Tuesday, September 10, 2013

Photo: Man Set To Marry A Goat In Brazil... Says He Loves 'Her' Because She Can't Get Pregnant Or Ask For Money

A widower in Brazil, Aparecido Castaldo, 74, has decided to end his solitutude and marry his pet goat, Carmelita. She doesn’t speak and doesn’t want money,” says the father of eight children - four women and four men from four different marriages.

Mr Castaldo, who has been in love with the pet for two years, wanted to be united with his goat Carmela in a church, by an evangelical minister. Unfortunately, none of the churches he contacted with his unusual request wanted to perform the ceremony.


So Aparecido eventually contacted Toninho do Diabo (Tom the Devil), an old friend who just happens to be one of the most famous satanists in Brazil.

The wedding is now scheduled to take place at midnight, on October 13, at the Devil’s Church, in Sao Paolo.

Only our church accepted this love between man and animal because we have no prejudice, Toninho said.

The wedding will be followed by a big party on All Souls’ Day the following day.

Carmelita ate her first wedding dress but has been found another.

Her husband to be , Mr Aparicedo said: “Whenever someone says I am doing something wrong I reply the goat does not speak, ask for money to go shopping and doesn’t get pregnant - and she can’t talk.

50 comments:

  1. Jehovah dis is insane......Elly

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    1. This guy is on point..he can have both a happy relationship and asun during the holidays.

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  2. Mentally disabled

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  3. It is better for a man to marry an animal dan to marry a fellow man.

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    1. U r as insane as he is!
      My ? Is will he be having sex wit d goat?
      End time tinz!

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    2. Yes that is true,better marry a goat than man.

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  4. my own don reach me sha.Even goat dey find husband and i still dey here unclaimed.Oma dowo o edumare.

    Meanwhile dis man don kolo o.

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    1. U betta go arrange one goat

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    2. Before the end of the year, your claimer will locate u. You thank me later. Biak

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    3. Lol eje u don craze o.I dont want goat.I want man real man.sad face

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  5. Ibere weyrey re oº°˚˚ ! Egbami ke

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  6. I dated a gorrilla for a few mnths back in '10 and I must admit..it wasn't all bad.

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  7. oga as i dey look this ur white beautiful goat na asun i just dey see.me i nor care about all this ur long talk na pepper soup dey my mind with cold malt

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    1. I cankt eat peppersoup Þhat has a man's semen in it. Just think of it...d man just finishes banging d goat and they cook it for peppersoup. Would u eat that? Ewwwww.

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    2. I'm with you on this one...
      We go use the head do isi ewu

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    3. Oboy,that goat go sweat for mama put pot,the goat head go get extra taste for mouth,if aboki meet these one na for abattoir e go explain.

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  8. Hahahahahah http://misanubini.blogspot.com

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  9. The world is coming to an end

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  10. may be na pepper soup the man wan use am do.fool

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  11. Dis man d insane oooooo,hey let him just admite dat he can't afford d money dat a lady may need na dan saying d goat can not speak

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  12. Women? See what you turn this old man to!
    Even the 78years oldman dey ladies .they love money pass their life. Baba am expecting my IV joor. I need to attend this holy matrimony

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  13. Nawa ooo, if i get opportunity to prepared d white goat for nsewu on d wedding day, Baba himself do enjoy d meat

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  14. d world is criosly cuming to an end
    www.blogsvila.blogspot.com

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  15. All I see is devil in action...I can only see esiewu and cold malt in dat white goat...ebony

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  16. The end is near

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  17. 74 years old. no wonder.....

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  18. God have mercy!
    End time tinz!
    Anyways na Asun and isi ewu i dey see no be bride oo.
    Mad Man!
    eww! Someone will start defending him that its his right!......With a GOAT BIKO NU!

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  19. This man's brain needs to be washed with hypo.

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  20. This is just crazy.

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  21. Hope dem go share goat meat for the party o!

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  22. Dis man nids to be chekd. Am very sure he isn't ok. Wat is he stil lukn 4 sef, at age 74. He shud go nd rest his 'D' abeg

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  23. No christian church will never agree to do such a thing.

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  24. Speechles Men Men Men *smh* una don put dat una tin in mny different holes.easy kai

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  25. hmmnn, this is surprising, man" goat" marry" even d pastor we won join dem is a head of the devil church in Brazil... make una reason ooo dis na end time, at times it seems animals are more logical dan humanbeing that God made in his similitude, u can never see male animal running after their selves neither female animals running after theirselves... see wetin deh happen, after men don run after theirselves now e no satisfied na goat come deh on board... God save meee ooo end tym is at hand

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  26. Incase no one is thinking. They had a celebration after their wedding! So I just wanted to ask what they served there. Cos if they ate anything meat there, then they all are hypocrites! And d goat too ate what? Grass? Do these people have sense at all?

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  27. Many people talk about end time as just a statement without reading the meaning.. is a fact nd real event that is about to take place in this Milini..be warned nd know Jesus Christ..

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  28. Ladies pussy vs goat wat a man, afta fuckng all hs ladies, he decided that enough is enough and chose a goat.

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  29. Uwa nacho ikpu.:)igbo man.com

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