Monday, April 8, 2019

Philippines President, Rodrigo Duterte PUBLICLY Brags About His Big MANHOOD

Cocky Rodrigo Duterte has taken to the public stage to brag about the size of his p-nis and s-xual prowess.

The outspoken President of the Philippines shocked supporters when he made his bizarre claims at a public rally.

He started off by boasting how he has a very impressive member which "points all the way up."

Duterte then added a man’s good looks count for nothing if he doesn't measure up.


That’s why, he explained, he would have been furious if God had given him a tiddler.

“If God gave me a small penis, I would have cut it in front of the altar,” he said, drawing laughs from the crowd.

“Son of a b*tch, is this all you have given me?”

He then told how when he lived at the YMCA in Manila as a student he would walk around butt naked.

Duterte said the sight of his penis drew admiration from other residents claiming they would stare at it.

“My towel, I won’t (wrap it around me). I will just walk towards them (naked) - they would admire me. (They’d tell me) ‘Son of a b*tch, Duterte, you’re so hard!'”


THE GIRLS RAN AWAY

However, the 'Mad Dog' politician's penis speech stretched on ever further.

He added: “When I was young, (my penis) almost looked up to the sky.”

Duterte then moved his microphone up and pointed it all the way to the ceiling at the Puerto Princesa City Coliseum in Palawan.

He even said that his penis was so upright that the top would almost reach his belly button.

The leader added: “I’m very thankful to my father. At least he let me out into the world highly-equipped.”

Duterte then recalled visiting a place which he simply described as full of women.

“They ran away. ‘We don’t like him. That skinny guy. He won’t stop (having sex).'”

It's not the first time his sexual bragging has made headlines.

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