Thursday, April 18, 2013

So You Do Not Want To Get Pregnant?

Lol this is a s*x talk and i didn't write this. When you finish come back HERE to go to her website. I know most of you will like this, smh *looking away* lol.

Nobody is having s*x. Your friends are not doing it. Only the girls in sunday school or the ones in your class who get pregnant before the degree program is over, those are the people having s*x.

We all have someone we know or that friend we least expect who "suddenly" gets pregnant. It is just shocking.

I am here to help, this article is NOT for the ladies here whose only chance of pregnancy is through immaculate conception. Move Along...I am not here to debate on premarital s*x.


So you do not want to get pregnant? Stop having s*x. Abstinence is the only method of contraception that is 100% effective. Impossible? Please click to continue.

I have noticed that many people have the wrong ideas about contraceptives, when i say contraceptives what comes to mind is emergency contraceptive an example Postinoor2 (a popular brand). This does not cut it as a regular method of contraception. A lot of people are afraid to try other methods because of the perceived risks. Use of emergency contraceptives as regular contraceptives has more side effects than the regular oral contraceptives. Emergency contraceptives usually are a high dose of hormones shot in the body system!

To avoid boring you with medical jargon and confusing you, let us get to the thick of things. I would talk about various contraceptive methods in this series.

Let us begin with Coitus Interruptus.

Do not be alarmed by the fancy sounding name, for some of the more experienced ones amongst us its the most common. Simply put it is called the Withdrawal Method.

What is the Withdrawal Method? It is the contraceptive method that prevents fertilization by preventing contact between the sperm and egg. The male partner removes his p*nis from the vagina and external genitalia of the female before ejaculation occurs. In other words he does not cum inside.

The effectiveness ( chance of not getting pregnant) is 4% to 19% ( bet you did not know that).

The Pros and Cons

It costs nothing, Involves no chemicals, no devices, it is available in every situation.

The chances of getting pregnant with this method is much higher than with other methods.

Some men do not know when to withdraw.

Some men do not withdraw in time.

It interrupts the excitement, the most pleasurable state (for the men).

High risk of contracting a s*xually transmitted disease.

What are your thoughts about this method? Do the pros outweigh the cons?

35 comments:

  1. Haahahaa!!! Very funny. I leave it to the elders to decide this one

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  2. Withdrawl method for life,any mishaps back it up with postinor..*life goes on*
    Lol

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  3. Dry post! Kmt

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  4. I don't get it! She talks about listing 'different' methods of contraception, but ends up mentioning only one. Or is it you my darling LAZY blogger Ladun, that refused to post the rest of the methods she spoke about?

    **confused face**
    **multiple yawns**

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    1. My dear, I confuse pass u.... Was expecting to read more mtds n boom! Dass all. Lolz

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  5. nice story, whats are website's name

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  6. Pastor Ladun, you have started with these articles that add no value.

    Is there any young person out there who is claiming not to know how to avoid pregnancy?

    Why discuss withdrawal method, a method that is the least effective? As a drop of "pre-cum" is enough to get a woman pregnant?

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    1. Who told you everyone is a guru like you

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  7. What kind of stupid withdrawal is that? At the height of pleasure.

    When my BF tried it, I clamped my thighs on his arse and he had to continue pumping. I didn't mind taking postinor afterwards.

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    1. R u sure it wasn't ur rosco?Neway rosco sef na bf

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  8. Was that a half-baked reproductive pharmacology class? Even me fit write on this topic than this author. Not trying to debase this article but I expected better lessons like IUD, Nuva ring, diaphragm, implanon etc but all I could read was coitus interruptus. Abeg, increase knowledge not mediocrity

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    1. Please help us with the write up, you seem to know a lot about it.

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  9. Can't contribute because I'm a virgin. *adjusts halo* *strolls away*

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  10. I love the write up die

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  11. some men know when dey are cumin and others don't. Some are overwhelmed by d 5secs excitment and forget about d chaces of pregnancy. It takes a disciplined, who though savouring the pleasure of dat moment, is still in his right senses. I have been using the coitus interruptus for 5yrs and I have never checked my calendar.

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    1. For 5 years? I hope u are married..

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    2. I have been using method for 7years.. No mistake!!! It takes a disciplined Man sha ooo!Been married 7years.

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  12. some people are sounding very unenlightened. shakes head.

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  13. Withdrawal method of life!!!! That's what my boyfriend does n trust me, he has never made a mistake. But pre-marital sex is bad, I have stopped n I pray for the grace to abstain until marriage. Amen

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  14. My friend got pregnant with this method. She swears he withdrew on time,so its probably his pre-emmission that got her pregnant. Dont try this at home, not safe at all.

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    1. We shouldn't try it home. Where else we wan try am ni,na for bush?

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    2. Who is this bush girl? Anonymous19 April, 2013 18:19 it's a popular saying.

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  15. Lolz....so wre shlD u try t?? HahahahAa

    ElsIe

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  16. Everyone knows abstinence is the only way not to be pregnant. I thought she was going to list many methods of contraception.

    The feel of semen ejaculated in a woman is another excitement for both partners!

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    1. GUN SHOT gbabun

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    2. I find the feel of semen irritating sha. condoms....

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  17. Nuffin i like more dan feeling hot sperm splash on my clitoris at close range from a big throbbin cock n feel it slide inside my tight pussy

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  18. Lmao @anon 16.31.......no be life u dey live I swear

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  19. withdrawal method for life!!! My man is disciplined cause I don tell am I'm not keeping any belle so the fear of me killing his pikin makes him withdraw. Or we use condom. I like it when we use condom he can come inside me and then relax on top of me. Better than withdraw and looking for toilet paper to wipe down

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