Saturday, July 25, 2015

Man Who Used Erection Ring On His P*nis Rescued By LAGOS FIRE SERVICE

Lobatan! Lol… The men of the Lagos State Fire Service said on Saturday that they rescued a 40-year-old man from death after he used a s3x performance enhancer that enlarged his penis beyond expectation.

The Director, Mr Rasak Fadipe, who made the disclosure to NAN in Lagos, said the man wore a metal ring on his p*nis. The ring, according to him, was to enhance erection and ultimately enhance s3xual satisfaction but turned out to swell the organ beyond his expectation.

“His experience turned sour when the p*nis became so erect and swollen beyond his expectation and could not come down and the ring could not be removed.

“When it became apparent that the condition was threatening his life, he rushed to the Lagos State University Teaching Hospital (LASUTH), Ikeja for help.

“The hospital invited the service to rescue the man, when they could not easily remove the ring.

“We successfully removed the metal ring in collaboration with the hospital staff at the emergency unit using our rescue tools,” he told NAN.

“The incident happened at about 3.15 p.m. on Friday and it took us about 50 minutes for the operation.

“The man wore the ring to enhance his penis for sexual satisfaction, but it turned out to be a threat to his life,” Fadipe said.


35 comments:

  1. Orisirisi the kind of news we hear these days tho.

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    1. Aw on local po gan up in this bitch. The ring is called a cock ring and is used quite widely in Europe and the ame-ri-ca. I know this isn't the first time I have heard of this

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    2. Nobody is saying anything about the lady in the picture. Abi no be woman him dey try to.... Lol

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  2. Ladun, dis one wey u dey censor Penis, ki ni big deal

    Fibonnachi Omogbai

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  3. D guy wan kill another man pikin


    Fibonnachi Omogbai

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    1. It's the fault of those that says, size matter.

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  4. They should have left him to die

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  5. He wanted to use big dick and kill someone's daughter

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  6. Wonders they say shall never end

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  7. We thank God say he no kill d lady with his thing


    Fibonnachi Omogbai

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  8. Natural exercise can give big and large one instead of using a ring


    Fibonnachi Omogbai

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  9. a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said..
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    Lmaoooo... This is so damn funny i swear.. Who send am go do that rubbish in the first place....
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    ***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

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  10. erection ring? chaiii guys are desperate oooo

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  11. Hahahaahaha....this is damn hilarious!!!.

    Chai!...see wetin women dey cause abeg

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  12. Lmao this is funny

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  13. Wetin concern fire service with erection?

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  14. What sex will cause hmm

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  15. See GOBE! Embarrassment of the highest order.

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  16. MR EDDY said this heat wan kill person


    Hihihihihih. Laughing in Chinese. Na God catch am
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    ^™THAT EDO BOY.COM~

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  17. Johnny d honey25 July, 2015 19:43

    Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

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  18. Oyibo wen do cock ring na im d poor guy copy, only dat one is made of rubber and vibrates. Epa!

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  19. Him be wan kill person pikin baa? Erection gone wrong....

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