Tuesday, August 20, 2013

70-Year Old Man Inserts Steel Kitchen Fork Into His P*nis During Masturbation

Doctors have removed a 10cm long steel fork inside a man’s p*nis, after a s*xual adventure went horribly wrong. The 70-year-old visited Canberra Hospital’s emergency department complaining of bleeding genitalia.

He then promptly admitted that he had inserted a piece of cutlery into his urethra in an attempt to satisfy himself. Unfortunately the attempt backfired and it became stuck, leaving him in considerable pain before rushing to the hospital.

Doctors say the practice tends to occur 'during states of pathological masturbation, substance abuse and intoxication'. God help him, lol.

52 comments:

  1. 70 yrs old na wa o .

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    1. The man is crazy!

      What could he possibly enjoy by inserting a fork into that tiny hole? Was he high?

      I can't comprehend this.

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    2. Hahahahaahhaaha!!!! How's this even possible!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahahahahahahahhahahahahaha

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  2. Baba 70ty too dey M

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  3. Kongi na bastard

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  4. This is madness

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  5. What a shame.A man his age still masturbating

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  6. Lol!foolish nigga.Solution To Your Blackberry When It is Randomly Rebooting Whenever You Want To Take Pictures Or Connect To A PC at www.frabidel.com

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  7. Konji wicked o......how person wan keep mouth explain wetin do you give doctor and the people wey go come visit you for hospital.....choi!!!

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  8. I Can't believe that

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  9. how about that piece of lie,how is it possible, can a fork whether steel or otherwise pass through a p*nis hole unless he's got a p*ssy.maybe he was seeking 15 minutes of fame or more like 1 hr whatever time it take to get a doctor's attn

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    1. So dumb people like you still exist?

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    2. Anon 18:26..you're the one who is dumb...you along with evryone else who believes this crap. How the fuck will a fork EVER pass thru a penis hole??? Riddle me that..I'm sure u're probably a dude (however retarded)..and if you're a chic I'm sure u've collected enough dick to appreciate the impossibility of this scenario. #Fuckingdumbgullibleassretardedidiots

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    3. You my dear is the #Fuckingdumbgullibleassretardedidiot as you so succinctly put it. Goggle is your best best broda ode. check out daily mail, telegraph, india today ; the news is everywhere so put a lid on that your soured mouth

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  10. Pahahhahahahahahhaha @ 70 conji is still wounding u.lwtmb.c d sagged p**is sef.sorry papi.*rolls eyes nd strolls away*

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  11. some ppl cn be so annoying,u saw a lady carryin a Michael Kors bag wit Michael kors written on d Logo & u kip askin if its a reward for patronising Mary Kay. *Eyes Rolling* *ASH*

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  12. We see them often, one that came to my ER after inserting a vibrator in his butt, and the thing ran away from him and got inserted wholely deep inside. He had to have surgery. The hardest part of taking care of these people is trying to keep a straight face. And these morons usually stroll in at 1am. Can you imagine paging the on-call surgery team to come in to remove a vibrator?


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  13. 70 year old still dey lamba?? Na waooo

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  14. Lol
    @ kongi na bastard

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  15. The Doctor should have left the fork there.Old fool.

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  16. It is all this kind of men that rape their grandchildren.SMH

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  17. LWKMD The papa wan lamushuwian.lmao

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  18. Konji could be very bad sometimes but for his age haba.

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  19. 70years eyah where is his wife for crying out loud?she wants to kill the man.

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  20. Is youthful days must been the cause of all this rubbish.A lesson to all our youths.

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  21. Na wa oh, woke up feeling konjified as well but I'm only 27 dis man own don pass b carefull ohhhhhhhhhh

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  22. The annoying part is that the doctor treated him.for naija him go remove am by himself, shebi na him put am there???? HE-GOAT!!

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  23. The man must have a very good reason for doing it.it might be discrimination or disappointment.

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  24. This man is a first-grade idiot.He should be arrested and sentenced to life imprisonment for trying to kill himself GUSH!!!!

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  25. This man should be admitted into a psychiatric hospital because a sane person wouldn't do such a thing

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  26. Good for him next time he will go for a woman not fork.

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  27. He must be on drugs because a normal person wouldn't do this.

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  28. Wonders they say shall never end. Hehe Mtchewww

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  29. When ashawo house plenty.This one na old fool.

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  30. People say a fool at 40 is a fool forever but this na mega-foool.

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  31. Women never finish for town now

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  32. Stupidity at its peak!
    Lmao!

    http://justporsh.blogspot.com

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  33. Has he not had enough? @70....chaiii

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  34. masturbating at that age? SMH for baba 70 oh! old habits die hard

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  35. This old man's pathetic story will serve as a deterrent to men who are steeped in the practice of masturbation,a vice that has eaten deep into the fabric of our societies. Visit http://www.olusolaoso.blogspot.com/ for juicy stories on entertainment,showbiz,politics,sports and gossips.

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  36. I can relate with this man.Sigh do not judge until you know how it dey do him.

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    1. Biko relate in what way? age abi the insertion of dangerous & deadly stuffs in our private parts all in the name of kinky sex practices? Yeah...one can definitely relate with foolishness...:(

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  37. Did anyone read the part where they said pathological masturbation. He has no c control over his actions yet you all keep writing shit. People use your brains to process news.

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  38. How the hell did that get in there ???? Na wa oo

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