Thursday, April 2, 2015

Man Beaten Blue-Black For Daring To Sleep With Prostitute And Not Paying Over Free S3x Promo For Buhari

A certain man, Haruna Lawal landed on the hospital bed after having fun with a commercial sex worker in Ejigbo area of Lagos without paying.

Lawal had gone to a red light zone after reading online that the National Association of Nigerian Prostitutes had declared a three-day free s3x promo to celebrate the victory of Gen. Muhammadu Buhari of the APC in the just concluded presidential poll.


Daily Post gathered that Lawal, after having rounds of fun with the s3x hawker all through the night, zipped up the following morning and thanked her for ‘driving him very well’.


Problem erupted when the lady demanded for her pay and Lawal reminded her of the ongoing promo announced by the association.

Angered by his submission, the lady whose name was given as Emmanuella strangled Lawal on his neck and demanded to for her pay.

“In the process of the struggle, Lawal slapped the lady and that attracted the attention of other prostitutes in the place who pounced on him and gave him the beaten of his life.

“He was seriously beaten because he could not afford to even pay half of the money. The prompt intervention of other patrons saved him from being lynched,” an eye witness said.


When Daily Post visited the area on Thursday the lady, who was still angry lambasted the leadership of the association for taking a decision without consulting them.

“How can Jessy and Madam Efoyo (referring to the national president) declare free-s3x without properly informing us?”, she asked.

“I only read it on the pages on newspaper. Make them, bring the money wey APC give them na. Na any politician get my p**sy for me?” a visibly angry Nuella, as she’s called told our reporter on Thursday.

When reminded that the association had already made it known that it is free s3x for three days, the lady fumed, “Oya oga journalist come f**ck na, because na person get my thing for me,” before she furiously walked away.


When contacted on phone, the general secretary of NANP, Jessica Elvis however said Nuella might not be a registered member of the association.

36 comments:

  1. a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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    Am laughing and confused as well... An epic combination....
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  2. Not worthy of being a news but it's quite hilarious. The guy like good thing ooo!!!! How come he doesn't know good things don't come free

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  3. stupid man



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  4. that serves him right..mtcheeeeew.
    sha na true the ashawo talk..lol

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  5. Serves him right

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  6. Serves him right

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  7. Good for him

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  8. Na wetin he chop belle full am. I hope he still paid her

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  9. Wetin I nor go read for this blog

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  10. Lwtmb asawo dey do bonanza

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  11. Stupid hypocrite Muslims. Thought his prophet detest prostitutes. U all will rot in hell

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    1. U most b a fool o, na everybody holy? If one muslim do something bad na islam, associate his bad characters to him as an individual nt to his religion. N mind u some hv islamic names bt dey r nt muslims.

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  12. Jesus christ! So they truly have an association. Chei! Lol. I'm lost o, someone please enlighten me because I never knew something like this is Goin on in my dear country.

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  13. This story is concocted.Before a customer will have sex with a commercial sex workers she must negotiate with him and pay her first before the action will commence.Otherwise,she will not allow him in.The policy of sex commodity is strictly"pay before service"

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  14. Ashawo no be better work o

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  15. Association of Prostitutes? Oga o. Them no get shame

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  16. I thought they said money for hand back for ground

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  17. All through the night!!! The guy enjoy no be small

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  18. Awuuf dey run belle

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  19. If the man eventually pays, he should not fail to collect receipt. lolzzzzz

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  20. No be small thing

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  21. Leave the man abeg, association of ASHAWOS don talk say promo dey. Lauf wan kill me die

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  22. Make i go fart come back

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  23. Ashawo sef don get association,. Lwkmd..take control Lord

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