Sunday, December 18, 2016

Hilarious Messages Culled From Whatsapp

My hand no dey and it doesn;t mean they are true, but they are very hilarious.

Girls' legs are like rumours.. They spread any how

Robert Mugabe 2015

Ladies are powerful, they can introduce two boyfriends at the same time. They will say My Love meet My Sweet heart. And the two
idiots will say "Bossu how far?" πŸ˜‚
πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚

Robert Mugabe 2016.
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Some of you girls can't even jog
for 5minutes but expect a
guy to last in bed with u for
2hours??? Ur level of
selfishness demands
a one week crusade..

Robert Mugabe 2016

It's hard to bewitch African gals these days.  Every time  you take a piece from her hair to the witch doctor,  either a Brazilian  innocent  woman gets mad or a factory in China catches fire.

Robert Mugabe 2016

Dating a slim/ slender guy is cool. The problem is when u lying on his chest then his ribs draw adidas lines on your faceπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

R.G Mugabe 2016

No sex before marriage???
If that was God's plan you would receive your Penis or Vagina on your wedding day.

Robert Mugabe
Wisdom will kill Mugabe

Whenever things seem to start going well in your life, the Devil comes along and gives you a girlfriend

Robert Mugabe 2016

"Sucking breast is a survival skill guys learnt at birth. But as to how and where girls learnt the act of sucking dicks still baffels me..."

~Robert MugabeπŸ˜‚πŸ˜„πŸ’¦πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

If you are ugly,you are ugly.Stop talking about inner beauty cos we dont walk around with X-raysπŸ˜€πŸ˜€

Respect pregnant women because it's not easy walking around with evidence that you've had sex

-Robert Mugabe

Dear sisters,

Don't be deceived by a man who text you "I miss you" only when it's are not an umbrella -
Robert Mugabe (2016)

Obama: Mugabe, wisdom and money which one will you go for?                                          
Mugabe:  I will take money
Obama: But I will go for wisdom
Mugabe: Well everyone will go for what he lacksπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Stupidity is when u lick a woman with ur bare tongue n later sex her with condom. What are u preventing, catarrh or headache?
- Robert Mugabe


  1. All these "Mugabe's quote" na die.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜†
    Who's behind all these quotes?

  2. Hahahaha

    @Mugabe is a clown I swear