Saturday, July 27, 2013

Just For Laughs


Found this now and decided to share with you guys. Oh dear...lol

Why i am single..!!!
Last week was my birthday....!!!!
My wife didn't wish me.... My parents forgot and so did my kids....
I went to work.. Even my colleagues didn't wish me..
As I entered my cabin my secretary said, "Happy Birthday Boss"..
I felt so special.... She asked me out to lunch....
After lunch, she invited me to her apartment.... i felt she wanted s*x , without hesitating i agreed
WE went there.... She said, "Do you mind if i go into the bedroom for a minute ?"
"OKAY", I said.... She came out 5minutes later with a cake And My Wife, My Parents, My Kids, My Friends
& My Colleagues....!!!
All Screaming, SURPRISE....!!!
And I was waiting on the sofa naked....!!!
WAS IT MY FAULT????..

Lobatan! Don Jazzy Preaches On Twitter

Say it to them don, tell them, lol.

I Prayed For A Man Who Will Love Me And Understand Me And I Got My Wish- Foluke Daramola

Most of you know the story. Mr Kayode Salako was once married, but Foluke said she never met his wife with him, that she moved out before she moved in. The woman also spoke and said she has left Foluke and her husband for God to be the judge. A lot of people have said Foluke married him for money, but the actress in this interview with Hazeez Mojo said if she had married him for money, she wouldn't be where she is right now. To Foluke she prayed for the man she got.

Part of the interview after the cut;

Photos From Taiwo Oyebanjo and Dotun Ojuolape's Engagement Ceremony In Ogun State

Taiwo Oyebanjo and Dotun of Cool Fm have arrived their Engagement venue which is currently taking place at Remo Majestic Hotel, Sagamu in Ogun State. D'banj already arrived yesterday and was spotted around town. Their white wedding holds next week Saturday. We say big congrats to them. More pictures after the cut.

17 Children Rescued From Child Traffickers

                                                              The rescued Children
From Vanguard

The Benue state Police Command has rescued 17 under aged children from a suspected child trafficking syndicate who specialized in picking children from Benue and neighboring states for distribution to yet to be identified persons in Lagos, Abeokuta and Ibadan.

Also arrested by the command, were eight members of the gang who were nabbed along Otukpo-Enugu while conveying their victims to unknown persons around the country.

Parading the suspects and victims at the state command Headquarters in Makurdi, Benue state capital, Commissioner of Police, Mr. Adams Audu   said “few days ago, my men on stop and search duty along Otukpo-Enugu road intercepted three mini buses loaded with 55 persons among them 17 children of ages between five to seventeen.

Caroline Danjuma Graduates From London Make-Up School

Caroline Danjuma just finished a one month course at the London Academy of Freelance Make-Up, and she is said to be very good at it already. Check out one of her jobs below. Big congrats to Caroline on her graduation.

Photos: Sean Tizzle Goes On Shopping Spree

The Sho le, crooner shared the photos on his instagram page for us to see the many shoes he bought. More pics after the cut.

Friday, July 26, 2013

Jude Okoye Explains Why He Is Not Yet Married

So, when are you kicking bachelorhood?

When I will kick bachelorhood, I will call you and my fans to come and eat and drink. Already, I have purchased the bell, when it’s time, I will ring it.

Why is it taking so long, on a more serious note?

It’s taking so long because I am waiting for you people. Basically, why I am not yet married is that I don’t want to get married because I have all it takes to marry or because I am ripe. I want to get married and feel married so that I will be committed to my wife.

Student Found Dead In A Lagos Hotel

The story has been circulating and some have said her name is Florence and she is a 300L student of University of Nigeria. Till now, sources can't say what her mission in the hotel was. They still don't know who she came to see in Lagos, that made her lodge in the hotel, but her dead body was found on the floor. Really sad, it's not even one year that Cynthia Osokogu died.

Actors Have Blood Flowing Through Their Veins, Stop The Insults Now! Toyin Aimakhu Tells Fans

More tweets after the cut.

Things We Thought We Wanted At 13 Are Things We Grew To Realise We Don't Want Any More- Ik Ogbonna

It's sad that in a country where pressing issues that threaten national growth persist quite obvious that even blind men can see it. Our leaders choose to press on non-issues with what ever intentions we know are purely selfish. I won't press much on this but if they feel it's right why can't they start with their own children. 1st and foremost a child at 13 can't decide what she wants as such obvious examples live within us.. things we thought we wanted at 13 are things we grew too realise we don't want any more.

This act of stupidity would increase divorce, rape, adultery, and hate thus children would be forced into marriage against their will thus infringing their basic human right of choice. Our 1st lady should speak on this and our so called leaders should tackle pressing issues and move this country forward. Nigeria pays our leader more than any other country in the world but we get little in return. Our currency is useless outside Nigeria, we don't have good electrical supply, schools are on strike, some students at the primary level who should have free education are seen on the streets hawking and begging. Let's spend time in building the leaders of tomorrow not destroying them and killing the beauty of life in them. Self hate alone can lead to a lot of things let's fight against this. I am IK ogbonna and I stand against such act of murder to our future

What Is Wrong With This Picture?

We have Rukky Sanda, a male artiste and Yvonne Nelson in the picture. What do you think is wrong with it? Some men tho...

Teacher ‘Impersonates’ Fashola’s, Aregbesola’s Wives

A 53- year-old teacher on Grade Level 10, Asogbon Victoria Abosede, was Thursday, arraigned before Lagos Chief Magistrate’s Court One, sitting in Ikeja, for allegedly impersonating the first lady of Lagos State, Dame Abimbola Fashola.

The defendant was said to have sent text messages between June and July to the Chairman of Agbado Oke-Odo Local Council Development Area of Lagos by falsely presenting herself as first lady of Lagos State and obtained N100, 000 from the chairman.

The defendant who is facing a 10-count charge of impersonation and fraud, preferred against her by the Lagos State government, was docked before Chief Magistrate Eniola Fabamwo.

Denrele, Dj Humility Take Lagos Party To PH

In the 2010 hit song “Lagos Party”, award-winning singer and songwriter; Banky W declares the Lagos Party to be the ultimate party experience. So when Nigerian Breweries’ very own premium beer brand Gulder decided to organize a mega club party known as Club Ultimate in PortHarcourt, it made sense that they also decided to take the famous Lagos party experience to Port Harcourt.

But even the most celebrated party planners in Lagos, will grow green with envy; were they to experience the special package that Gulder has in store for guests this Friday night at Club Ultimate.

Tipped to be one of the most entertaining events to happen in 2013.  Club Ultimate is scheduled to hold this Friday 26, July 2013 at the Aztech Arcum, stadium road, Port Harcourt by 10pm.

Thursday, July 25, 2013

S*x Before Marriage, Do You Think It's Right?

Lol, watch this video and hear what Nigerians have to say.

MTV Base SHUGA Holds Auditions In Lagos Tomorrow & Next

MTV Base and the MTV Staying Alive Foundation are inviting Nigerian actors to audition for the upcoming production of TV drama of Shuga.

The Shuga producers are looking to cast fresh new talent to fill a range of key male and female roles in the award winning drama series, alongside Nigerian actor and musician Ikubese Emmanuel Ifeanyichukwu and Kenyan actor, singer and radio presenter Nick Mutuma.  As well as a number of principal roles, two minor parts will be chosen by public voting from a shortlist of six, with voting taking place online at http://www.shuga.tv in August 2013.

Auditions will hold on Friday 26th and Saturday 27th July between 8am and 6pm at Protea Hotel, Ikoyi, Westwood. Candidates must be a Nigerian within the ages of 18 and 55 with good spoken English and no criminal record.  No previous acting experience is necessary.

Video: Banky W- Good Good Loving

We Muslims Have The Right To Give Out Our Daughters At Any Age- Asari Dokubo



Photos: Tiwa Savage & Elohor Aisien Holiday In Republic Of Maldives

The rest of the pictures after the cut.

Ice Prince Shares Photo Of Son, Jamal On Instagram

This is what we are talking about. #ProudDad

UPDATE Actor In Child Paternity Mess: BigVal Replies Alleged Baby Mama

I reported the story here the day before yesterday, scroll down to read it if you missed it. Well this morning, Bigval sent me an exclusive mail in reply to the story that was published. His words below,

My name is Bigval Oreoluwa Jokotoye
I have decided to issue this statement in order to clear a particular issue on ground as posted by some bloggers that I am in a paternity mess.

 The whole issue started last year when Bukola Ajayi duped my Elder Sister to the tune of N500,000. She also duped some of my senior colleagues,my neigbours and other people she met through me of various amount. I am a man who will never deny whatever I do. I did sleep with Bukky because we were dating then. I quit when I realised she's a fraudster and ever since her true identity was uncovered,she has been making effort to tarnish my image.  She has duped the likes of Antar Laniyan,Abbey Lanre,Afeez Eniola,Bayo Tijani,Toyosi Adesanya,Dupe Jaiyesimi and others.

Face Of Peace Africa Opens Office Across Africa & UK

After initial announcement to stage the second edition of Face of Peace Africa (FOPA) beauty pageant, the organizers of the beauty pageant have opened offices across Africa and UK.

In a move that could be tagged as show of strength, the company opens offices in Abuja, Gambia, Cameroun, Ghana, South Africa, United State of America and United Kingdom, with a state
coordinator to see to the co-ordination of things in this countries.

The grand finale of the maiden edition took place at the Oriental Hotel, Lagos last year with Uti Uwachukwu and Matse of Nigerian Info as hosts and at the end, Zimuzo Benson, a psychology graduate from University of Nigeria, Nsukka emerged the winner, pocketing $10,000, and a brand new car. Chioma Precious, an undergraduate from Nnamdi Azikwe University emerged the first runner- up, carted away with $5,000 and a 42 inches plasma TV, and Amuche Arjuh from Nnamdi Azikwe University emerged the second runner-up got $2,000, and a 27 inches plasma TV as well.

Wednesday, July 24, 2013

Boy Shows Off Shrine, Lots Of Dollars On Facebook And Calls It Bastard Money

He has been doing this for a while now, before someone notified us and said what could make a boy so bold by talking so much about jazz, sharing pictures of himself in the shrine filled with foreign currencies and even boast about it on Facebook. My people we went to see, and here is what we saw when you click read more below.  His Facebook name is Odi Dollars.

Woman Beats 11-Year Old Maid To Death

A middle aged woman simply identified as madam Agnes is currently being detained at the State Criminal Investigations Department, SCID Panti, for allegedly beating an 11-year-old child  that was staying with her to death.

The deceased identified as Angelina, was reportedly taken from her parents in far away Ogoja, Cross River state by Agnes, with a promise to send her to school, when she was barely four years old. Angelina, grew up calling her guardian mother, apparently unaware she was not her biological mother.

But things as gathered, fell apart for  late Angelina after she turned 6, as she was reportedly made to carry out overwhelming house chores. Initial rebuff of such attitude from madam Rose who crime Alert learnt is related to Angelina’s mother, by neighbour was reportedly greeted with an outburst.

Minister of State, Health, Resigns

The Minister of State, Health, Dr. Muhammed Pate, on Wednesday voluntarily resigned from President Goodluck Jonathan’s cabinet.

Pate said he was leaving the cabinet to take up the position of  Professor in Duke University’s Global Health Institute USA in which capacity he will participate in a university-wide Africa initiative, and will also serve  as Senior Adviser to Bill and Melinda Gates  Foundation based in Washington DC.

Davido Acquires Mercedes-Benz G-Class G55 AMG... Also Says He Is Single

Omobaba olowo is sure now olowo himself, lol. Congrats David.

Coughs at this one below, lol

Dorisha George Welcomes Baby Girl + All The Photos Of Her Delivery Journey

Dorisha George is a Tv personality who took a break few months ago to be in the United States where she gave birth to her bundle of joy, Bella Rose. The excited mom shared some pictures with us. Click below to see them.

Star Trek: 2face Idibia, Timaya, Mr. Raw, Naeto C, Sheyi Shay Party All Night in Asaba

Despite the foul weather and the persistent downpour, music fans from Asaba, Benin, Nnewi, Owerri Enugu, Aba and other surrounding towns converged at the The Dome Event Center last weekend for what was billed to be the largest and most exciting concert Asaba has ever seen.

The all night event was the 7th leg of the popular pan Nigeria concert Star Music Trek  - with headliners including superstars 2face Idibia, Timaya, Mr. Raw, Naeto C, Sheyi Shay and many more.

Star Quest’s 2011 winners, Da Beatz opened the show with their catchy rhythms and infectious beats to get the crowd dancing. The band whose up-tempo beats have become its signature, utilized every minute of their performance to ensure that music fans who came early for the show were not disappointed.

Tuesday, July 23, 2013

Funke Akindele Shares Location Pictures

 Heard she is currently shooting in Enugu. More pics below.

Battle Of The Blue Dress: Toke Makinwa vs Lil Kim & Christina Milian

Who do you think rocked the Mercy Blue Tribal Mesh Mid Sleeve Dress best? I think the most beautiful is TOKE. The lady who rocked it best still TOKE, the youngest of them all TOKE. Oh well, I'm entitled to my opinion, lol. Yours?

Start Your Own Show Where There Won't Be Fingering- BBA Fan Tells Charles Novia

From the fan;

Ok seriously this Beverly and Angelo hook up has caused a nationwide raucous!!! To the extent that a certain so called "Prominent citizen" in the Nigerian entertainment industry felt the need to add his 2 kobo worth of opinion on the matter.

Bloggers have been posting an article by Nigerian's umm " actor/director/producer/executive producer/screen writer/ location manager/Husband/ Father/ possibly Grandfather to name a few (dodges bullets) named Charles Novia. In this article Uncle Charles (in a bid to be polite) states that South Africa has "FINGER3D and SUB-R^PED" Nigeria.

My issue with this statement is that it is a "Flammable" statement. You should know better and not use words like "R^PE" in such a context. One major underlying factor of BBA is to "UNITE AFRICA" whereby various African countries live together under one roof and get to know each though in competition with one another. Please Uncle Charles we mere BBA fanatics dare you to come up with a captivating show uniting Africa where no country will run the risk of being 'FINGER3D' by another country.

It is sad to note that Narrow minded Old Folks like you are the reason why most African Countries are still backward in terms of Development and Liberty. Yes Africans go on and on about how we fought for FREEDOM from the WHITE MAN but the question still remains how are we going to fight for FREEDOM FROM OURSELVES??? Please answer if you can. BBA is a show that Majority of Africa has embraced and is here to stay in terms of entertainment. In your bid to reinvent yourself in the entertainment industry please go about it in a classy way and not cheaply rubbing off from others publicity. This STUNT of yours has RUN its course so let it be.

In conclusion, live your life as you see fit and leave others to do the same. Good night.

BBA Fan

Photos: Annie Idibia Is Back Acting

Ever since her widely publicized wedding, Annie has mostly been spotted on the red carpet with her husband. She was seen on set of Uche Jombo's new movie where she is said to be playing a major role. More pics after the cut. Do you think Annie is a fantastic actress?

Minister of Tourism, Culture & Natural Orientation Speaks About Fascinating Nigeria Campaign

For years, Nigeria as a nation has under-utilized – if not outright ignored – its tourism potential by doing little to preserve and promote its rich cultural heritage, alongside all the God-given natural gifts that abound in Africa’s most populous nation. The Fascinating Nigeria initiative aims to check and correct this past negligence with an aim to improve, sustain and amplify the country’s tourism culture. To shed some light on the initiative, Chief Edem Duke, the Honorable Minister of Tourism, Culture and Natural Orientation, graciously granted this quick but thorough interview from the departure lounge of the Murtala Mohammed International Airport, Lagos. Read below.

Actor In Child Paternity Mess

                       Bukky                                   The Baby                                             Big Val
It's a sad story really. It started last year when Bukola Ajayi who was a business woman until she ventured into movie productions met Oreoluwa Jokotade, an actor who is popularly known as BigVal. They started dating along the line, but they had a big fight not too long. Too late, Bukola was already pregnant.

Hmm, so what is my business? Well, Bukola's friends have been on my neck for the past three days now. According to them, Bukola gave birth on the 31st of May 2013, and the baby girl, who has been named Ayomikun is a carbon copy of the actor. They also said the actor has been telling anyone who cared to listen that he has no daughter anywhere. But her friends are challenging him to come forward for a DNA test. They also said they want him to start playing his role as a father in the little girl's life.

If you missed their first reported story last year, please click HERE to see.

Photo: Mercy Johnson's Daughter Purity Tries To Brush Her Teeth

                                                                       Cute!

Ope Banwo Gives Funke Akindele A Shout Out On Facebook

FUNKE AKINDELE WILL BE BACK, STRONGER, WISER AND BETTER! I just want to give a quick shout out to my good friend and business associate Funke Akindele in these difficult times as she deals with her marital issues and encourage her to be calm even as things get are bound to get bit rough over the next few weeks in the wake of her heartbreaking separation. Yes, Bad things do happen to Good People, and regardless of what anyone may say is the cause, or why she even married the guy in the first place, I believed it is always better to have dared and fail, than never to have dared at all. So, my friend, keep your head up and NEVER LOSE YOUR SENSE OF HUMOUR.

Meet M-Smooth

M Smooth whose real names are Moses Ayiki Kuchili, hails from Bassa Local Government Area of Plateau State. He was born in Jos (JTown) on September 8th, third child in a family of five boys and two girls. Moses attended Kiddy Joy Primary School, Science Secondary School Kuru and Abbah Memorial College, Jos.  He holds a Diploma in Law from The Polytechnic, Barkin Ladi, Plateau State and a Bachelor of Science degree in Administration and Planning from the University of Jos.

Monday, July 22, 2013

Nkiru Sylvanus Sacked From Imo State's Cabinet

Actress Nkiru Sylvanus has been sacked from the cabinet of Governor Rochas Okorocha of Imo State. The actress was relieved of her position as Special Assistant on Lagos Affairs following a cabinet dissolution by the Imo State government which affected all commissioners, special advisers, senior special assistants and special assistants in the cabinet.

According to the State Government, ‘the dissolution was necessary to give room for more capable hands into the system in order to fully actualize the rescue mission agenda of the State Government.’

#ChildNotBride: I Have Never Given Out My Daughters In Marriage Before University Graduation- Atiku

As a father, I've never given out my daughters in marriage before university graduation. It's a personal decision. I had earlier stated my personal choices on the child marriage issue; I have always supported our women and children. For the avoidance of doubt, I do not support any constitutional provision which creates ambiguities about the age of consent for marriage. It's therefore very inspiring to see young Nigerians active and organized on ‪ChildNotBride‬. I'm proud to see an engaged generation at work.

Kate Middleton And William Welcome Baby

Duchess of Cambridge, Kate Middleton and husband Prince William today welcomed their first child. The baby boy was born at 4:24 p.m, weighing 8 pounds 6 ounces. The baby is now third in line to the throne. Big congrats to the couple.

Tuface Babymama Sunmbo Ajaba Weds

She got married today to Pastor David Adeoye of Christian Royalty Centre, Agege. Their wedding took place today at Sheraton Hotel this afternoon. Big Congrats to Sunmbo and the Pastor.

Who Would You Go On A Date With? Ik Or Alex

If you were asked to go on a date with one of them, who would it be? And tell us why. Asin a date where you are allowed to flaunt one of them as your real boyfriend, lol. Don't lie o, express yourselves, lol.

What Do They Have In Common? Toolz vs Omotola

Aww I love these two ladies, lol, and I'm not even kidding. I know some of you might be saying LL stop lying, I'm not joking, I'm serious. Just that i laugh a lot, lol. I love them cus they are both good at what they do. Now here's the question. These two women are Beautiful, CHECKED, Brilliant, CHECKED, Hardworking, CHECKED, Bootilicious, CHECKED. Now there's one more thing they have in common, just one more thing people. What is it? And hey it ain't even their hips, think people ONE thing that every lady must have in life, hence your mama won't let you be.

BBA: Beverly & Angelo's Love Growing Stronger

Awww, Angelo does not need to wait to the end of the game before taking Beverly home to his parents, likewise Beverly herself. They are on Tv, and the entire world can see, especially their parents, lol.

Back to the main gist; Angelo and Beverly have been close pals in the house, especially after the 'fingering' thing.  Here's what Angelo told our very own Beverly;

‘Beverly, I respect you and I love you and I know you’ve been through things in life. Life is bigger than just having s*x with you. Maybe you think you have to give it up to make me love you, but just know I love you’, while Beverly replied with 'I love you' as the two continued to talk about the future of their relationship.



Dear Men, Here Are The List Of Things We Find Unappealing About You- Women

When a woman loves, she loves whole-heartedly. And when a woman hates… Well complete it.

Men aren’t the only ones who get turned off by some attitudes or behaviours in their spouses, women feel this way too and even though she might not voice it, she does feel it.

If you do any of the things listed below as a man, then it is time to change cos your woman is certainly not feeling it…

SEE Pictures Of Your Favorite Stars Before Now

  Who changed and who didn't? More pics after the cut.