Saturday, February 28, 2015

Wizkid’s Car Hasn’t Been Paid For, Genevieve Owns Her Ghana Mansion In Her Dreams- Etcetera Reveals More

Oh dear, Etcetera can never change, lol. Here’s his new article…

And all liars shall go to hell – Rev 21:8.

Again, I’m going to go out on a limb here to talk on a subject that may not be very popular or nice to Nigerian celebs, especially the guilty ones. I have said it severally that just because someone is a celebrity doesn’t mean they are smart. They may have a talent or skill but many of them are not smart especially when it involves their finances. The old saying, “your lies will come back to haunt you” has never been more true than the recent cases of D’banj, Iyanya and Wizkid who are being kicked out of their homes after lying they owned the properties. The residents of blogosphere boulevard were stunned when the news broke that D’banj got an eviction notice from his landlord and was also said to be highly indebted.
Yes, it is hard to believe that someone of D’banj’s status could actually be thrown out of his house. But for those who know that the Nigerian entertainment industry is built on lies and more lies, it didn’t come as a surprise or a case of a cranky landlord. Entertainers are well rehearsed liars. They are not what they make you believe they are. Even the upcoming artist with just one song on radio issues a press release that they’ve bought a mansion in Lekki Phase One and a Range Sport SUV?

There was a time when it was strongly whispered that Don Jazzy and his crew owned Club Jonzing until the truth came out. You must have also heard that D’banj owns Koko Lounge. My brothers and sisters in habit of believing everything you hear, I wish you all knew how your favourite celebs laugh in their closet seeing you swallow the lies like fufu and draw soup. Let me give an example of how some artistes can be terrible liars, we were on a tour of five Nigerian cities with Basketmouth and his then Humour Unlimited monthly show sponsored by BAT. When we got to Enugu, a certain artiste was snoring like a broken trailer exhaust pipe in the bus on our way from the event centre to the hotel. I tapped him hoping to stir him up to reduce his noise but I was shocked when he woke up immediately swearing that he wasn’t snoring, that he was only trying to get our reaction. Our reaction? After snoring for about 20 minutes with a trail of saliva from one corner of his mouth to his shirt collar! O’boy some people can lie in Africa.

Did you hear it on breaking news when Iyanya bought a house in his dreams? His management must have thought it was a fantastic promo strategy then. If only they knew that not far into the future, Iyanya would be dragged by his balls across the floor of the internet, and that his aggrieved brother would take to twitter to inform everyone that Iyanya had been evicted (not from Project shame) from his dream mansion. Yes, it is double wahala for deadi-bodi and the owner of deadi-bodi but won’t it be tripple wahala for Oritsefemi and his management when fans eventually discovered that the N200m mansion he purportedly bought some months back was actually bought in his dreams and not in the real world?

How much does he charge per gig and how long has he been playing these gigs to be able to afford a mansion of that amount? Isn’t it wonderful how naija entertainers think their fans and everyone else is shallow and gullible? Common sense should tell every artiste that these lies won’t achieve anything but hurt their careers in the long run when the truth is eventually revealed.

Like it was revealed this week that Wizkid’s car hasn’t been paid for. True, some naija musicians make a lot of money, but not the kind of money they want you to believe. Does Oritsefemi look the part of a N200m house owner even with all his body cream? The telco brand ambassadors who are being coerced into lying about their endorsement fees can’t make such a preposterous claim not to talk of someone with no endorsement deal. I shivered when I saw in some blogs over the week that Genevieve just bought a house in Ghana for a whopping $4m. This will go down as the grandmother of all lies told so far. Genny baybay, you should have asked yourself if there’s any house worth $4m in the whole of Ghana, except you bought the Ghana National Theatre which by the way may not be worth $4m.

These lies are getting dumber by the day. The worst thing that can happen to any man is believing his own lies. If we had a system where entertainers are taxed for their acquisitions, the ridiculous and unnecessary lies will stop. They will speak the truth and nothing but the truth or so help them God.


66 comments:

  1. You nailed it etcetera

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    1. exactly why you should never try and imitate celebs.


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    2. This is his best article so far.

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  2. Hahahaahah true talk my brother etcetera any evil that we happen to u should go to north an wipe them all.

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  3. Truth is bitter well said

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  4. Wetin person nor go read on social media

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  5. Chai.....dis guy Don open dere yansh again....lol

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  6. What is your business with their lives

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    1. Honestly he is good! Who knows if he has a blog???

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  8. $4m is equivalent to N800m....even Dangote's house in VI is not worth that amount. Apart from acting this lousy nollywood films, wetin Genevive dey do wey we don't know ?
    God bless you my broda...we have never believed their lies anyway.

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  9. Lol their world revolves around the lies they tell na ta how they increase in popularity

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  10. Genny does not even have to say anything for her to be in the news.Yes, she is hot like that.I don't think she granted any interview that she bought a mansion in Ghana for that price.Genny keeps moving forward.

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  11. hahaha.....iswear I like this guy

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  12. Etcetera learn to mind your business

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  13. Etcetera learn to mind your business

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  14. Ladun, he did not say Genny owns her Ghana mansion in her dream.so, that headline is a no for me.

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  15. Lmaoooooooooooooooooo

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  16. MR EDDY said this heat wan kill person o.


    Very funny but true.
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    ^™THAT EDO BOY.COM~

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  17. Sometimes this guy tell d truth about entertainers. Most of them live a life full of lies all cos they are public figures.

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  18. Wizkid is living a fake life

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  19. Genevieve sure has the finance to purchase a house in Ghana

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    1. From where? 800 million naira??? Are you daft? Shut uppp if you don't know what you're saying!! Genevive or any other ACTRESS IN NIGERIA! Doesn't even have $1m to their name! When their not in Hollywood! Money wey no dey nigeria talk of nollywood! Do you know what a million dollars is?

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  20. Tell them ETC ...let them know they are suppose to be good role models

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  21. Why sell to a celeb on credit

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  22. this very true

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  23. Atleast he has a car dat has not been paid for...u nkoooo

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  24. Atleast he has a car dat has not been paid for...u nkoooo

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  25. all this our celebrities with their fake lives

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  26. Etcetc are you still an entertainer?

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  27. How much is the car that whizzy cant pay for

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  28. Truth is bitter. Hate it or leave it, he has said the truth. No wonder most Nigerians are easily manipulated. So shameful

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  29. Who told you whizkid hasnt paid for his car

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  30. Skales would be happy now

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  31. Banky W does not have anything to do with WhizKid anymore

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  32. This is too much accusation

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  33. This guy has always been hitting out on celebrities. Its Whizkid and Genny baby's time

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  34. Ha ha ha, dis ecetera sef. He needs to be takin to kirikiri prison for talkin abt my Genny like dat.

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  35. Awaiting wizkids twitter rant on this one

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  36. Laughing out loud

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  37. Genevieve cant afford 4million dolls after Atiku broke up with her

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  38. Impossibilities

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  39. Which of his carssssssssssssssssssss?

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  40. I Dont care but there are houses worth over 4million in Accra. He needs to do his research

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    1. 4Million Dolls house in accra? U are NUT !

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    2. 4 million dollars?

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    3. Even if they're are Genevieve doesn't have $1m to her name not to talk of $4m to buy house! She hasn't finished paying her rent in lekki! You guys can't be that shallow! Even Hollywood seff lmaooo!! What does she do to make such money! That's almost a billion naira!!

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    4. Genny lives in parkveiw not lekki.

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  41. Pls mind ur business u dis failed artist, wizkid can afford twice that car and Genevieve never admitted to owning such a house. She's rather on the reserved side and pays little or no attention to attention seekers like u

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  42. See exposure

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  44. lwkmd buh leave my Genny babe alone

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