Thursday, February 16, 2012

LMAO: Association of Single Nigerian Males speak on Tuface’s engagement, Banky w and Dbanj

This was written by Joseph Akhaome of thenetng.com(one of my favourite sites) and I must say he is a clown, lol. Like, what do you mean? Ok. I felt comfortable with the write up, but dissing my top girls didn’t go down well with me. All in all, you made us laugh. Over to you legends (our humble readers). Can’t wait to make another post soon, calling out names of legends, *winks….my besties…muah
Being text of a speech delivered at the emergency meeting of the association of Single Nigerian Males upon receipt of news of Annie Macaulay and 2face’s Valentine day engagement.
Comrades, dear friends and fellow brothers, it is indeed with a deep sense of loss we announce the exit of one of our most prominent and key members, Innocent Ujah Idibia, or 2baba, from our most esteemed and rapidly expanding club on February 14, 2012. Click read more to conitinue..
This development, utterly surprising to members of SNM, is the reason we have gathered here virtually on short notice to re-strategise and plot the way forward, and I wish to thank you for leaving your very leisurely, commitment-free lifestyles to honour our call. Once again thank you most sincerely.
This ‘Valentine Day Massacre’, as it now appears to be, is one that is capable of rapidly depleting our ranks almost irreparably, bearing in mind the huge influence the subject has on the majority of SNM members worldwide. It is our singular agenda today to arrive at decisions that will repair our tainted credibility, and dissuade the likely mass exodus of members from our club that this action may engender.
While we do not wish to appear as an anti-progress organisation, thereby  joining the rest of the populace in wishing the couple the best ahead, we cannot but feel a bit of resentment at the unexpected turn of events.
For one, an appropriate heads up of the move by 2baba would have been appreciated, and would have helped us to better prepare against the attack on our reputation. However, the bad sharp guy rubbed it in by proposing to his African Queen during this year’s lover’s day celebration, at a notable ex-footballer and master dribbler’s club. Mr. Idibia, we are not amused by the irony.
However, as with other storms, such as the one caused by Naeto C late last year, we shall see this one through, as always. We trust the able efforts of prime officials like Mr. Endowed, who will restore pride in our organisation with the help of Mr Capable from image and branding department, supported by Mr Incredible from the propaganda section.
Our hearts go out to certain distinguished members of our sister organization, Single Nigerian Females; namely Pero Adeniyi and Sunmbo Ajaba on their loss of the coveted title of Mrs. Idibia to Annie Macaulay. It must feel dis-heartening, and we empathise with you. However, with the help of strong members like Genevienne, Dita Rominic, Sunmi Iyandah, and veteran, Weird MD, we shall endeavour to make your stay in our fold more comfortable, and provide you with tools to advance our cause.
2face Idibia was an outstanding member of our union, and his ability to hold on to our values even after three official girlfriends, five children with a sixth on the way and 14 years of elusive dating is remarkable, and proves him to be a master in the art of using smokescreens. Sadly, being only human, he finally succumbed to mounting pressures. I wish to categorically state here that our membership support system is capable of handling any emotional problems and can’t see why the Hypertek N*gga failed to enlist their help during his moment of weakness. Nonetheless, his highly documented skills will be surely preserved for posterity. He will be missed by all.

16 comments:

  1. When will D'banj and Banky w get married? lol

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  2. Who are the top girls? The actresses right?. Let him tell them the truth

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  3. Some people have time.

    LOL at this from you; Can’t wait to make another post soon, calling out names of legends, *winks….my besties…muah

    You are shortchanging the legends Ladun. You know what i mean "innit!"

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  4. @ Shakara How can i mii love? I no fit. Just trying to make us mild. Its all love baby... trust me, lol.

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  5. The association must be a joke

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  6. When tuface wasn’t engaged, it was trouble. Now that he is, more trouble. Na wa

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  7. Why did he mention Sumbo? She is out of the picture. It's only Pero who is left with her big tummy. But how wicked can tuface be.

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  8. Ladun you want people to comment and call people out for what exactly? Will you not only delete the comment or the post after a few days? Why not just moderate comments permanently instead, if you're really truly interested in being mild.

    I now have reason to believe that my now deleted comment in the Halima Dangote post is very close to the truth. If it weren't, you would do things quite differently, trust me... lol

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  9. Ladun are you seriously deleting comments already? Or is it going to spam?

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  10. It went to spam baby. You see, its above ur last comment. Geez, Legend me again you should be defending me now...lol

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  11. itsekiri's finest16 February, 2012 18:26

    me again dont defend ladun oh! she deleted both our comments on the dangote post. i tire. the saving grace of your blog was the comments ladun. that is all i'll say. wish u best of luck

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  12. so what exactly do they do in the singles club? lmfao!!! mr capable from image and branding ke? he he he....

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  13. I’m telling you. The writer forgot in all his episodes to tell us what they do in the singles club

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  14. I’m telling you. The writer forgot in all his episodes to tell us what they do in the singles club

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  15. heard from the grape vine that 2baba has gone into hiding LADUN emelo ni po pe e i expect you to have given us that update o.
    leave boy o boy and oyinbo woman alone and dig up the 2 baba baby mama drama I'm sure a lot is going down with his recent announcement ova quick quick thats what we r paying you for lol

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