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Thursday, January 17, 2013

What's Your Reaction to a Guy With an Erection in Public?

A reader said you guys might find this interesting.

Some years ago, I was on a crowded molue bus. I mean it was REALLY crowded. I was being crammed into a corner and this really attractive babe is standing in front of me with her back to me.

Later, the bus got so full that she had no choice but to be pushed up against me. This made her bum to be in direct contact with my willy. To make matters worse, the swaying of the bus made her bum continuously rub against me and pretty soon I had an erection that was poking her in the bum...there was no way for me to adjust my now so erect willy without drawing attention to myself.


I could swear that she noticed, but she didn't act like like she knew what was going on. I was just waiting for her to turn around and rain insults on  me or something but she made no comment or gave any sign that she knew. Eventually when the crowd was less and the bus got to her stop, she turned around before she got off the bus, looked down at my bulging trousers and I quickly looked away because I was so embarrassed.

So the question is, girls, how do you react to seeing a guy with an erection in public? Are you wondering whether it was you that caused it? Have you ever purposely tried to cause it? Do you just find it funny/amusing? And what would you have done in this kind of situation?
               



79 comments:

  1. *Coughing* that question is for ladies to answer. Runs away to naijaPOSE

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    1. I laff ova it,especially wen I knw I'm d cause :D

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    2. I laff ova it,especially wen I knw I'm d cause :D

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    3. Hmmm,once had a nasty one whyl in schl in Ekp. Bikes pick two passengers n most tums,its a boy n a gal. I sat in d middle n d guy bhind me had an erection n started jerkin at every pothole. I acted lik I dint notice bt wot annoyed me ws when he released n his trousers got wet. Den,I bcame reali angry n talked some sense into him cos I felt d wetness. One cld laugh ova it if it just ends wt d pokin bt anythn after at cld b annoying! Slikky

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    4. You should feel proud of yourself. No be every girl fit cause dat o!

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    5. SLIKKY: Please write in ENGLISH and spell your words correctly. Enough with the SMS jargon! Which one is "whyl"?? It would have taken you the same amount of time to spell "while".

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    6. Dear anon,a blog is a forum whr u make ur views n opinion heard mostly in an informal way. At least,as daft as u may b,u were able to read my story n get my drift. Slikky

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  2. lolzzzzzz...... Funny shit. Been there, expperienced dat... D mumu thing u did was to let d fine gurl go like dat.. Jes kidding

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  3. Chai! I have faced a situation like that as a teenager. This lady was in front of me in this bus, touching me with her baby-food factory. My rod provoke that day.

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    1. Her boobs were at her back? How did a lady in front of you touch you with her boobs?

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  4. I personally think that guy has no self control, for crying out loud u are in public nd its simply a thing of the mind.

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    1. sorry to disappoint you what we are talking about is wilder than a Pitbull. Once it starts... you are on your own!

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    2. 1 question for you:
      For how long can you stop your eye's from blinking?

      If you ever studied biology in school you'll understand what "response to stimuli" means...

      Thank me later!

      Ace DJ Bentley

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  5. Personally, I find it amusing

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  6. The answer to ur question is : what a dumbass question.

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    1. Little boy/girl, the question is for a mature mind and not todlers

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    2. Dont come on this site until you are grown up.

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  7. When I was a corper, I shared a flat with 4 other female corpers (I was d only guy). I used to have erection in the morning. anytime they come to my room at that moment, I usually face the wardrobe pretending to be searching for something in order to conceal the erection. I was surprised one day when they jokingly told me that I usually face d wardrobe when I'm hard. I just laughed over it.

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    1. Its called morning wood...every guy gets it whether they try or not

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  8. No one should hurl insults at me for what I'm about to say o cos some. LLB and LIB readers are mean most of the time. I'm a lady with big boobs. (42EE). I'm in my mid 30s and is really sex-starved. I intentionally board molues so that a male passenger can press his dick against me, that way I come and get the relief I badly need at that moment. Sometimes, I press my boobs against a man and if he gets the message, he co-operates and both of us enjoy the ride. However, that's the end between us; I won't give him audience cos obviously, he would want think I'm a sex toy and I'm not. I'm just a lady who is sex-starved and isn't in a relationship at the moment..

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    1. how long have u been sex starved? pls find a guy. they are all around you and dont use that to

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    2. That one self dey ok...lol

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    3. Would You wanna get into a relationship with me?

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    4. K. #MovingOn

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    5. Why do I think you are a pervert who is looking for attention? By the way you are no LADY...you are full blooded pervy of the male species..looking for pervy-laced comments you can wank off on! Ol'boy this kain gist no dey give money...your mates dey hustle for Alaba! Go find work...nansense!

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    6. hmm. ur case is serious o. i even feel sorry for u. pele

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    7. @Jade.... Na wa o... Well, deep inside, i feel ur rite.. Buh wetin dey make me fear na ya analysis of d whole shebang... So i came to these two conclusions
      1) its either ur a psychologist and u knw these things or
      2) ur a fellow perv like d writer... After all na only perv dey knw perv.
      Sorry for d long sermon

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    8. @ lol...austin.. Did I read your mind...na "she" be you? Great "sermon" by the way.

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    9. hahahahahahahahahaha...... No o, no be me o... I jes dey trip for ya analysis ni o

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    10. @jade...deep!
      @austin...your conclusions are valid
      very funny exchange

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    11. So you park your Range Rover, board a Molue just so that you can sandwich your boobs and bum in between 2 cooperating men, Then you come?

      Get the fuck out of here, bloody liar. How difficult is it to get a guy to fuck you properly?

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    12. So you park your Range Rover, board a Molue just so that you can sandwich your boobs and bum in between 2 cooperating men, Then you come?

      Get the fuck out of here, bloody liar. How difficult is it to get a guy to fuck you properly?

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  9. invite him to the most close area and give him a suckg off hiz lifetime.

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  10. the day i saw a man'a johnny bravo poking out of his trouser in a bus i was so shocked i shouted blood of jesus#guess i really made him feel bad but i was in shock biko haba inside bus again

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  11. I allowed a white guy I met for the first time to finger and suck me at a Cinema in London. We sat at the back and the whole place was dark. So far, that is the best head and fingering I have ever experienced. The fear of being caught and anxiety adds to the experience. We just had fun and left seperately after the movie. No strings attached. Back to sender a million folds on all curses.

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    1. pealie u haff come under disguies of anon abi...oya tuk truth it was cinema in lagos.

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    2. Lmaoooo! Ur last sentence totally killed me!

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    3. Junkie dey finger u for cinema?
      Next time na needle den go take jab u

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    4. Lmaoooo... I was about to curse when I read last line.. Jor o!!
      I hope u know there's cctv in UK cinemas sha..U just might end up on pornhub!

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  12. Jakpa ......lol u ar a cat i swear

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    1. I was gonna 'that guy looks like Jakpa' gaylord fucker!! Heard his dick is massive... Poor Nimz had to escape frm u..oloshi

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  13. My own happened in ikeja Hilton in ikeja, most people go there because of the pool so on this day my friends and I went swimming and some random guy at the pool was teaching me how to swim and occasionally would brush his hands against my breast and ass and to be honest I enjoyed it.
    Anyway when my friends took a break from swimming and were chilling eating and drinking I went to change from my bikini and while I was on my way to the changing room(on the way to the female changing room you can see into the male changing room) I saw the guy from the pool and he was naked and erect changing, when I saw him and it(the massive erection) he quickly covered himself but I asked him why he was shy After all he was well endowed and he was shocked with my boldness.
    I then asked him if I could see it up close and b4 he could say anything I put his Dick deep in my mouth he was so turned on he came in less than 1 minute after that he gave me the sweetest doggy in my life. I can never forget that day. We exchanged numbers after but I gave a wrong number cause I never wanted to see him again

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    1. Babes, na wa oh!

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    2. Dis ur story made me horny,GAWD I nid such experience o,just dat I'm a shy gurl :(

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    3. Obo ole ni iwo omo anon 11:21 yi ooo

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    4. I dey office o baby whr in lag r u

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    5. Randy lot ! Ladun dis na sex blog ba?

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    6. Babyyy. i'v been looking for you since then, its me, Dave, The guy you met in your story at ikeja hilton. Still dont know why you gave me that fake number. was frustrated as i tried to call you several times but since it was a wrong number, one akara seller from ibadan kept picking the phone shouting "EEELLOO, Tani?" #HUGETURNOFF, anyway im so glad i met you, could you please give me your email or number so we can talk? Still cant et over you.

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    7. Omo tibe o!I am all wet in the office kai! let me enter toilet and change my panty liner!
      DAMN!!!

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    8. I'm not sex starved just being honest, those random unplanned sexcapades are always the sweetest. Randy Andy yea i'm in Lagos but I prefer it unplanned, when its unexpected its best and I love ducking Dick, its my thing, deep thoating is the sweetest

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    9. Anon 11;21 u use condom soo? Aids is real oo, if u like let every dick wey dey erect dey enter your vjay any hw, na u go hear am.

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    10. Note to self: Go and swim in Ikeja Hilton every weekend from now on!

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    11. Dave, you be thief o. Lol.

      Anon 11.21, so you did all this in the men's room where anyone could come in? And without a condom?

      You've been reading too many sex stories on the internet

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    12. @18.07 story so fake........ yeah so there was no other person there, rubbish

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  14. Yebariba .... Poko things! *runs out of thread before kporo starts to rise at the office*

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  15. Hahahahahaha the people on this Ladun's blog no go kill pesn.... Too many konji driven folks up in here.

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  16. Watz my own as long as it is not pressed against me? If it is, It feels like am being violated & the provoke I will provoke ehn! I pity the idiot

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  17. Anon 10:46, what's your mail add??

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  18. Hahahahahaha the people on this Ladun's blog no go kill pesn.... Too many konji driven folks up in here.

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  19. It can be disgusting, I mean it apened once nd d worst part of it all was dat d guy's my frnd. I mean I was shocked, now I cnt board a bike wit a guy @ my back, I either stay @ d back or pay 4 2 pple's seat...

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  20. Too many randy people up in here...... Hahahahaha una no go kill pesn.

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  21. So if d woman infront of u is ur mother on dat bus rubbing ur dick will u have erection?
    Self discipline is very important, i still dt understand how u can ve erection to random ppl....
    If u do dat shit in London, ur erection will land u behind the bar/jail... shhhhhh am out.

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  22. I just poured ice water on my Touch Light to relieve tension.

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  23. Yea shit happens ... Na so I go drop my resume for a woman's Sister I met on my trip to lagos from paris just this last november 2012 oooo...The lady works for a oil company on adeola odeku and as I got there I no wan mix pleasure and business so I just see the lady dropped my resume within 2mins I was out of the office cos the lady fine finish and I no wan cause trouble (thats my alias by the way ).. As I comot like 30 mins later wey I dey TFC for Marina na so my phone ring and I wasthinking maybe mistake dey my CV na so she say make we hang out so as nice guy I enter park n shop buy Amarula from there we enter her apartment for lekki phase 1 after a couple chit chat one thing led to correct wire ..... No be small thing ..

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    1. Hmmm dry much, did u not read the more interesting stories above

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    2. Hahahahahaha, my belle oooooo.. That's his own story na. As for me, d only unplanned sex has to be with my bf. Its interesting reading thse sexcapdes. Tmrw, ya'l wil tell your friends the girl is a whore.. No be una naija boys?? Mke I hear word!

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    3. @anon 20.00
      U are so foolish ... Stuffs happen to people in diff ways cos he recanted his own story doesnt make him a liar or makes it more interesting ....
      olopolo kiku

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  24. YOU GUYS BAD GANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
    UNH...ANYWAY the guy with the dreadlock is a face of benova SUIT IN RUMOLA(unity bank) PORT HARCOURT,,,,,and my church member too but the guye with erection is A BAD GUY!!! in the public ar bah.....oga ade easy oh

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  25. i helped two girls on my bike after a fifty cent show in abuja. i am not a okada man. the closeness coupled with the cold weather made me so hard, that my jt unzipped itself. the girls said they are going to life camp, me am going to karmu.

    on getting to life camp, they dropped and thank me and wanted to be going and i noticed the hard nipples in one of them. i dont know where the courage came from i told them "not to leave me like this" i couldnt believe my eyes, we went beside a container and we had sweet quikies, they took turn in watching the road while we are at it. we exchange numbers. omg oh omg where are they, i dont know, that was the sweetest sex experience i have ever had. one and only groupie of my entire thirty something life.

    i almost died of heart attack when i was to conduct the compulsory aids/hiv test before wedding, i came out negative, God is merciful.

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    1. Same horny bastard posting all the stories! If you get a kick out of writing these stories, why the hell haven't come up with your sex blog! Ewu kambia! Only you- bus passenger, okada rider and chick @ Ikeja hilton all rolled in one in very doubtful circumstance with the one aim of turning the obviously sex starved into jelly...word of advice next time make your tales a teeny weeny bit more intelligent and believeable...asu anwuru!

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  26. Anon 18:08, who said anything about a Range Rover??? Obviously, you need to go back to school to understand simple English..

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  27. So many akunas on dis blog...make i no c say una carry una gutter mouth curse cossy again o!!smtchew!.....yinka florens

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  28. Silly. Ladun pls stop all these rubbish topics that trigger these idiot liars to come out and write their fantasies, coz i am sure most of the stories here are bullshit lies! And y'all didnt answer the question she asked! instead u started ranting your rubbish. God have mercy and to think i was about to pray b4 i came here to read this rubbish

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  29. Anon 12:14, you must be a saddist, people who leaved and still leaving ur fantasies are talking u want to die of hate. U can also create ur own chances if u try.

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  30. If I'm the cause, I'll say calmly,You have a hard on and that's not right

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