Monday, January 14, 2013

Man Sentenced to Prison for Showing Girl 'Joystick'

A 55-year-old man has been thrown behind bars for four months after he scared a 13-year-old girl with his sexual 'black mamba'.

Golden Enerst Michael exposed his erect 'joystick' to a minor inviting her to have sex with him but she was shocked since she had never seen such a 'humha' before.

The seemingly sex starved man pleaded guilty to the charge of public indecency when he appeared before Magistrate Precious Muzondo. Magistrate Muzondo, however, slapped him with a five-month jail term before suspending one month from five months on condition of good behaviour. The remaining four months shall be effective.

62 comments:

Anonymous said...

This picture is making me imagine so many things....

Anonymous said...

Hmmm, naughty girl.!!

Anonymous said...

You can only imagine one thing - being f...d by this type of long thing...or alternatively, how the banana will taste in your mouth.

Anonymous said...

Ashewoooooo

Vincent Onyemachi said...

HmmmMm.black mamba

Anonymous said...

meer picture? if u see the real thing nko? pcheeeew

Anonymous said...

Ladun pls na..........don't disvirgin mĘ“ eyes na. Where y☺u see that picture? #sigh#

Anonymous said...

I can imagine the girls horrow if this same thing on the pics is what she saw and an uncovered one for that matter. me wey dey look this one sef dey fear.

Kay said...

serves him right!

Kay said...

ur mind needs formatting!

BabyGee said...

Biko Who is d onwer of dis Rod??? Guys pls help a sister out now.. Number,BB pin! *licks lips*!

happy Yoruba bunny said...

What kind of anaconda is this Tori Olorun - kasa

Anonymous said...

Ashewo ( ˘˘̯)

Anonymous said...

55 year old man trynna SEDUCE A 13yr old.....nAWA O, mbok wat hapnd to ur wife abi ashawo. Hiah!
#rock gurl#

Anonymous said...

55 year old man trynna SEDUCE A 13yr old.....nAWA O, mbok wat hapnd to ur wife abi ashawo. Hiah!
#rock gurl#

Anonymous said...

Wow the Dick is so big! Thoughts running through won't mind having it inside me!...lmaoooooooooo (attention)

kissinem said...

Ladun ur pix na real wa o

Anonymous said...

Ooooo *goose pimples, and dripping wet* pls send me this guy's number Ladun fast....vivid123@yahoo.com... Pls i mneed to change my pant...

Anonymous said...

Ladun you badt.... I want to deep throat this guy pls send me his number... Am sooooo wet

Anonymous said...

stop posting stories without details.where?what country?

Michael Freesoul said...

what a wicked and perverse world we live in

Anonymous said...

Get out of the dirty imaginations. That dick in that picture is fake.

Anonymous said...

Shaaii c poko!ds one na 14inches o

mccoy said...

#am seeing tins, na wa oooo

Yinka Florens said...

Imagine wel wel o,akuna kuna like u!smtcheeeeeeeeew!

Anonymous said...

what is this kwanu?

Adegboyega Akintade said...

Strange world

Anonymous said...

All dicks shud b like d one in d pic!
Yummy!
I sure get dat size errrryday!!
*coughs*
Billie jean

Anonymous said...

Hmmm

Anonymous said...

You really need it. That will cure you of ur bad mouth. Choke on it idiat!

Anonymous said...

God have mercy on your soul!!!

Anonymous said...

Ladun, you have mostly crazy sex starved women on this your blog

See how they have all left the subject matter and are sallivating over a fake dick. Over to you sha, find the number, BB PIN, email of the model in the picture. I guess they are all ready to travel to his location anywhere in Africa

FEDERAL POLYTECHNIC OKO 3RD BATCH HND ADMISSION LIST FOR 2012/2013 HAS BEEN RELEASED said...

Oh BOY see AK 47, this guy BAD

Anonymous said...

what u wana do with dis black mamba

Anonymous said...

looking at this pic makes me realise that i have not had sex in a long while,chei!

Anonymous said...

Hahahaha. ~Faints~

Anonymous said...

Come it aint fake. U can have it. Do not imagine.

Anonymous said...

Come on baby..

Anonymous said...

Please u need to soon.

Anonymous said...

Sharrap it is not fake. I am sorry u were blessed with half. We got it.. In full.

Anonymous said...

Email joor.

Anonymous said...

Licking my lips......... I can imagine what this joystick will do to me. So wet right now.

OYINKAN said...

Osheeeeeeeeeeeeee*bites lips*
To the guy in the picture,IF I CATCH YOU EHN.Issorai

****Mufasa Said said...

For real??? I can't imagine this is really turning some people on! Na wa oo, na people face we see for road, we no kw wetin dey dia mind!!! Crazy girls!

****Mufasa Said

happy yoruba bunny said...

this can never be fake o
hian, its real
ladun where u get d pix? name, bb pin, tel#
i jut wanna say hi to him

SMURF said...

ladun.........on a serious note where did u get this pics from, u must hav gone through different sites.

Anonymous said...

hahahhahahah

Anonymous said...

I am Nneka,

Oh dear..looks more like a weapon of destruction

Anonymous said...

Randy LLb's! nways prack safely use a condom wo

Anonymous said...

After seeing the picture of that black mamba, who cares about the details of the story. Na only one thing my eye see, I no fit read story again *drooling* off to masturbate.

thebanquethall.blogspot.com said...


Please make some time for God, visit www.thebanquethall.blogspot.com
Do like us on Facebook. God bless you.

Anonymous said...

I hope you've not started chatting up your ex?
...Skin

Anonymous said...

LLB readers really need to make time FoR GOD cos hmmmmm

Anonymous said...

I have been looking for your comment coming to this post everytime,I know you will be found here.I was the anon that told u in 2012 to give your life to christ this 2013.I am a lady like you thats why i am advising you.give Jesus your soul.

Anonymous said...

Oyin I have been looking for your comment coming to this post everytime,I know you will be found here.I was the anon that told u in 2012 to give your life to christ this 2013.I am a lady like you thats why i am advising you.give Jesus your soul.

Anonymous said...

Dick of life

Anonymous said...

U fool!!!yet u lots critisize cossy,africans bloody hypocrites

Anonymous said...

Yet u insult cossy..Thunder fire u and ur bad maut wen next u diss cossy.

Anonymous said...

U fool!!!yet u lots critisize cossy,africans bloody hypocrites

Anonymous said...

I gat ds poko unda ma shokoto,hala me gurls,i wil giv yu fre of charge. 'asaajuomo'

OYINKAN said...

Madam Risikatu,se ko si?i hope i havent snatched ur boyfriend.why r u following my life?Am i d only one that posted comment here?Really u have bn coming to check if i av said anything,are u dat jobless?you had to even post ur comment twice,i wldnt be here if someone didnt tell me you crossed my lane yet u av bn coming to check my comment.Did u not see d dick picture before u opened d post?if u practise what u preach and you have given ur life to Christ like u suggested to me,wld u av opened this post?Did Jesus report me to u?Aunty ode,who no like better thing?abeg shift,mind ur business,get a life and spit/gag on a dick today.By the way who gave u the right to call me Oyin?

Debisi said...

LooooooooooooL i like the way yoruba people reply statements.we get mouth,i always trip when a yoruba person knows just what to say and makes us proud.Oyinkan ori e wa ni be#TeamYoruba.meanwhile u stold that aunty ode from me.haha