Kim Jong-Un Orders North Koreans To Hand Over Their POO In Fertiliser Crisis


Kim Jong-un has demanded North Koreans hand over their poo to government officials amid fears the country faces a fertiliser crisis.

The desperate measure is said to have been imposed to provide farmers with cheap manure in a bid to kickstart the Hermit Kingdom’s declining economy.

Crackpot dictator Kim, 35, has ordered citizens to hand over 100kg of human waste every day, RadioFreeAsia reports.

And anyone who fails to meet the quota must instead provide 300kg of compost, it has been claimed.

The entire nation has been “mobilised” to produce manure as the “first major task of the year,” a government insider revealed.

A DPRK source reportedly said: “The authorities in each local region task factories, institutions and citizens groups with assigning production quotas to each individual.

“They are demanding that each person produce 100kg of human feces per day, or about 3 tons per month.

“But how on earth can it be possible for one person to make 3 tons of human feces and deliver it?”

The tubby tyrant’s demands have pushed some residents to seek out specialist suppliers of poo.

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