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Monday, January 21, 2013

I Want to Fall in Love This Year- UTI


Hahaha i know i have been MIA since morning, i'm really sorry but the few stories you are about to read should make you forgive me. Atleast like this one,lol. After Uti said that, he went into a long conversation with a chick known as librachick14. Never knew dude talks this way, their tweets after the cut.



60 comments:

  1. Ladun not happy with you , been waiting for you to give me gist ,

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    1. Uti d fag finding love? Hahahahahaha... U better find dat "love" in d hands of Derenle oooooo

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  2. Ehyah. Uti pele. Try and give your heart out. You'll find someone who'll handle it with care. Only the heart knows its keeper so listen to it carefully.

    Meet the 3 year old boy that plays with crocodiles and snakes on naijaPOSE

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  3. Uncle Uti come and marry me

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  4. Everybody wan marry

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  5. Lol @ she wants to be announced.

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  6. me sef they look for love

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  7. Me sef dey look for love

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  8. who's this chick

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  9. During our Days in UNN Uti never liked chicks shaa.... Has something changed

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  10. THIS GUY SUCKS. HE IS SO IRRITATING RIGHT FROM THE DAYS OF BIG BROTHER. HE WALKS WITH THIS USELESS PRIDE ON TOP NOTHING. YUCK!

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  11. OK...THEN YOU SHOULD CARRY YOUR EMOTIONS AND HEART DESIRES TO GOD

    HOW EXACTLY DOES TWEETING ABOUT THIS HELP OR MAKE ANY DIFFERENCE UTI?

    ITS OBVIOUS HE IS STILL A BOY THAT NEEDS TO BE MADE A MAN OF..BUT HE WOULDN'T FIND THAT RIGHT WOMAN BY TALKING RUBBISH TO GROUPIES ON TWITTER KMT

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  12. Pls uti go and sleep, who knows if you are truly gay

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  13. Announce koor, announcer ni, after a month, she ws with u for the spotlight, uti am glad she is gone, u don't need drama, urs will come.

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  14. lolzz...i officially ve a crush on dis guy mehn. N btw Ladun, pls remove dis auto comment tin na....
    Stefany

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  15. Eh, so? What should we do nw eh, ladunm

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  16. Eh, so? What should we do nw eh, ladunm

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  17. Wats d cackle 4?U've been MIA for close 2 a decade,so dat cackle doesn't cut it..Uurgh!!

    So Uti got hitched 2 a fame whore?He coulda announced her,maybe they woulda bn our Naija Kimye.#yimu

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  18. uti i just a publicity whore can't he dm the babe ni...............mschew

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  19. LOL @the last tweet

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  20. Uti honey..
    D reason dey don't work is bcos u tried dating a WOMAN!
    Stick 2 men den it will work!
    Don't u c how u and ur pretty bf Alex lasted(r lasting) 4 so long!
    Ok bye
    Billie jean

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    1. ha ha ha.. me thinks the same thing

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  21. This boy is not serious sha is there any relationship without drama(s)

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  22. Why dint you announce her! Prolly dint wanna piss his boyfriend off! NEXT!

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  23. E dey mad make e go hug transformer she wanted to b announced# before nko so its only in ur house she ll b kwn as ur babe outside she won't onushi

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  24. Boring.... Chai, ladun, y nau? How is this new?
    FYI uti, no reasonable girl would marry u wit ur pride. Just marry that twitter babe and take plenty plenty seats

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  25. ok now dt makes d two of us,ladun be our intermidiary now,he shld try me out but i no be celeb o....ore

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  26. E be like say this girl sef dey try her luck ni...

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  27. hes stupid. So because she wanted to be an official girlfriend, she was causing drama? ode. it just shows he didnt even consider her as a real girlfriend. If he did, he'd have wanted the whole world to know.

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  28. You sef, she wanted to be announced so the other girls can stay away. Like that's a solution. Okay sha, we have heard, goodluck with 'falling in Love' this year as na your new year reaolution be that. Didn't know love can be scheduled.

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  29. Uti, abeg no dey deceive ursef joor....we are not fools!

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  30. huh??? TMI....

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  31. Hmmmnnn Juicy. I like. But nne, wanting people to know your partner/boyfriend/girlfriend or that you are in a new rship is not a biggie. Or is it? Abeg Uti was not feelzing the babe jorr, if he was Obama would have been put on notice sef.

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  32. E dey mad make e go hug transformer she wanted to b announced# before nko so its only in ur house she ll b kwn as ur babe outside she won't onushi

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  33. yuck,the babe is not real abeg

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  34. Some girls are funny sha, just one month into the relationship and you want to be in the spotlight?spotlight my dusty foot

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  35. Na wah o,i didnt even know Uti was single

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  36. Thank God he knows he has pride,just cant stand men with pride,never liked Uti tho

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  37. guy so cute and i heard he doesnt like girls ,and i hope he doesnt like guys too,bt i m shocked that he is yet to fall in love

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  38. Thanks for ending the relationship,the girl is just another attention hoe

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  39. dear Uti, i also want to fall in love and i dont mind if you decide not to show me to the rest of the world until we walk down the aisle :-)

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  40. Uti knows this twitter girl and i see all this their open lamentation as fake,looks like they both planned it

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  41. Don Jazzy wants a full figured girl, Uti is single, so this big boys have been doing flings all this while?i wonder who will pop his relationship status up next.....dbanj?

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  42. Ladun y u hve not post my comment it has nw boring.
    Buy ur small small bougtigue things lyk luwi vittion,bulberry,gucci 4 less dan 20K.

    Miss-tee

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    1. luwi vitton? hilarious!

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    2. Would that be Gucci or Guggi? Do you stock Tommy Hilfi(N)ger?

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  43. ISOORAIIIII am also looking for love

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  44. pls sombody should tel me that dis uti is nt gay look at his ear and his hair always acting and dressing lk a woman,how can i be opening 2ears up and dowm as a woman and uti wil also be opening 2places being a man,dis is just an act of gay,ok his nt in a relationship how then does he cure?or does he sleep wt prostitudes? big hiss.

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  45. so there are still single men out there

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  46. He's still a small BOY. Mummy's boy

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  47. this Uti just annoys the hell out of me. He's always posing and from his expressions, you'll know he thinks he's all that. That babe should thank her stars because I doubt she can compete with his mirror for long. Biko, next story

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