Monday, March 18, 2013

Basket Mouth Explains How He Met his Wife

How long have you known your wife and how did you meet her?

I’ve known her for about 10 years. When I met her the first time, she was doing shakara and when a girl does shakara for me, I love it. That is when I will even get more interested in her. She gave me a fake number and when I called, a guy picked up the phone and insulted me, and told me to never call him again. So I decided to go back to where I met her and went to the same spot for three nights until I saw her again and she gave me the right number. When I called her, she started giving me attitude. Out of anger one day when we were talking, I cut the call, deleted her number, cleared the call log and I now started looking for the number again (laughs). Then one day I bumped into her when her school was having a party. We started talking and that is how it began. She suffered me oh, so as her punishment, she must give me 8 children. But I love her so much and that is all that matters.

64 comments:

  1. Lmao!
    Cwazie dude! 8 children as punishment!
    U sef go follow serve d punishment.
    She's a beautiful woman btw.

    http://justporsh.blogspot.com

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    1. If you spell 'crazy' correctly will you die? This is how I get job applications with abbreviations and misspelt words from graduates. Mtcheeww

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    2. LOL! Anon 10:51, please don't be angry. hahahahaha

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    3. LOL at anonymous 10:51. coolu tempa

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    4. No vex, anon 10.51. That is how I've turned into an English teacher in my office. And the Porsh somebody is a blogger. God will save this generation and their poor writing skills and grammar.

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    1. Was it nt d same woman dat gv birth to a child for him 8yrs b4 their wedding?so where did d shakara come in?abeeeeeeeegy!

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    2. @Anony 9.14.......God bless you . Abeg let them leave story , i doubt the validity of this story , more like a joke he is saying to be noticed .

      She had a child for him and he didnt agree to marry her for many years after. He ended up marrying her only in 2010 when their kid was over 5 years.

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    3. Get ur facts right ppl. His father refused them getting married, so he married her after his father died.

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    4. true...na tales by moonlight be this..we know all the stress this lovely lady went thru b4 he finally wed her..all the other babes etc

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    5. She didnt go thru anything. Get ur facts right, basketmouth could have done better.

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    6. (RIP) to his father,there is a reason the father said no na haba. Its funny how some of us men think we know our wives.Basket mouth no you be suppose talk bout wife like this na....u just open yansh for entire world to smell and begin tell you how it smells. Abi no be same Elsie si don there. Piece of advice BasketMouth,no go out dey call anyone's woman or girl bitch again biko....u no know wetin u carry for house.yes u are married with two lovely innocent kids but Elsie na your cross to carry.Finito....ladun blogger keep yur blog real(u know what that means)

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    7. anonymous 14:37....chai,u no wetin i like,u talk say d kids are innocent gbam.....no be same elsie.....Elsie shakara,Elsie,Elsie....one and only Basket mouth Elsie!!!!! i don talk finish sef.

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    8. i mean anonymous 14:41

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    9. She actually when through a lot like Annie , Basketmouth ignored her for a while and she was lamenting all over the place.....How quickly we forget , thats why its not good to put ur gist out there when it aint rossy .
      This is version is said as if he has been with her all 10 years, if thats his version then that is tales by moonlight .

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    10. Basket mouth - Tales by moonlight story that touches
      here is what was said in 2010

      The couple’s Interesting love story

      The story of basketmouth and his beautiful bride Elsie is quite an intriguing one,owing to the fact that Elsie made the first move although not knowing it would finally turn out the way it did.they met at the University of Lagos where Elsie was an undergraduate of Creative Arts.

      Basketmouth had finished a performance at the school and being Elsies favourite comedian,the young girl boldly walked up to him to tell him so not knowing she held the comedian spell bound with her beauty and simplicity while she was busy excitedly telling him how much she loves and enjoys his jokes.When the talented comedian got himself , they exchanged numbers and the rest became history.

      They have been together for over years despite all the controversies that rocked the affair.However,their romance was UNOFFICIALLY sealed some years ago with the arrival of their first son Jason as , they became an item together since then

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  3. did we really need dis details?

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    1. Keep shut u disturbed soul!

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    2. This small boy and his plenty problems....In the growing process sha. Bon chance

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    3. You guys should leave pj alone now... What did he say now to warrant the insults?? U guys must surely live a sad life to be this aggressive

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    4. my frend..wil u common shut up?! u no dey read all d rubbish d guy dey rite for different posts on difrnt blogs?..immature shit and pointless yarns? u no dey read them. U must be a frend of his. no wonder u chose d name "Zoo bee"..zoo folk lik u! no one here is livin any sad life. ur Bestfrend has a WHOLE lot of Growing up to do. The Blog is for grown and mature minds. small pikin dem supose dey skul dey learn. cant u c dey are wishing him "Bon Chance" meaning Good Luck?! mtchew!

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    5. Lol! anonymous 17:10 ohhh!! lmao.

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    6. @zoobee,prince jobless must live the saddest of lives to be very mean to people too.

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  5. They always prove difficult at first and give in later on. That is a woman for you

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    1. depends on the woman and if she really likes you. If she's not feeling you, nothing nothing for you
      Everywoman

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    2. Thank you for this comment.

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    3. dont mind d ode. women u hav met rite? if a woman isnt feelin u she is not.

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  6. 8 kids hahaha

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  7. She looks in love

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  8. perfect match

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    1. Perfect match indeed, forget d picture and basketmouth written jokes...lol . You wont hear the truth here from ladi's blog ooh.

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    2. Abeg yarn me d tori ooo

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  9. The world is rili comin 2 an end! Prince jobless called a dark skinned lady*CUTE* abi is it becos she wore sumtin short n her laps are in ur face? Dis PJ ehen,ur rili a case! Am jus sayin!

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    1. Hahahahaha anon 11.43!are u a learner?where were u when he went on Every blog calling Annie Macauley d most beautiful woman in Africa,on their trads wedding day.she is also dark skinned too.so never take d retarded Amobi's comments serious,he is a confused boy.

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  10. She is a typical beauty and no brains.

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  11. I'm not surprised he deleted her number and cleared his call log. That's his MO. He always thinks the other person has an ulterior motive. Ill never understand y someone with so much money and status still feels insecure. Trust me I know. He does it all the time even to close friends

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  12. Basketmouth I know u too well and I know ur kind of woman, very far from this u call a wife now. You never wanted this marrige, but baba illorin has made it so and here u r confessing love lmao. Ladun post my comment o

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    1. Brros / babe biko just how much do you know him ? And who is baba ilorin give us the gist jooor .

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  13. This girl is so raaaaaaazzzzzz. U can take the horse to the river but cant force the horse to drink.

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    1. Its like d celebs dis days marry razz women.sha razz begets razz.na only razz gals fit endure their randy lifestyles

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  14. In every event this basketmouth's wife like to wear short things and she has serious big fat yam legs. That makes the outfit look horrible

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  15. Ladun this pic is old naaaaa because this babe is looking all bleached out and yaaaaaalllloooow

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  16. Basketmouth I met your baby mama and she's a beauty to behold. But we can see what u prefer now.

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  17. Pls who has seen basketmouth's baby mama and daughter? So so so pretty, flawless beauties they live here in the uk. Ladun pay me in pounds and I send you unbelievable pics of them with basketmouth

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    1. Yh she's pretty and her baby is cute as in really cute. She looks like Bright just dat she's on d fair side and very chubby. A beauty to behold!

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    2. Yab they always pick d ugly baby mamas,guess "dey were there at d humble beginings"lol

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  18. Basketmouth your wife is short and ugly. Thanks to heels and make up.

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  19. Oh Basketmouth pls spare us this "tales by moonlight"...naa so! We don hear you....which shakara d babe do for u?or do u mean the shakara you did for her?!! We all know u still screw babes around despite the fact that ure married..

    Abeg Next!!!!!

    The original Beebee..

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  20. Whoever said "black is beautiful" was certainly referring to mrs Okpocha and likewise myself. Hehehe!

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  21. Haba basket,we all know this story naa......Wasnt it this same Elsie who was writing letters on the internet saying you abandoned her and the child and you were following girls in London? Which one is shakara again...Infact, I was even surprised you came back and married her. This celebrities sha. Lmao

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  22. Let them be HATERS

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  23. awwwww stories that touched -- Bright (aka BM) is still chasing skirts . Make i no open anyone yansh ,but this 10years love story is meant only for his Joke cracking shows. Very far from real life

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  24. yes anon13.38 it was so sad those letters..that is why it is not good to talk about your family when u are a celeb.... bcos pple will surely bring out all the ugly truth...

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  25. Na wa o. Nothing is hidden on the internet anymore. SEe as una just basketmouth

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  26. lol! Basketmouth don suffer o!!!

    http://nenisnaija.blogspot.com/2013/03/bad-breath-try-this.html

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  27. Basketmouth sef dey do like small pikin! You know people know your story, you now went to embellish it at the market square.

    I wonder what he will call LLB now since he recently called LIB, "haters hub"

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  28. This new culture of spelling and abbreviatg words anyhow its becoming a concern,the younger ones might not know how to spell ohhhh!

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  29. See how people opened BM's yansh here; nothing is truly hidden under the sun.

    To each his own.

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