplyDeleteSkinny women think they are the shit. Pls. Thick is where it's at. I see a lot of men cheat on their skinny girlfriends with thicker women.
ReplyDeleteKeep deceiving yourself.
DeleteABI OH
DeleteBIKO TELL THEM
A lot of men also cheat on their thick wives with skinny unilag girls. Men are generally confused. Take a hot skinny girl to Don Jazzy and he begins to sing another tune. Bleh.
Deleteyou are right..men like curves not obesity but curves see how iceT trips for his wife coco
DeleteCossy, your Ibo man has spoken. Maybe you can stop flashing the cellulite-full body on twitter after he gives you some!
ReplyDeleteFunmi
what a big round fool, you will think by now brains with wisdom come with age. not!
ReplyDeleteHahaha, Joker!
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Information dat tickles d bum bum!
ReplyDeleteAnuofia!
ReplyDeleteI'm a very curvy gurl!wit 2much attention as it is!I'm sure skinny gurls av such 2w!point is carry urself well roborobo or skelewi Ud always b in the mrkt until u don tire!heheh! Rabss....
ReplyDeleteannonymous 12.36 u caled him ugly cos u nolonger stand a chance cos he said he dnt lk slim girls aby?am so sory for ur slim tiny ass for calling don jazzy ugly jelous fool if don is ugly then how does harmsome look?
ReplyDeleteNo wonder a lady with fufu stomach sent nude pictures to Don Jazzy and it leaked online. Olu Famous published the photos. Is that what Don Jazz likes. She is not fat but as thick as fufu. Hehehe!
ReplyDeleteSlim girls can have curves too!!
ReplyDeleteNa wa o!! So shallow of people the way they reason. No wonder some will be 100 and still unmarried. SMH!!
All these qualities he mentioned is no guarantee for happiness.
It should be about her nice personality and not how big or small she is, how fine or ugly, etc!
Anyways, people always talk like this until they fall for the opposite. How many men in Naija are actually married to God-fearing women?! Mcheww!!
Celebs that sleep around are still looking for God-fearing women! LWKMD!!
I 2nd this comment!
DeleteNot all slim girls are like broom please. I don't know why people always assume both should go together.
ReplyDeleteI'm a UK size 8, with 40" hips, 27" waist and 34" bust. My tummy is flat. I won't consider myself fat and at the same time I won't call myslef slim.
Please as much as we all want to encourage our sisters on the fat side, let's argue with reason.
As for Don Jazzy I don't care about him one way or the other. He should know that even though it's the decision of the man to pop the question, the untimate decision whether to agree or not lies with the woman.
Not all slim girls are like broom please. I don't know why people always assume both should go together.
ReplyDeleteI'm a UK size 8, with 40" hips, 27" waist and 34" bust. My tummy is flat. I won't consider myself fat and at the same time I won't call myslef slim.
Please as much as we all want to encourage our sisters on the fat side, let's argue with reason.
As for Don Jazzy I don't care about him one way or the other. He should know that even though it's the decision of the man to pop the question, the untimate decision whether to agree or not lies with the woman.
Eniola Badmus! Foluke Daramola!! Ada Amen!!! Pls make your choice Don
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