Thursday, April 11, 2019

Lmao! Popular Nigerian Doctor Educates Men Who Are WOMB SHIFTERS

Popular Nigerian Medical doctor, Olufunmilayo has taking to twitter to educate supposed womb shifters. The trend now is.. 'i want to shift your womb'.. 'let me shift your womb'.. shior. Dr Olufunmilayo now says that by the way isn't possible.

Dr Olufunmilayo wrote:

During labour/delivery, When a woman’s cervix (the gate of the womb) is fully opened at 10cm, to allow a baby to come out, this is what it looks like. But men like to fool themselves and assume they can “shift your womb”. Yet 95% of peni.s width is under 5cm. Beautiful delusion.

But it takes 9months for the body to prepare for this” Exactly. Now think about it. If it takes 9months to prepare for a delivery of a whole baby, an act that doesn’t even “shift the womb”, is it your 3cm width joystick that will make a difference? Lmao. Pls get the fvck.


Doctor this is not fair, stop attacking our ego as men” Ok let’s be serious. No sensible man should have ego built on sex or peni.s prowess. That’s ephemeral and daft. Build your ego, if you have to, on more serious and exemplary qualities. Not on numbers of “shifted wombs”…

And actually NO peni.s can ever actually shift a womb. To start with, very very few peni.s will even touch the cervix (the entrance of the womb) during sex. NOT to talk of hit it enough to have any impact on the womb. Let’s get serious. Womb shifting is a myth. Let’s drop it.

This is simple anatomy. And a touch of common sense. Nothing more. NO Peni.s can shift a womb. Quote me anywhere. And even if by any remote possibility there would be, maybe it’s the context of an adult man raping a toddler. Or something worse. But in normal situations? Nah.

Anatomically, during sex, the peni.s is mainly in the vagina doing an in-out movement repeatedly till orgasm. And that’s it. Very few people and very few times can it touch the cervix, if it ever does. And it will never be significant enough to cause a womb to shift. You get it?

11 comments:

  1. Hope all my gf that I am knacking will stop saying I should Stop shifting their wombs

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  2. Of course we know no man has the power to shift a womb, right?

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  3. All this womb shifting sef is somehow to me cos i be fargin o

    in teni's voice

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  4. I concur that omb shifting is a myth

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  5. Is dr Olufunmilayo a male or female?

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  6. Thanks for educating us, this is the first time I'll be hearing this

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  7. Where are the womb shifter?

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