Tuesday, March 3, 2015

Eggplant Files: Report Lists Which Countries Have The Biggest Shlongs

North Korea, China, India and Japan are among the countries that have men with the smallest shlongs sadly! No wonder Japan authorities want couples to go on compulsory vacation to have more babies, but how will they with just a 4.3 inches shlong. Lol. Phew thank God for Jesus, Nigeria no dey carry last, the men are on 6 inches babyyyyyyyy Lol. Continue below to see the country with the longest shlongs and know the countries you should never dare to date their men! Lol. 


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  1. a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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    Lmaoooooo.... This is serious matter shah..
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    ***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

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  2. Hahahahaha,so ladies over to una.

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    1. I dey chop any size well well, including congo. No big deal here.

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  3. Lol.... @ thank God for jesus!!!

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    1. Terrible use of our Lord's precious name. Ladun you claim to share the Word of God but so far I see you're not at all a Godly woman.

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  4. Congo 7.1 damnnnnnnnnn

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  5. @Ladun u too don catch the bug of this "eggplant"


    Lol






    @Galore

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  6. Sisi Ladun when was the last tym u get knacked? Cos ths early momo kanji i no understand oo.

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  7. No long thing...

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  8. Hahaha congo won kill person

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  9. Lolllllllllllll

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  10. Omo, See Naijah men

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  11. This is serious ohhhh. Nigeria always on top

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  12. LOL, eggplants size, who measured them

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  13. serious research, I got a giant size anyway

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  14. Well what can we say in as much as the country is bad n good at least our men still stand for something women can't do without.

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  15. So the question now is do they have same analysis for ladies as per deepest count? #JUSTASKING#

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  16. flight to venezuela booked :)

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  17. congo shining congo since 1921. lol

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  18. gimme some congolese any day any time.

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    1. Give me your number for congo. email it to: goodrichdirect@outlook.com

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  19. This samples were done through what means

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  20. This is hillarious

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  21. South Americans top list of biggest size, how did Congo get in there.

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  22. Whats an Eggplant?

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  23. Hausa's joysticks are longer than that of congo

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    1. True. Congolese joystick can never be compare to that of an Aboki

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  24. Lmao


    Who remembers Cowbell dey for powder....e no need fridge at all oo.....cowbelluoo, papillo I know say one day u go make us proud, b without bb is like a train without an engine, the zebrudaya elephant advert, and the recent indomie indomitables, honeywell wheat meal o for everybody na correct wakis. Read funny naija tv commercials

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  25. i go with sunnytoun. hausa men hmmm

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  26. Off to Congo...love me some Congolese

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    1. Give me your number for congo. email it to: goodrichdirect@outlook.com

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    2. You lot play too much lol

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  27. Indian men with smallest but still have second largest population. Wetin u go do with big egg plant with no action.

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  28. No wonder many Japanese women prefer foreigners if given the opportunity.

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  29. Everything is very open with a really clear clarification of the
    challenges. It was truly informative. Your website is very useful.

    Thanks for sharing!

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