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Wednesday, September 19, 2018

Donald Trump’s Pen!s Looks Like A Mario Kart Character! Stormy Daniels Says In New Book

Can someone give Stormy a standing ovation? This one wants to reap everything possible from her alleged s*x with Trump. Ahn ahn, may we not fall in the trap of people like Stormy o.

Lol. Stormy Daniels has described what Donald Trump’s pen!s looks like in stark, unforgettable detail. Writing in her new book, Full Disclosure, she details the s*x she claims she had with the President of the United States describing it as the ‘least impressive’ she’s ever had. In the book, seen by the Guardian, she says: ‘He knows he has an unusual penis. It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool…

‘I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a d*** like the mushroom character in Mario Kart…

‘It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion.’

Daniels, who says she had an affair with Trump in 2006, around the time that the reality television star’s wife Melania had given birth to their son Barron, said she would dedicate the tell-all to her young daughter.

‘You really didn’t think I would hold anything back?’ said Daniels on the ABC television show The View.

‘I’m gonna write everything and include it and people can think what they want about me but at least it’s the truth, it’s not like that they haven’t been thinking that about me anyway,’ she said.

Daniels said the book, due to hit the shelves on October 2, would fill in details that were cut from her interview with the CBS show 60 Minutes earlier this year. Well, someone should be expecting a lawsuit… a big one.

7 comments:

  1. Let trump show us to confirm

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  2. Shameless porn actress now looking for cheap popularity. What has his genitals got to do with his governance? leave the dude alone

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  3. People like her will buy the book

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