Sunday, January 20, 2013

Don Jazzy Talks about His Kind of Woman! The Rounder and Bigger Her Chest & Backside, the Better

Don Jazzy tells us what he finds attractive in a woman. His words below;

“The way she looks, talks and how she carries herself. With due respect to slim ladies, there is no way any lady shaped like a broom can attract my full attention. I’m sorry but that’s the truth.

“My ideal woman must be God-fearing. She must have all the basic curves in the right places. The rounder and bigger her chest and backside, the better,” he says.

109 comments:

That Girl said...

This ugly thing is choosy too? He shouldn't have said that, he shud have jst kept it 2 himself.

segunsd said...

Hmmm... who easily comes to mind? Toolz fits that description Don.

princessa said...

The guy knows wssp!

Anonymous said...

Correct. Plus Ladun y did u cut his head nah?


Flymoke

Anonymous said...

He has already found her. Her name is Tolu, popularly known as Tools-the Radio Presenter.

Anonymous said...

He looks like someone who would be sluggish in bed. Tiny dickey too.

MAXIMUS™ said...

*Yawns*

Here we go again! Like though JJC's ideal woman post, wasn't enough a yawn for us. Now we have to deal with this random ish

*still Yawning*

*dude just turned my Yolo into Yoyo (you only yawn once)

Anonymous said...

hahahahahahahahhaha don jazzy pls cm am ur kind of woman,now all lakpas should backoff.

Oyefunke Jolaoso said...

Lobatan! Lepa girls, sorry oooo the Don has spoken

Anonymous said...

Cool story.. Tell it again!

"B"

Anonymous said...

Yes o. The Don has spoken. That's the truth for most guys.

Anonymous said...

Next pLsssssssss

Yetinde said...

Don jazzy,i fit yur descriptions o.thank yu.ladun post o.

Anonymous said...

U mean like cossy. :D
#rock gurl#

Anonymous said...

He simply wants 'thick' girls NOT fat girls!
Don't get it twisted!
Big boobs and ass, flat belly ...
P.s... NOT a big ol beer belly, stretch marks, cellulite and bingo wings!
E.g. NOT ppl like Salawa Abeni's daughter, and adorah Ukoh..
Billie jean

Anonymous said...

DON BABA JAY TELL EM..pple like luca wey dey talk say lepa dis lepa dat...... how come men can't get enough of ladies like the great kim kardashian and beyonce isn't it becos of their curves ......make una dey dia

apple said...

Eniola Badmus is the gal for don baba no doubt. Big, bold and beauriful.

Naija Music and lifestyle Blogger said...

Does he mean Toolz?

Naija Music and lifestyle Blogger said...

Did he mean toolz?

Anonymous said...

Go straight to the point..... You like big orobo girls!

Anonymous said...

Hope u find her soon dats if she doesn't exist already

Ginika said...

Can you see Lucabracee?

He's a poster boy for the bodacious woman! Dare I say Miss Oniru fits the bill so well.

IDJA 1 : Lucabracee 0!!
*jokes*

Different strokes for different folks.

Lami said...

Correct guy! Most times I wonder y chicks go thru hell jst 2stay skinny.d best thing is 2stay healthy n nt look like a stick all in d name of fashion.lol@ look like a broom

Anonymous said...

Dats not news nau.
Dont you remember his words in that song

' no be small, no be medium, but big big big something' - i love that booty.

Anonymous said...

Ok don jazzy " toolz" u meant to say ??? We know you want that

Anonymous said...

Don baba jay abeg come marry me cos am ova qualified I ve got d right curves@ d right places..

Anonymous said...

Smh

Anonymous said...

D don has spoken o, orobos - no dulling

Anonymous said...

hahaha, OK o! That's an Igbo Man for you! while the Northerners prefer them stick thin considering she will put on weight after child bearing. Isorite...

Anonymous said...

was indifferent about Don Jazzy all along but this comment of his has made me fall in love with him....hee hee hee

Anonymous said...

Come this guy has met Toolz right? I mean she fits that description perfectly.

Anonymous said...

Bad guy don baba u 2 much

Anonymous said...

Biko take several seats.. Who ask you and who fucking cares!

Anonymous said...

Same ! There's no way a lady like me would be attracted to a pig look alike! He has to be slim and well trimmed. No offence to fat, piggy men.

Anonymous said...

Correct guy. U know what's up.

QWERTY said...

Someone should introduce him to that woman with the world largest hips that Ladun posted her pictures days ago.

Anonymous said...

GBAM. . .

Anonymous said...

Tools.........go get her

Anonymous said...

I've always been indifferent about this guy but if he did say 'shaped like a broom' then that must be very daft of him. How many can he create?

Anonymous said...

yaaaaay!!! Donjazzy marry me. I'm curvy, beautiful and intelligent... Jor je kin din ata si e lenu.

@goldelina

Anonymous said...

Now this a true african man

sexylove said...

Lwkm, oga ju!! Don jazzy sef sabi better thing

Anonymous said...

nice one,next!!!!

Anonymous said...

so thats the reason you are still single?

Anonymous said...

Men and the choices they make, i guess you are an ideal man too

Anonymous said...

He is cute,wish he was my man already

Anonymous said...

Now I see y Tiwa SaAge is not beautiful in ur eyes

dayogirlee said...

African men and boobs sha,may God help you in your search and i hope you realize that Cossy is trying her best,notice her abeg ;-)

Anonymous said...

Is Ladun sleeping?

Muiki said...

"TOOLZ" FIT THIS CRITERIA DIE....

Anonymous said...

Shaped like a broom?? Ok, broomstick. God fearing orobos there goes ur man. Smtcheeeeew.

Anonymous said...

Lol,ok oh Mr Don J,I hv always suspected u and Toolz,fugly babies on the way!

Anonymous said...

Ideal my fairy foot,after screwing almost all the big girls in town,u go see

Anonymous said...

And after all this while,Don Jazzy has not found a babe with curves at the right junction?abegiii

Anonymous said...

LOL

Anonymous said...

A big congrat to Osaze and family

Kemisola Okpaka said...

Hmnnn..Don baba J prefers them ''african''!

Anonymous said...

TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Anonymous said...

Since you find it difficult to post comments, take a break away frm blogging to set ur priorities right!

tobiadebowale said...

Issorait. At least, those who qualify and those who dont now know how to and not to package their goods around this Jazzy of a Don.

Treasure said...

Good one there Don. People like us still have hope in spite of all our Dieting

NEKS said...

Which one is 'shaped like a broom'?dats not nice..go siddon for potopoto jo.All d obese ladies will start giving diaselves hope.#yimu#

dayogirlee said...

Big bobs,big yansh,u hope you are capable?

Anonymous said...

What wont i read with my own eyes?

biols said...

Okay o u ll remain single na cuz all the big ladies don dey slim down

Anonymous said...

Skinny women think they are the shit. Pls. Thick is where it's at. I see a lot of men cheat on their skinny girlfriends with thicker women.

Laduns biggest fan said...

Where there's money, there's nothing like ugly. Ha! Ha!! They tend to pull the beautiful ones. I won't call him ugly though. His charisma is on another level.

Anonymous said...

Keep deceiving yourself.

Anonymous said...

Cossy, your Ibo man has spoken. Maybe you can stop flashing the cellulite-full body on twitter after he gives you some!

Funmi

IVORY CHI said...

ABI OH

BIKO TELL THEM

Anonymous said...

LWKMD @ YOYO!!! HOW DO YOU COME UP WITH THESE CATCH PHRASES?

lucabracee said...

LOOL WAIT O,he said "broom like"meaning size 6 downwards…curves in the right places means a size 8-12 or else he would have specified saying a voluptuous woman like toolz lets be honest size 8-12 at the very most is the ideal size anyway if one considers that the lady will carry belle..have kinds and balloon up so one should leave room for 2 sizes up

Anonymous said...

lol

Anonymous said...

lol

Anonymous said...

Like seriously

Anonymous said...

LMAO!

Anonymous said...

Thick girls? Yeah right! There is no such thing.
Lepa girls make me laugh. They are skinny yet they have body image issues (they want bigger boobs and ass).
1. Most Nigerian girls are not size 10/12 because they are watching their figure. Its because that is their genetic predisposition.
2. Most skinny girls cant have a real big ass without gaining some weight but they find it hard to gain weight.
3. Have you seen the boobs of a skinny girl after breastfeeding children? Its flat and stretchy. While a fat girls boobs may fall but it wont stretch.

I date lepa girls but i can never marry one. I cant stand strechy boobs. Thats why don jazzy likes tools!

Anonymous said...

what a big round fool, you will think by now brains with wisdom come with age. not!

Anonymous said...

Hahah lepa haff vex. U lost on don baba...drink alomo or #callpolice

Oluwaseun Babajide said...

Hahaha, Joker!

http://sbabzy.com

Anonymous said...

Abeg sharrap!! When you dey yab fat people you no dey remember say you sef no fit create

Anonymous said...

You sef know its not nice and in the same paragraph now yabbed fat women, shey that one is good abi? Hypocrite. Shut your face up and take a seat!!! Professional internet troll like you. You make me sick

Professor X said...

A lot of men also cheat on their thick wives with skinny unilag girls. Men are generally confused. Take a hot skinny girl to Don Jazzy and he begins to sing another tune. Bleh.

Anonymous said...

you are right..men like curves not obesity but curves see how iceT trips for his wife coco

dr van bay said...

Information dat tickles d bum bum!

That Girl said...

He's ugly abeg.

NEKS said...

Oops!!seems I struck a nerve there..my apologies 2 all dem chics struggling wt dia weight..I'm sorry,I don't diss pplez weight

Buh I do take offence 2 being called a troll.hon,are U psychic?..U are obviously hitting dem blogs much more dan I do dats y u know abt my movements..don't choke on ur vomit..hehehe#hating sumone u dunno=sad#

Anonymous said...

Anuofia!

Anonymous said...

Lmao...

Anonymous said...

Lmao...

Anonymous said...

I'm a very curvy gurl!wit 2much attention as it is!I'm sure skinny gurls av such 2w!point is carry urself well roborobo or skelewi Ud always b in the mrkt until u don tire!heheh! Rabss....

Anonymous said...

@ thatgirl;shattap dia,u call d Don ugly?I recommend u use 3D glasses. FYI,the only man u can call ugly is one who doesn't money. Fine boy no money = FAKER

Anonymous said...

annonymous 12.36 u caled him ugly cos u nolonger stand a chance cos he said he dnt lk slim girls aby?am so sory for ur slim tiny ass for calling don jazzy ugly jelous fool if don is ugly then how does harmsome look?

Anonymous said...

No wonder a lady with fufu stomach sent nude pictures to Don Jazzy and it leaked online. Olu Famous published the photos. Is that what Don Jazz likes. She is not fat but as thick as fufu. Hehehe!

That Girl said...

Don't ever tell me 2 shut up, fool! I bet u look like him and oops... U r damn broke too!

Deekay said...

LWKMD!!!!!!!!!!!!

Deekay said...

Slim girls can have curves too!!
Na wa o!! So shallow of people the way they reason. No wonder some will be 100 and still unmarried. SMH!!

All these qualities he mentioned is no guarantee for happiness.
It should be about her nice personality and not how big or small she is, how fine or ugly, etc!

Anyways, people always talk like this until they fall for the opposite. How many men in Naija are actually married to God-fearing women?! Mcheww!!

Celebs that sleep around are still looking for God-fearing women! LWKMD!!

Anonymous said...

@Neks, lol! I like your response to me. Much respect and my apologies but y'all need to back off big women. Why is it that fat men are not attacked? Why do women in this country chop yab for everything? Abeg, free us small na

Anonymous said...

Loooooool! Why evuls! True tho! Hehe

man_eater said...

Not all slim girls are like broom please. I don't know why people always assume both should go together.
I'm a UK size 8, with 40" hips, 27" waist and 34" bust. My tummy is flat. I won't consider myself fat and at the same time I won't call myslef slim.
Please as much as we all want to encourage our sisters on the fat side, let's argue with reason.
As for Don Jazzy I don't care about him one way or the other. He should know that even though it's the decision of the man to pop the question, the untimate decision whether to agree or not lies with the woman.

Anonymous said...

But Toolz has flat boobs tho! But for her hips! Don Baba wants a set babe like that Pasuma's girlfriend that acts Yoruba movies(Flakky Idi-dowo). Hehehe! Omo pe si be

man_eater said...

Not all slim girls are like broom please. I don't know why people always assume both should go together.
I'm a UK size 8, with 40" hips, 27" waist and 34" bust. My tummy is flat. I won't consider myself fat and at the same time I won't call myslef slim.
Please as much as we all want to encourage our sisters on the fat side, let's argue with reason.
As for Don Jazzy I don't care about him one way or the other. He should know that even though it's the decision of the man to pop the question, the untimate decision whether to agree or not lies with the woman.

Anonymous said...

Eniola Badmus! Foluke Daramola!! Ada Amen!!! Pls make your choice Don

NEKS said...

Lol@anon 22:17..No P,..I stand corrected..:-)

Anonymous said...

@thgat ur boyfriend fine reach the Don ?that is if u hav one, muwtchhhhhch stupid girl

CandyLips said...

Lmao! Damn! Trying to picture the 2 of them together

CandyLips said...

Ehen ??? Donjazzy is cute?? Abeg wash ur eyes with acid

CandyLips said...

I 2nd this comment!

That Girl said...

Bastard, wit d way u type, I'm sure u have shrivelled fingers. Go fix urself up first of all!