Thursday, April 11, 2019

Petrol Station Manager Posts Woman's Used Sex Toy Back To Her In CLEAR Packaging

A petrol station manager said he posted a driver's eight-inch sex toy back to her in CLEAR packaging after she left it at his workplace.

Duncan Edwards, 47, was stunned after a cleaner apparently found the "battered" strap-on next to the vacuum cleaners on Saturday.

Using a pair of diesel gloves, Duncan said he carried the object to his office for safekeeping and discovered an address label on its packaging.

And the father-of-two, who runs the garage in leafy Holmes Chapel, Cheshire, claims he posted the sex toy in shrinkwrap packaging with a note that read "strap on, handle with care!"


Speaking from his home in nearby Stockport, Duncan said: "It was like a real-life Toy Story, albeit with a different kind of Woody.

"It was a whopper and obviously a much-loved member of someone's family.

"It was pretty well battered and the elastic was frayed, it looked like it had been stretched no end and there were marks on the actual equipment, it wasn't nice.

"Part of my thinking was if I send it back like that they might think twice about discarding used equipment - there could have been children about."

But Duncan admitted he and his team had a good giggle at the find initially.

He added: "The cleaner picked it up and he gave the box a shake once he saw what was in it he said to me 'you've got to come and see this'.

"Obviously no-one is going to own up to it but I just couldn't believe that whoever had disposed of it had left their name and address on the box.

"We were absolutely howling and the rest of the staff were too when they found out.

"We've had some bizarre things handed in before such as crutches but never any strap-ons, it was a first for me.

"It was found near the vacuums at 9am on Saturday morning so possibly left overnight. We don't know if they've been cleaning their car out and left it out or attempted to dispose it."



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