Sunday, August 6, 2017

Photos: Nothing Like Fresh Breeze On The TOOL, Jim Iyke Says As He Parks To Pee On High Way

Well I never gave it that name- tool, neither did i write it in capital letters, your Gee- Jim Iyke did. Lol. So the almost retiring actor (well, he is into other businesses now) said he was on a road trip to Enugu and his bladder was overflowing and when he couldn't help it,  he had to pull over by the road and did the needful. He then concluded there's nothing like fresh breeze on the TOOL.

But wait! What issa TOOL? Loool. Not sure his babymama will like this. You put 'atool' (pronounced her tool) out like that? Nah, she wont like it.

What Jim wrote after the cut. Thank you for the fun pic tho, 😀


Road trip back to Enugu. Bladder overflowing from last night's indulgence. Kept bidding time to make it to the gents. Finally pulled over by the road. Barely made it before a wardrobe malfunction. Don't f%@# with nature y'all! Nothing like fresh breeze on the "TOOL" as u take care of personal biz in the wild.
I love the motherland!!

10 comments:

  1. A village boy will always be a village boy. Na joke o

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  2. Jim Iyke is such a funny creature

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  3. A tool is a instrument

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  4. Lol. There is nothing you won't find on social media. Isn't he too hold for this. So peeing needs to be documented now

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